💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
I'm seeing a lot of talk of Dax being the next heir to the cosmic seed of downfall that is the Sonichu Medallion and I really have to ask the following:

Would it even do anything? I can think of few ways life could be more miserable than being a balding, unfunny Mexican-Jew living in a million dollar crack shack, derangedly and obsessively chasing the dragon of his high school peak and Dr. Phil appearance forevermore, slowly wasting away in depravity as Prom King of the shit mountain whack pack and JuJu the sodomized cow both.

There is no redeemable aspect to thoroughly corrupt in him, the medallion would do nothing.
 
A show called Who Are These Podcasts (a podcast/streamer roasting show more or less) are covering this debacle. Haven't watched it so I don't know if any of this is new, but figured someone might find it useful since they're covering text leaks and some associated legal issues.
EDIT: Another user said that they're friends with Dax and that their perspectives may be skewed. Keeping the link up but proceed with this in mind.
 
Last edited:
Sheryl Nome said:
I am actualyl seethingly angry about these lawtube faggots trying to claim that the 'raid' was unjustified and that the gun stuff is unconstitutional. I am going to write a fucking effortpost raping these jumped up fucking 1L gunner ass youtubers tomrrow.
Click to expand...
I look forward to listening to your song tomorrow.

P.S. Ranka is a ho.
 
ChromaQuack said:
I'm seeing a lot of talk of Dax being the next heir to the cosmic seed of downfall that is the Sonichu Medallion and I really have to ask the following:

Would it even do anything? I can think of few ways life could be more miserable than being a balding, unfunny Mexican-Jew living in a million dollar crack shack, derangedly and obsessively chasing the dragon of his high school peak and Dr. Phil appearance forevermore, slowly wasting away in depravity as Prom King of the shit mountain whack pack and JuJu the sodomized cow both.

There is no redeemable aspect to thoroughly corrupt in him, the medallion would do nothing.
Click to expand...
you underestimate the power of the medallion.

Dick will be caught fucking a donkey or something in 2 years if he puts on the amulet
 
"Well he drinks a fair bit,
and we've realized that
he's also letting other men fuck his wife
With his harem of hoes and the coke up his nose,
we'll watch as he ruins his life"

The original song aged pretty poorly. Someone needs to update it.
 
The most fucked up thing about them all sleeping in the same bed is one of Nick's daughters has/had night terrors. Imagine denying your daughter protection because you are a filthy degenerate. The other option is worse.
 
(One of…) My favorite parts was definitely Nick complaining about how he’s a shit lawyer and can’t earn money any other way than streaming, when Kayla bitched about his show that she hated.

All according to Aaron granted, but IDGAF. I BELIEVE!
 
ChromaQuack said:
I'm seeing a lot of talk of Dax being the next heir to the cosmic seed of downfall that is the Sonichu Medallion and I really have to ask the following:

Would it even do anything? I can think of few ways life could be more miserable than being a balding, unfunny Mexican-Jew living in a million dollar crack shack, derangedly and obsessively chasing the dragon of his high school peak and Dr. Phil appearance forevermore, slowly wasting away in depravity as Prom King of the shit mountain whack pack and JuJu the sodomized cow both.

There is no redeemable aspect to thoroughly corrupt in him, the medallion would do nothing.
Click to expand...
I was thinking about this and was wandering if the curse decides to do a "plot twist" on us. Jumps the aisle, doesnt latch on to diddler dax but to lets say Styx, doesnt have to be him but theres prime candidates in that sektur like Tim Pool or QuarterPounder. I dont think it will be the Diddler tho
 
I'm honestly astonished how degenerate Nick turned out. No wonder he made up with Ralph, they're way more similar than any of us knew. Nick's arguably worse because he's smarter and has money. What a piece of shit.

Also KC did a pretty good job, first time I watched them live in a long time.
 
Happy Camper said:
A show called Who Are These Podcasts (a podcast/streamer roasting show more or less) are covering this debacle. Haven't watched it so I don't know if any of this is new, but figured someone might find it useful since they're covering text leaks and some associated legal issues.
Click to expand...
They're very good friends with Dax. Ignore.

Their claim before Nick, Kayla, and Nick's live-in coke whore April were arrested was that the Imholte divorce was a "work" and wasn't actually happening.
 
Heavy Rainfall2 said:
I'm honestly astonished how degenerate Nick turned out. No wonder he made up with Ralph, they're way more similar than any of us knew. Nick's arguably worse because he's smarter and has money. What a piece of shit.

Also KC did a pretty good job, first time I watched them live in a long time.
Click to expand...
Mathematically Balldos worse, he ruined his 5 kids lives arguably. While Ralph only affected 2 of his offspring?
 
feral cat #6385 said:
WHERE'S NICK!!!!??? I NEED SOME COCAINE TO CATCH UP!!!!
Click to expand...
Maybe this is Nick's strategy. Commit so many insane and heinous crimes that nobody can even keep track of them.

Then sell cocaine to everyone trying to stay awake long enough to keep track.
 
No you don't understand. Chris-Chan got away completely free. Therefore Christ tactics work on the legal system. Therefore information overload is a valid legal strategy. This is what Nick was taught at the worst law school in the country.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom