💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

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Anyone who doesn’t apologize is automatically based.

Tbh the 90 second shitty rap scene is pretty hilarious from an outsider perspective. The neopunk fm YouTube channel is a hilarious insider perspective on this scene which is essentially just low effort internet kids that somehow got globally popular.

A decline of western civilization vol 4 covering these scene would be really funny
 
just let them faggot niggas whine, it's not like you gonna convince tranny freaks to like you or get them on your "side".
I agree with you but the youth are so fucking fragile today it is absolutely unbelievable. They need permission to like something. They have to make sure it's transgender approved first. Go onto any subreddit of a young artist/band and I guarantee 25% of the content is discussing whether the lead singer or bass player has sworn his allegiance to the gay agenda. It's all threads like, "I am so happy to find out [criminal nigger] supports trans lives!!!" and "are [soft pussy white guy]'s shows a safe place for folks with disabilities?" If you're under the age of 25 the world revolves around transexuals, representation and therapy drugs.

Shed Theory and Haunted Mound are just two examples and I would bet money that over half the discussions about them are debating what members are or aren't problematic and who supports trans lives. One member of Shed Theory (Tek) posted a picture of himself holding a tiny trans flag and it blew the redditor's brains. "Wait I thought he was a nazi yet he's holding a trans flag???"

It's literally retarded and makes me sick when I think about it. No wonder these artists pop percs and xans all day.
 
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Oof Madon' those gyno nips. Jet you gotta start lifting or something buddy.
 
Sematary is a ticking time bomb with a severe opioid addiction, overly inflated ego and poor work ethic. His most recent tour only sold around 30% capacity and most of his crew leave or get kicked out over very petty grievances. It will be entertaining to see who comes out on top, but it's clear that the wiggers don't have the backbone to ride out the controversy like Joeyy has been doing. They're pandering to reddit trannies instead of ignoring them like they should. The funniest part about all of this is that Sam is completely unaffected if Shed Theory succeeds or fails.
I can’t wait for the day that stupid trust fund faggot overdoses. His music is what Bladee sounds like to people who don’t like Bladee, completely unlistenable noise with no meaning whatsoever. It’s very funny how a trust fund kid whose dad made jingles for the fucking Pokémon movies is trying to gatekeep someone who actually did grow up living the wigger lifestyle
 
So before Sam went on his country wide comedy tour he posted a "teaser" of upcoming places not officially listed, I've went through the Twitter but can't find it, any help?
Also where do you think he's going after Los Angeles, any bets?
 
To anyone doubting if Sam has gotten less funny over the years:
 
Sam Hyde livestream clipper Rocky Stream, whose channel no longer contains any past videos of his, has released a video concerning his origins being a clipper and, more importantly, his work with Fishtank seasons 1 and 2.
"What Happened to Rocky Stream", May 26, 2024

0:00 Intro
0:53 Rocky Stream
4:57 Fishtank S1
7:58 Fishtank S1 Shotlog
10:45 Fishtank Game
17:43 Fishtank S2 Shotlog
23:37 My reason for wanting to work with MDE

Links:
beacons.ai/rockystream
Basic summary of the video from the comments section:
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You can rate me autistic but that doesn't change the fact that standup is hands down some of the unfunniest shit Sam has ever done. Like if a guy with down syndrome tried to write a Norm Macdonald bit.
 
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