💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
4500 Pages Balldo! Cheers!
Now we just need you back to doing slurring rant streams so we can hit 5000 pages before your trial on Aug. 20th.
CAN WE HIT IT?!
Cuckieta, whatever you do, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT fire up a stream high and drunk to slapfight Medicare and Aaron Cuckholte in the coming days, KarenFarms would be super mad and fully felted if you pulled a chad move and did a super funny comedy show live high on everything.
DO NOT anger the KarenFarms with a stream!

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Anstiv said:
Today's stream was actually great. I'm seriously impressed with how Ashton and Andy have improved as hosts. Andy still can't figure out tech which is fine, it's plays into his character. Andy is the lovable idiot who puts guests into a sense of comfort and ease, and Ashton hits them with well worded questions that makes the guest panic, but not run
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Yeah, hat tip to them, Ashton is a decent interviewer and doesn’t pull any punches, and Andy, annoying as he is, is a good foil.

Only the second show I’ve listened to so I don’t know what they’re like on a less exciting topic but they nailed it on this one.
 
BathTubShine said:
4500 Pages Balldo! Cheers!
Now we just need you back to doing slurring rant streams so we can hit 5000 pages before your trial on Aug. 20th.
CAN WE HIT IT?!
Cuckieta, whatever you do, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT fire up a stream high and drunk to slapfight Medicare and Aaron Cuckholte in the coming days, KarenFarms would be super mad and fully felted if you pulled a chad move and did a super funny comedy show live high on everything.
DO NOT anger the KarenFarms with a stream!

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I'm actually surprised he didn't today after Aaron went on KC.
 
Father Balldo said:
It's pathetic how much shit Rackets can talk on social media while being too much of a coward to do a stream.
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I'm just hoping that the drunken seethe gets bad enough for him to make an incoherent rage stream to "set the record straight". It would be an astoundingly bad idea and he definitely realizes it, but you can tell how badly he wants to do one since he's rageposting while drunk enough to accidentally retweet an incoherent truncated version of a detractor tweet with serious allegations against him.
 
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Libertarians are so fucking stupid. Is Dick saying you can't put people in jail for risky behaviour? So you can't be locked away for DUI, or dangerous driving, or criminal negligence or all sorts of crimes which increase the risk of harm without necessarily having to cause it?

Does he really think a world where we only punish people after bad things happen, despite them being entirely predictable, is preferable?

Maybe Nick kids are fine, and will be fine (doubtful) but the very fact he took all these risks with their physical and mental wellbeing, just so he can stuff white powder up his schnoz, means he deserves jail time.
 
Musashi's Son said:
We need a Rekieta dick suckers thread at this point.
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Normally I'm all for standing up for your friend.
But this guy is a drug doing alcoholic and everyone knows it. He's been banging randos around his young children for god knows how long.

You know who I haven't seen any posts by? Coomalot. The one who expedited the spiral in the first place.
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
There's a lot of people like that and it's very weird. They'll be like, "Yeah I snort coke all the time but at least I don't do HEROIN or POP PAIN PILLS." I don't have the energy to dig into this psychology. It's a lot to unpack.

I once offered to buy a classmate a drink for coming in clutch and she turned me down because her dad is an alcoholic and she "doesn't want to go down that path." Guess what! I found out later she's a stoner.
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Ehh. I honestly think weed isn't as bad as alcohol. Worst case scenario, a stoner turns into a lazy piece of shit, maybe loses their job. Usually as soon as they can't afford weed they get better. Alcoholics beat their wives, crash their cars and kill people, etc. If I had to pick one of the two to make illegal, it'd be alcohol.
 
genericwhitemale said:
Vito the Pedo is also coming out in droves to defend his honour.

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Also known cheater Andy Signore.
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Being constantly drunk and on hard drugs next to kids is a danger to them.
They may not have been harmed, but that's why endangerment is alleged, not actual harm.

I want Nick to recover and make good content again, but these fucking retarded enablers advocate for the opposite.
"Being a cokehead drunk next to kids is totally ok bro, don't listen to the haters"
 
Evilronald said:
It’s night and day between who he was and who he is now.
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This is delusional
Evilronald said:
Some of the stuff he’s saying is clearly just for attention and he has no basis to make those claims.
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Like what? We knew they were swingers, we know he’s manipulative, that he drinks a lot, does coke, turned his bedroom into a drug pit and had 25g of coke seized, we know they went to Hedonism for swinging. Nothing he said was even that crazy.
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His Kayla guarding is pathetic and he fails to recognize that if they weren’t degenerate drug and sex addicts he never would’ve had a chance with Kayla
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He’s a self-admitted serial cheater, I don’t think he cares that much.
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She gave Nick a black eye and throws shit at him and yells at him when their kids are at home: she’s not innocent in this.
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Okay so he’s a biased unreliable narrator (all humans are unreliable narrators by the way, this is real people not book club) but he mentioned her giving him the black eye was his personal theory and you believe it 100% no questions asked. Yeah you're not balldo guarding at all
 
Just a thought: I don't think Kayla ever really loved Aaron, she was just saying that because she was on drugs and fucking him.

Also, if he really did have a connection with her, why would he humiliate her by going live and telling embarrasing stories about her and her family? He's either just clout chasing or twisting the knife after his wife left him to live in their crack shack.
 
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