💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Something Awful said:
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So this literal crack whore, April Imahoe or whatever her name is, was just staying in the family home as some kind of live-in fuck-maid, with small children around? So fucking gross.

Obviously Nick is the primary person to blame for the situation, but I have a special disdain for hanger-on whores like April, especially since she will avoid any responsibility and just find some other middle-aged loser to latch on to.
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I'll swear to whatever deity that you like that I can fix her.
 
Anstiv said:
So, there are 2 types of empathy, cognitive and affective. Cognitive empathy is the feeling you get when someone tells you about something really good or really bad that happened to them. Affective empathy is your mental ability to place yourself in someone else's situation and reason out what their life is like.
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Very good post. From various literature on the subject (which can sometimes/rarely use alternative terms for these same phenomena), there are demonstrable neurological patterns of brain activity that can empirically validate this schema.
 
Why can't Nick prove he's never abused his kids while high on meth? As we all know the burden of proof is on him to prove he's not a child abuser.
 
Fools Idol said:
So what is the theory on Nick's game plan? He clearly believes he can beat these charges. I think he's just an delusional coke head but there must be some idea racking around in his empty head.
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plead down. pay a fine. use the fact he didn't go to prison as "proof" that it was all lies from haters. continue to do drugs. get arrested again in a couple years. go to jail.
 
R00T said:
Is he really going to use the argument that checking himself into rehab is going to imply guilt?

don’t count the homewrecking Queen out just yet. This is all tied to her married name not her maiden name.
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I am a better Lawyer than Nick and I don't even have a law degree! I represented myself in three civil court cases in the last 10 years and I won every single case. Nick the lawyer doesn't even understand the legal reality that he is facing with these charges. They are not going to go away! He either pleas out and takes advantage of this being a first offense or he blows everything up by being his oppositional defiant self. He apparently doesn't realize that he is at the mercy of the state and the court and that going to rehab is a smart first step legal strategy to get leniency. It also requires him to take accountability and show at least a modicum of remorse. He has already pissed the judge off with his past antics and I am sure he will enrage the prosecution as well. Every single court case that Nick has touched or been a part of has turned to absolute shit and the fact that he cannot see this boggles the mind! He couldn't even get April out of a traffic ticket let alone the serious charges him and his wife now face. If he doesn't humble himself and listen to reason he is going to be in prison for decades to come. I think he will surround himself with people giving him bad advice and confirming his biases to his final demise. I am going to write him a letter in prison telling him that I once warned him in an email what was going to happen to him. He obviously never listened.
 
Fools Idol said:
So what is the theory on Nick's game plan? He clearly believes he can beat these charges. I think he's just an delusional coke head but there must be some idea racking around in his empty head.
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In Columbia, it's legal to possess 1 gram of cocaine for personal use.

Rekieta's brilliant legal strategy:

>convince the judge to split the single 25 gram possession charge into twenty-five 1 gram possession charges
>testify that he gets his coke from a swinger resort in Jamaica
>inform the court that Jamaica is closer to Columbia than to Minnesota
>argue that therefore, the Minnesota court should apply Columbia law
>nothing illegal here :smug:

Check fucking mate, incel prudes.
 
urr13 account said:
it is my understanding that generally they don't reveal the name/identity of the person making the report to minimize reprisals/etc. especially when reporting someone for potential child abuse I think a lot of "mandatory reporters" would be extremely hesitant to come forward if standard practice was to give their identity to the person they reported.
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So a cop's fuckup is the only reason the entire internet knows the name of the pastor who made the report?

Mourning_Cloak said:
Wish Jersh could get away with playing this as a MATI intro.
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He can always generate an AI song with similar lyrics. Plus, he can modify the lyrics to make fun of Nick. Any R&B Kiwis want to take a stab at coming up with some verses? What rhymes with "child endangerment?"
 
Fools Idol said:
He might still do time even if he pleads right? I don't know shit about the law.
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First offence drug crimes usually don't result in actually going to prison. The 25 grams is a lot though so if they add an "intention to distribute" charge, which police sometimes do if the amount of drugs is high, then he might be fucked.

CPS is also likely interviewing his kids this week and depending on what they say the child neglect charge situation could become worse too.
 
Fools Idol said:
He might still do time even if he pleads right? I don't know shit about the law.
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I honestly believe that Nick is so delusional and oppositional defiant that he will not accept a plea deal. Nick has turned every lawsuit he has touched to shit and he hasn't had a correct take on the law in years.
 
Fools Idol said:
He might still do time even if he pleads right? I don't know shit about the law.
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More than likely. Nick's charges are too big for him not to end up behind bars. There's a sliver of a chance he might escape actual prison time, recieving prolonged probation or even a suspended sentence but there's a whole lot of conditions that lead into that and previously calling the judge ruling over your case a retarded whore is the exact opposite of those conditions.
 
变性黑鬼 said:
So a cop's fuckup is the only reason the entire internet knows the name of the pastor who made the report?
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Cops in general don't give a fuck about protecting anyone's identity. You can say you want to be anon all you want, but if they know your name it's going in the report.

I had a friend who called in a domestic situation where the neighbor was beating his woman. They said my friends name over the scanner when responding. Zero fucks given. Hang up when they ask your name.
 
urr13 account said:
First offence drug crimes usually don't result in actually going to prison. The 25 grams is a lot though so if they add an "intention to distribute" charge, which police sometimes do if the amount of drugs is high, then he might be fucked.

CPS is also likely interviewing his kids this week and depending on what they say the child neglect charge situation could become worse too.
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Most people listen to their lawyers and Nick thinks he is a legal genius so he will probably continue to represent himself. Getting leniency on a first offense often requires them to go to rehab, show remorse, and try to clean themselves up. I do not think Nick will do any of these things. I think the meme about him is correct he could get handed down the death penalty for a traffic ticket. lol
 
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