💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Exfurminatus Now]

PPP sucks, cope and sneed

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I think it would be hilarious if I woke up one morning to see his mugshot on here as well.

Given our track records and trends, we will get lucky.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Same person. "Nope" was in reply to whether she quit Simpcast. She's still on it.

I thought that the noseguarding female lawtuber was also called Anna, it would have been pretty funny

 

[Mushroom King]

If you are monitored via the state for drugs, you call a hotline at 12:01 AM to hear color code. It's very simple.
Voice : Today's colors are BLACK, RED, MELON, GREEN, WATERMELON, PINK
They rotate colors for varying offences, if you got any charge, it rotates so quickly that no color has anything in common. You have until 5pm to report to a state licensed agency to do a drug test, even if you fail it, they don't arrest you, they just tell tour arrest officer or their department. I'll be surprised if he gets away without an ankle monitor. If he doesn't get an ankle monitor for 25+ grams of cocaine, I'd be surprised.

 

[NotAlfred]

If you are monitored via the state for drugs, you call a hotline at 12:01 AM to hear color code. It's very simple.
Voice : Today's colors are BLACK, RED, MELON, GREEN, WATERMELON, PINK
They rotate colors for varying offences, if you got any charge, it rotates so quickly that no color has anything in common. You have until 5pm to report to a state licensed agency to do a drug test, even if you fail it, they don't arrest you, they just tell tour arrest officer or their department. I'll be surprised if he gets away without an ankle monitor. If he doesn't get an ankle monitor for 25+ grams of cocaine, I'd be surprised.

Of course "watermelon" is one of them... wonder why

 

[Eyesore City]

lol Aaron leaves and PPP basically calls him a faggot 2 seconds later.

 

[Hostile Takeover]

lol Aaron leaves and PPP basically calls him a faggot 2 seconds later.

PPP's gaydar was popping off the whole stream.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

"he slipped up at the start of the show, he is a homosexual"

perfect

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I am actualyl seethingly angry about these lawtube faggots trying to claim that the 'raid' was unjustified and that the gun stuff is unconstitutional. I am going to write a fucking effortpost raping these jumped up fucking 1L gunner ass youtubers tomrrow.

 

[Retink Retunk]

lol Aaron leaves and PPP basically calls him a faggot 2 seconds later.

He's not wrong. PPP is a fat retard, but Aaron is a pathetic weak man.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

One of her close family members, either her dad or grandpa, I don't remember, was an alcoholic so that's something that particularly bothers her (allegedly)

There's a lot of people like that and it's very weird. They'll be like, "Yeah I snort coke all the time but at least I don't do HEROIN or POP PAIN PILLS." I don't have the energy to dig into this psychology. It's a lot to unpack.

I once offered to buy a classmate a drink for coming in clutch and she turned me down because her dad is an alcoholic and she "doesn't want to go down that path." Guess what! I found out later she's a stoner.

 

[You gain Brouzouf]

If nothing else I was thoroughly entertained

 

[Salgado]

Aren't soverign citizens mostly religious schizos? We might get Balldoism sooner than we thought

Null did state that the downplaying/denial route would be the most boring outcome. Going by Nick's past comments on doing some Bible reading and religious shows, the Church of the Balldo Washers saga might be coming soon.

 

[NotAlfred]

lol Aaron leaves and PPP basically calls him a faggot 2 seconds later.

Never trust a hungry fat man, I guess

 

[CoomerTine]

I am actualyl seethingly angry about these lawtube faggots trying to claim that the 'raid' was unjustified and that the gun stuff is unconstitutional. I am going to write a fucking effortpost raping these jumped up fucking 1L gunner ass youtubers tomrrow.

Show us on the doll where the lawyer hurt you

It was like two of them

 

[Glock 19 Gen 5]

He's not wrong. PPP is a fat retard, but Aaron is a pathetic weak man.

I did like how as they were about to bring Sean on PPP pressed him a little. He was farming for clips, but it was also him doing his due diligence. Aaron, the pussy, just rolled over.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Same person. "Nope" was in reply to whether she quit Simpcast. She's still on it.

Figured she bail on YF since she's a EVS ball tickler lol.

Fuck any Lawtuber that is defending Nick or laying out here's how nick can still win.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Show us on the doll where the lawyer hurt you

It was like two of them

and any legitimate lawyer would call these faggots out about it.

Even entertaining these ideas that it was a set up or something is fucking absurd. They should kill themselves. Some of these people pretend to be legit lawyers.

 

[NotAlfred]

Null did state that the downplaying/denial route would be the most boring outcome. Going by Nick's past comments on doing some Bible reading and religious shows, the Church of the Balldo Washers saga might be coming soon.

He's had a taste of the degenerate poly shit, so are we going to eventually going to see him go full cult leader?

 

[Retink Retunk]

I did like how as they were about to bring Sean on PPP pressed him a little. He was farming for clips, but it was also him doing his due diligence. Aaron, the pussy, just rolled over.

Speaking of Sean, I think it's good to note the difference between him and Aaron. Sean is a nice guy who wants to keep the peace but he will ultimately make his position clear even if he just tells others to drop it and move on, Aaron on the other hand will bend and break to appease the other which is what makes him so pathetic.