💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Did he ever try to use Gab or anything? It seems like the type of shit he would latch onto obsessively considering he's fat and retarded but I've never seen him talk about it.

Alt-tech doesn't seem like his thing. He'd be the kind of person to join because it's vaguely right wing, immediately start tone policing, and go crying back to Twitter snd Facebook because of everybody rightfully calling him a bitch.
 
"Lemon8 is a new social media app created by ByteDance, the creators of the wildly popular TikTok app. Designed to be a lifestyle app, Lemon8 is like a mixture of Instagram and Pinterest. It's photo-heavy but allows users to share recipes, outfits, travel guides, and more."
Jack as an older man can go on Lemon8 and share all his recipes you might say he's going to have a Lemon Party.
 
Jack as an older man can go on Lemon8 and share all his recipes you might say he's going to have a Lemon Party.
Now you're giving me ideas on how to use socks to make him say that on cam, he's gullible and brain melted enough to do it with ego appeasement involved.
 
Looks like he still beats the dog
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I would rather go vegan than become a carnivore and have to eat shit like this. There is no way eating that much cheese at once can ever be healthy. He thinks carnivore means eat a block of cheese.
Honestly having that amount of cheese could be fine if it was for something like it being melted in mac n'cheese or a cheese heavy dish, but to have that on top of the carnivore bread which has cheese and eggs in it along with beef, and then putting more red meat into it is unhealthy.

It would've been better if Jack made a chicken sandwich or something, or used half the cheese he put in it.
 

some real exorcist shit there. watching jack chase the bowl around the countertop as he tries unsuccessfully to stir its contents was darkly funny.

also funny that he didn't even bother IDing or differentiating in any way those "3 cheeses" he stacked a leafpile of... there's just 3 of them, that's all. cheeses 1-3. perfectly in keeping with @Null 's ameriburger cheese opinions
 
I would rather go vegan than become a carnivore and have to eat shit like this. There is no way eating that much cheese at once can ever be healthy. He thinks carnivore means eat a block of cheese.
There truly is some sort of irony taking place here. Vegans have been mocked for a long time for trying to imitate meat and animal products. And yet, here we have carnivores trying to replicate plant products. My, have the tables have turned.
 
I would rather go vegan than become a carnivore and have to eat shit like this. There is no way eating that much cheese at once can ever be healthy. He thinks carnivore means eat a block of cheese.

Honestly having that amount of cheese could be fine if it was for something like it being melted in mac n'cheese or a cheese heavy dish, but to have that on top of the carnivore bread which has cheese and eggs in it along with beef, and then putting more red meat into it is unhealthy.

It would've been better if Jack made a chicken sandwich or something, or used half the cheese he put in it.

Yeah I truly do not understand the carnivore shit, especially Jack's take on it. How can you argue that vegetables are bad for you? Carbs, I get, especially refined carbs. Sugar, I get, especially added/unnatural sugar. But, if there were two types of food you should eat, even if you cut every other category, it's fucking meat and vegetables. I don't know how anyone can rationalize eating stuff like this, and then saying the steamed broccoli and carrots in a light garlic sauce that came on the side of their steak would be 'wrong' to eat.
 
Yeah I truly do not understand the carnivore shit, especially Jack's take on it. How can you argue that vegetables are bad for you? Carbs, I get, especially refined carbs. Sugar, I get, especially added/unnatural sugar. But, if there were two types of food you should eat, even if you cut every other category, it's fucking meat and vegetables. I don't know how anyone can rationalize eating stuff like this, and then saying the steamed broccoli and carrots in a light garlic sauce that came on the side of their steak would be 'wrong' to eat.
Jack's palate has never developed past that deprived and yet somehow still tubby 11 year old. He's the lard-laden Peter Pan of internet cookery.
 
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