🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Grape Garden said:
Didn't notice the hunchback, now I see it. Seems fitting for his love of bell towers. I also noticed his rot guy looking more rotund. Maybe it was the angle but seems like its catching up. I know he probably eats on the taters for 3 meals at the very least.
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In youth, he had felt the hidden beauty and ecstasy of things…but poverty and duster and dental rot had turned his gaze in much darker directions. Through macabre dreams of primal myths, the secrets of the universe trickled into his mind, a leaky faucet injection of abyssal knowledge. He walks with his head low for the weight of the world sits within him. It is a dark gift from the ancient one, he who sits in the depths; Bog-Sothoth.

Praise the Prophet of The Bog. Solauncha-Saloo, toobs.
 
fuckthepopulation said:
I honestly think there will be some sort of fire scare within a year of him living there. His stove is gas now which is something Josh 100 percent does not need access to, also trailers might as well be made out of match sticks when it comes to catching fire. Something as small as falling asleep with a cigarette in his mouth in that grease covered chair and all his shit will be gone within five minutes. Although, in Josh's tradition of failing upwards, maybe the insurance check from the fire could be used to purchase a modest clock tower dream house.
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If the stove has an open flame, he will start lighting his fags off it. We've all been there, desperate and without a lighter, but only the bottom feeders of society make it a regular habit. "I dont need to buy a lighter, I've got the stove".
He'll presumably then run from the kitchen to bedroom 2, lit cigarette in hand, lest anyone find out he's been smoking somewhere other than the designated room. There's no chance that he remembers to turn the hob off every single time.

On a long enough time-frame, the chance of a serious fire incident approaches 1.
 
Small G genocide said:
If the stove has an open flame, he will start lighting his fags off it. We've all been there, desperate and without a lighter, but only the bottom feeders of society make it a regular habit. "I dont need to buy a lighter, I've got the stove".
He'll presumably then run from the kitchen to bedroom 2, lit cigarette in hand, lest anyone find out he's been smoking somewhere other than the designated room. There's no chance that he remembers to turn the hob off every single time.

On a long enough time-frame, the chance of a serious fire incident approaches 1.
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You can light cigarettes off coil electric stoves also.
Been there done that a few times during a blizzard, not my finest of moments.

Him having a gas stove is truly scary.
If NAL comes back and they get drunk they will 100% fuck the kitchen up if not burn the place down.

ETA: I haven’t seen the stove yet (don’t remember 100% what it looks like) but if it has the grills and ignition plates to they will def not be working soon. He’s gonna be back to hot plate quick.

WHY DO YOU KEEP CLICKING?!? Gawd DAMMITTTTTT.
 
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fuckthepopulation said:
I honestly think there will be some sort of fire scare within a year of him living there. His stove is gas now which is something Josh 100 percent does not need access to, also trailers might as well be made out of match sticks when it comes to catching fire. Something as small as falling asleep with a cigarette in his mouth in that grease covered chair and all his shit will be gone within five minutes. Although, in Josh's tradition of failing upwards, maybe the insurance check from the fire could be used to purchase a modest clock tower dream house.
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He'll be ok as long as conscious enough to shout STOP at it before it gets out of hand
 
Just to clarify things is it 100% confirmed now he has a gas stove? I ask because there was some debate about his old stove which was electric but there was a guy here who insisted it was gas until I posted a photo of it close up. If Cobes has a gas stove that's so fucked. Things are not going to end well.
 
If the info of his place is correct…
I think it’s gas.
Clint could have also capped off the gas and gotten a cheap electric stove.

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JambledUpWords said:
Okay, so if/when Cobes loses all his teeth from his poor hygiene and eating habits, I predict he’ll start making awful milkshake/smoothie monstrosities. Like ones similar to his already weird cocktails, but then adds ice cream, candy, fast food, etc.
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This conjured a thought of Cobes blending a Wendy’s Baconator with the Salmon from his last food hack, and declaring that it tastes like NAL.

He looks absolutely terrible in the patreon shout out video from a few days ago. Damn. It might be the natural light from the new YouTube room, but his forehead looks like the surface of the moon.
 
Goatchoker said:
If the info of his place is correct…
I think it’s gas.
Clint could have also capped off the gas and gotten a cheap electric stove.

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Even just a hot plate or the microwave is sufficient for heating his bog slop, I wonder if he microwaved those mashed potatoes for 45 minutes because the stove was forbidden by Clint. He said he didn't use it because he didn't want to make a huge mess, but that's never stopped him before.
 
Think beyond the stove. If he's got a gas stove, what are the chances he has gas heating unit in addition to that? Imagine if he fucks with it trying to get the trailer warm
 
Bogliacci said:
Think beyond the stove. If he's got a gas stove, what are the chances he has gas heating unit in addition to that? Imagine if he fucks with it trying to get the trailer warm
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Having gas is a pretty nice luxury namely in a cold climate. I wish I had a gas stove electric sucks. I assume it's a just a gas 4 burner range. It's not rocket science like say a wood burning stove lol
 
Has NAL said anything about Annacondasin yet? Hag is so possessive and a hyper sexual tard making moves on Josh will send her crazy.
 
Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Having gas is a pretty nice luxury namely in a cold climate. I wish I had a gas stove electric sucks. I assume it's a just a gas 4 burner range. It's not rocket science like say a wood burning stove lol
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I love my gas stove like many others in this thread, but I also see their points about safety. To most people, a gas stove is NBD in terms of home hazards, but in the hands of a Boglim? I hope the trailer is drafty and he leaves windows open because it's just a matter of time until he knocks one of the knobs and leaks gas overnight. And with his diminished sense of taste/smell, his neighbors might smell the gas before he does. The boy can't spare any brain cells, let's be honest.
 
I know I'm 2 days late, but what the hell does he mean by "I stuck the milk in the freezer, so I wouldn't have to let it de-thaw in the fridge first"?


He's already butchering the word so meaning might be lost, but is he keeping milk in the freezer, in a solid state like a perpetual ice block that he occasionally thaws to drink or use for cooking?
 
Goatchoker said:
You can light cigarettes off coil electric stoves also.
Been there done that a few times during a blizzard, not my finest of moments.
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I did it once just to see if it was possible. In hindsight I'm not really sure why I thought it wouldn't be possible, the coil's like a gigantic version of the old cigarette lighters cars used to have.
 
Mister Baranavichy said:
I know I'm 2 days late, but what the hell does he mean by "I stuck the milk in the freezer, so I wouldn't have to let it de-thaw in the fridge first"?
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I think because he's a retard it's hard to hear but he meant, "tho I stuck the milk in the freezer, so I'm gonna have to let it de-thaw in the fridge first".

Meaning, he accidentally put the milk in the freezer like a retard, and now to make his foodhack he has to wait for the milk to thaw, because putting a frozen chunk of milk into that bowl of toxic sludge would be a culinary disaster.
 
This new trailer era sucks so far. Everyone hoped Cobes would be out and about and meeting his neighbors, but he's petrified of being doxxed (despite it already happening), and he's just being fat and drunk with instant mashed potatoes.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I did it once just to see if it was possible. In hindsight I'm not really sure why I thought it wouldn't be possible, the coil's like a gigantic version of the old cigarette lighters cars used to have.
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You can light cigs off electric stoves but honestly if your down to that, the toaster works way better and it's a lot faster.
The Judean People's Front said:
I love my gas stove like many others in this thread, but I also see their points about safety. To most people, a gas stove is NBD in terms of home hazards, but in the hands of a Boglim?
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Yea I guess it is a danger to the brain of a boglim, I'd be more worried he knocks the gas on and goes to bed maybe lighting a smoke when he wakes up and boom, fried boglim and no more trailer lol
 
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