💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[RodgerDodger]

The thing that bugs me about the pastor is you'd think the one thing a sorta-related clergy member would try *not* to do would make this shit situation worse. Going to the police with the report he gave he had to know he was nuking the Rekeita's from orbit. He wasn't trying to help. We don't know what led up to this but I can come up with a few better options to try first before setting off a chain of events that ended with the police kicking his door down.

Pastor is a Mandatory Reporter. Certain things he has to call in Under the Law. He can be very very fucked if he does not report it.

My current thought is the 16 year old Rekeita kid came and talked to him. Asked him for help. And something said there was something that the Pastor had to call it in. Note the strange difference in the child neglect/abuse charges between Nick and Kayla.

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

Animesuckscopeandsneed has made his move! Checkmate!

 

[Harvey Danger]

"A superchatter... sent him some hentai, he's looking at some hardcore hentai right now."

OH JIM, of all the things to get wrong....

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He should go for an insanity plea and actually blame the Sonichu medallion. He could get the Irate Gamer to be an expert witness.

Your honor, have you ever heard of the comic book called Sonichu?

 

[Two by Four]

This is a gay PL, but it's been a shit week. My grandfather's funeral was Thursday, and I found out the timing chain on my car is shot.

This stream is hitting just right.

And to answer your question Jim, no. No one knows what the fuck Nick is talking about. In the span of a couple minutes, Nick goes through Mayor Jacob Frey, gay Cubans, circumcision by CD drive, petting flowers, the elderly aren't people, COPD of the vagina, Covid, Jews, meditating over tea, gold, houses, more Jews, Mayo Clinic, sandwiches, mayonnaise, Muslims, suicide vests, Mexicans, green cards, Bill Gates, Hiroshima, wheelchair ramps, FDR, Dr. Phil, Jim created anime, the interstate highway system, futanari hands... all interspersed with either telling Jim to die, threats against his corpse, or begging Daddy Jim to please live.

Yeah, Nick is way more effective than any D.A.R.E. ad.

If we were only vibrating on his plane of existence instead of being teetotal incel prudes, we would understand it for the killer routine it was. Nick was doing 5D stand-up that we just can't appreciate.

 

[parsnip]

He should go for an insanity plea and actually blame the Sonichu medallion. He could get the Irate Gamer to be an expert witness.

Or show up with a Navajo shaman to explain to the judge it was really skinwalkers impersonating him and his wife.

Either one is more believable than whatever bullshit he's going to come up with

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Every time I read that IG comment by Nick I get more confused.

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What the hell is the “other issue” he’s talking about near the end? Also, those typos. Hands a little shaky, Nick?

From his comment it doesn’t seem like he’s planning on taking any kind of plea bargain. His “ODD” ass is going to plead not guilty on everything and take this to trial.

Doing a Bill Clinton tier defense.

TRICKY NICK

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

EVERYONE is on chat, I think this is the first time i've seen so many known cows and ecelebs on Jim's chat at the same time

Every Eceleb is a lolcow....eventually

 

[Mikoyan]

Huh. He's gonna skip the coke nose isn't he? Interesting.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember Nick, this absolute faggot, mocking us for even speculating he's done the things he's literally now criminally charged for doing?

Ha ha Karen Farms this away, you dumb shit faggot!

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Even my Grandfather has heard about the arrest, and I live fairly far away, it’s insane how far Nick’s reputation has fallen at this point. The Metokur stream has been kino, and a good intro for outsiders IMO.

 

[fatpikachu]

Damn, this is fucked.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Was this Jim stream to just dunk on Nicky Crackieta and laugh or did he mean to utterly sink him? Cause this is a comprehensive fucking of the highest order lol.

oh Jimbo is nailing this loser to a cross. Don't fuck with kids or jimmy is comin for ya.

 

[norbo]

Tell me kiwi's has the plane crashed... or has the plane not yet to hit the ground.

The plane never crashes. Instead it sits on the event horizon of infinity, forever nosediving into ground which it will never fully meet.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Whoa.
That got dark for a minute.
I think Jims actually pissed at this worthless sack of whiskey soaked guts.
He never did like people who hurt kids.

Jim goes hard when it comes to faggots who abuse kids and animals. That's what I love most about Jimbo. He goes mask off for a moment and shows his real passion for keeping the kiddos safe.

 

[CoomerTine]

I didn’t even think of that, can Nick even represent other people if his law license lapsed? Did he partially do that to use as an appeal point? That the judge erred in letting Nick talk to his wife

 

[Mouse Cop]

I find it very funny when Jim calls drugs "goofballs."

 

[Two by Four]

Tell me kiwi's has the plane crashed... or has the plane not yet to hit the ground.

We're still airborne but we've gone from "pull up" to full on tard alarm.

 

[Lancelot]

Fuck yourself faggot.

Reciting the last thing your dad said to you now huh

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

19k viewers, Nick. You and your wife's rep are truly fucked.