Considering we saw him put 5 on one side before the camera cut, and in the pan it looks like there's at least 3 slices of what appeared to be the baby swiss on each side, plus I'm assuming some poorly cut slices of cheddar, at least 2, and then some more in that pan on top of the nasty "steak"... I want to say there's at least 12, possibly 14 slices of cheese on that fucking thing. And that's ignoring the cottage cheese he put in that disgusting egg beef thing that is supposed to be "bread"'
"it tastes just like bread" no... no it fucking doesn't. There is not a chance in hell that powdered beef shit mixed into scrambled eggs tastes anything like "bread".
That slop looks like it's close to being a pound of cheese, plus the half pound of "steak" and then the beef/egg/cottage cheese shit..... 2000 calories? just for dinner? 213 calories per 3oz for the stupid beef flour, lets say 6 ounces, 426. 3 eggs at 78 so 234, plus a cup of cottage cheese at 222.
So just the stupid "bread" thing alone we're already at 882 calories.
Half a pound of chuck roast? 670 calories(not including any SHUGUR he might have added)
Let's be generous and say he only used a half pound of cheese, split the difference between swiss and white cheddar that should be roughly 900 calories.
That's 2452 calories(considering how much sliced cheese, honestly closer to 3k) not including the BUDDUR he used. For one fucking sandwich, that at best isn't cooked right but mostly likely tastes like fucking dog food with that powdered beef shit, for ONE damned meal and we know this fuck eats breakfast and lunch plus likely snacks. We've seen his half pound of cheese and half pound of chuck roast lunches(that's going to be around 1500 calories right there). This man seriously consumes 5000+ calories a fucking day. He doesn't exercise, he doesn't weigh 600 pounds, I doubt he's somehow managed to hit the equilibirum of being so fucking large his calorie burning just sitting down to support such a mass requires that much yet(that's actually a thing once these deathfats hit 500+). He has to just be shitting at least a third of it without metabolizing it whatsoever.
