💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[NSA]

Kayla is dumb. She could have flushed all the drugs while the cops were knocking down the door.

Since a child had to answer the door, I suspect Kayla & April were unconscious.

 

[TurdThrower]

Found my new handle for shit posting on this.

 

[AnOminous]

>tfw PPP, a fat Canadian faggot, is a better lawyer than Balldo

PREACH ON, MAN! This fat fucker is on a roll.

 

[DeathfatFag]

If the balldo doesn't fit, you must acquit.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Wow, even Randazza has snaked on him.

I would expect that soon we will see a notice of withdrawal or Nick firing him in the Monty case.

If what Randazza said about his friend is true (can't see why it wouldn't be) than he'll know well enough that if an addict is refusing to get help your only option is to get the fuck away from them. You do it as a friend and you better believe you do it in business. At this point the guy is losing a defamation case to Monty because Rackets is fucked up and actively damages his case. I don't know much about law but that has to be a black mark on Randazza's reputation if he keeps enabling.

 

[Miller]

I really really hope that Nick represents himself.

You can do it buddy! You can beat the rap!

>Nick represents himself
>loses
>they bring back the firing squad just for him

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If the balldo doesn't fit

 

[CoomerTine]

RDS spent years fighting to get his sobriety and respect from peers back

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I’m not 100% on all the Balldo lore but…ABORTIONS? Plural?

yes I deserve all the clock and trashcan stickers

no you don't either its not discussed often or its made up bs. I never heard about kayla having abortions

 

[Truly Rural]

He only admitted to nick being an alcoholic, he never said he did drugs.
being an alcoholic isn’t illegal.

I wouldn't expect of him to mention drugs, he is his lawyer after all. Sneaky lawyer just said something personal about himself and advised others to do better than he did. Bulletproof tweet. He knows what he's doing. Nick will seethe.

 

[Standardized Profile]

I don't think Sig sells a stock AR chambered in .22, so those are probably rounds for a gun that wasn't present. Otherwise he would have had to manually convert it to .22LR which apparently isn't hard but what's the point?

Some ranges won't let you shoot .223/5.56, but will let you shoot .22LR. I keep both on hand. Converting it is simply a matter of pulling out the BCG and putting another one in. (It's some weird contraption and might not technically be a BCG, but it goes in like one.)

 

[TherapyMan]

>tfw PPP, a fat Canadian faggot, is a better lawyer than Balldo

Legitimately, I am BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY how bad Nick is as a lawyer. "Don't go to rehab, it's an admission of guilt." What the fuck? No it is not!

PPP rightly points out how rehab can be very beneficial for a criminal defendant.

 

[Eyesore City]

How do we know the kid that wouldn't let the cops in wasn't doing it under her direction while trying to clean stuff up?

Maybe she ditched some of it.

I, too, was under the assumption she had been ditching the drugs while the cops were trying to get in the door. The thing about drug dens is its filled with drugs and drug addicts. This shit has been going on so long, the two of them don't even know where half their illicit substances are placed casually or hidden.

When she asked for her meds and there were drugs in her pill bottle kind of proves the point.

Image of Rekeita's stream room from the police file:

 

[HairyBadger]

I'm convinced that one of Rekieta's kids approached him for help too. How could anyone not do something after that? They could have walked up to some rando on the street and that person would have immediately gone to the police unless they were a ghoul lawyer.

 

[Captain Manning]

As fun as it is to dunk on Cokeita for never going to trial, and taking him at his word (which is almost worthless) that he did criminal defense for small-time crimes, winning for your client doesn't always mean winning at court. If he gets charges dismissed and his client goes free, that's still a win.

Fair, but I was thinking of jury or bench acquittals. He's never had one. Everything that has gone to verdict he has lost.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I would expect that soon we will see a notice of withdrawal or Nick firing him in the Monty case.

Imagine being such a complete fuckup that you are in a lawsuit where you were caught with cocaine, child endangerment and abuse, but then you have to worry about your lawyer from your OTHER lawsuit, where you carelessly called somebody a pedo many times, having the incorrect take on you and you may have to fire your lawyer from that lawsuit for shit talking you in your other lawsuit.

Nick Rekieta should really just end it. How do you fail even more in life.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I thought Andy was going to come back with powder on his nose lol.

 

[JackoVerde]

I thought Andy was going to come back with powder on his nose lol.

Apparently, after he quit, watching Rekieta be drugged out on stream kept him sober.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

PREACH ON, MAN! This fat fucker is on a roll.

As sad as it is, I think Paypaypay's assessment of Rackets already being beyond help will turn out to be accurate. Plus, his vocal imitation of Ralph is pretty fucking good.

The Kino Casino stream with Jersh was an immediate classic. Perhaps the most kino stream they've ever done.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Nick Rekieta should really just end it. How do you fail even more in life.

I hope Nick has every time I return to check this thread.

If/When he does a deep soul search and realize the life he threw away for *this*, how do you not blow your brains out?