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He stuck things up his butt at Hedonism II in Jamaica. That makes him a batty boy. In Jamaica. So of course he’s going to be hex’d. Now he’s going to be spending some time in the peepee poopoo rape dungeon to think about what he’s done.Y'all talking about the medallion powers but I posit that the Jamaican wife-beater has been imbued with a Voodoo spell from the natives on the island. Maybe @No Batty Boys in Jamaica can enlighten us on this aspect of the scenario.
I don’t know how the fuck you’re supposed to reverse a hex. People have been trying to cure HIV for the past 40 years and all they’ve gotten are expensive treatments (which are part of the hex).
Throwing the Balldo into a volcano is my best guess. It’s probably what went in his ass, and it probably had Nick’s balls attached. Nutsacks do not belong in buttcracks. That’s a curse of its own.
The Soufriere Hills would work but Kiluaea would be better because there’s actual molten lava to throw it into.
If that doesn’t work he needs to just jump into the crater and end it.