💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Kandinsky said:
I’m surprised he didn’t get charged with intent to distribute. That much blow suggests someone is not just doing it, but is also selling it.
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They probably took one look at him and his zombie-faced whore of a wife and decided "yeah they really do do this much coke personally."
 
JamusActimus said:
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Ali Alexander cameo?
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This nigger used a $100 bill to snort with! Oh my fucking god he couldn't be more of a wigger if he tried.

Also: his arrest got a Know Your Meme article now. Phonefagging so some'll have to archive it for me please and thank you. Sorry if I'm late with this.

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The pace of this thread makes it impossible to spam. You kiwis are too powerful a force for historic intubation.
 
WelfareNiggerQueen said:
How long has the "babysitter" been with them?
Would be funny if it were April that introduced them to c-c-c-cocaine.
April seems to be the girl to have street connection with how her life's been. Both Rekieta's are nerds. No way Nick was prowling the streets for a dealer on his own, someone hooked him up.
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Aaron is an unreliable narrator but for what it's worth he claims that the Rekietas were doing these drugs long before they met April. When did he meet April, and when did he start following the coke dealer on Instagram? Those dates might confirm or contradict his claim.
 
Evweyone talkng about the kids. There is likely a non-criminal abuse and neglect family court case about care and custody of the children that is totally sealed. That is where when and how they get to see the kids again will be decided. That may be a bigger deal than the criminal case TBH. They're likely to be offered probation or some kind of diversion.
 
Peace Through Power said:
Even the rewrite OP will probably need some work after this week. I don't envy Himedall
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Nick Rekieta was a FUNNY and WEIRD internet lawyer that got famous covering the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. He then got even more FUNNY and WEIRD when he started doing cocaine and became a swinger, alienating his fans and friends. This culminated in a FUNNY and WEIRD finale where he and his wife were raided by police for being FUNNY and WEIRD negligent parents abusing shittons of drugs with a homewrecking party slut that was divorcing their swinger friend. They are now incarcerated in a FUNNY and WEIRD prison while their traumatized kids are left permanently mentally scarred.
 
DumbDude43 said:
>says the source wishes to remain anonymous
>immediately reveals the sources name in all caps anyway

how is this allowed lmao
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they're probably not used to anyone outside of local press giving a shit about the situation... but no one should depend on being really anonymous in a situation like this. Otherwise the government could raid your house and say "oh yeah, some guy told us you had drugs, but he requested anonymity so trust me bro"
 
Obnoxious Asshole said:
Going to have to disagree. I bet that pastor tried everything before he told the police. He didn’t snitch, he saved the innocent children of his congregation. The people who don’t understand this wasn’t snitching need to be sterilized.
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I think the point of contention isn't that the priest reported, it's that the document named him.

Now if more people are endangering their kids, they'll stay away from that particular priest, giving him less chances to intervene.
 
Puff said:
I mean it's as good an idea as any... what brown drugs DON'T cops carry a field test for? If they had any kind of confirmation, we'd know it.
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Could be DMT since the Rekietas seem to have a fondness for Hallucinogens and it goes great with Shrooms, Acid, Molly, Ayahuasca etc. But to get at least a closer guess we'd need to know at least in what form it was. Some forms of DMT looks like brown sugar, others are white powder and some look like brownish wax. I don't know if Cops in Minnesota have Tests for that on hand tho.
 
One of you earlier today linked to a series of texts from circa 2023 showing that Nick's wife threatened to divorce Nick if he didn't start swinging. If anyone has a link to that, giveme
 
WelfareNiggerQueen said:
April seems to be the girl to have street connection with how her life's been. Both Rekieta's are nerds. No way Nick was prowling the streets for a dealer on his own, someone hooked him up.
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dude have you seen the type of people nick runs with?
all he has to do is ask drexel for it and he will make the intro to get him a coke connect, 100%.
 
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