💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 279 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.3%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 174 24.7%
  • Total voters
    705
I can't believe our wife would do such a thing, I wanna divorce. Join me fellow kiwis in my class action divorce, we're taking her for all of her xannies and star trek.
 
Thanks for an extremely entertaining evening Nick. You re-united the Casino and Null, confirmed everyone's suspicious about your health and conduct, and your wife gave us the best mugshot of 2024.

Your father is surely proud of you!
 
Fake Steve Franssen said:
Megan Fox gives a tearful obituary for Nick Rekieta (RIP), notice the past tense. Blames the Kiwifarms, absolves herself and other streamers. "They wanted this to happen and still want worse things to happen to this man and his family. They want to drive him down the road to hurt himself. Those Kiwifarms and all that shit. They're not worried for him."

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That lady is an idiot. The farms were the only ones pointing this shit out that they chose to conveniently ignore for the benefit of their own channels.

Get fucked lady
 
Fake Steve Franssen said:
Megan Fox gives a tearful obituary for Nick Rekieta (RIP), notice the past tense. Blames the Kiwifarms, absolves herself and other streamers. "They wanted this to happen and still want worse things to happen to this man and his family. They want to drive him down the road to hurt himself. Those Kiwifarms and all that shit. They're not worried for him."

megan-fox-rekita-rip.mp4

It starts at around 10mins of the original from ThatUmbrellaGuy.
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For the record, I actually like Megan Fox.

But the "let's shift the focus on KiwiFarms" when your own friend is in prison ... Girl, no. Not a smart move.

Are the rumors true that it was Rekieta's son who called the cops on his parents? Because if so, holy shit, I would not come to the defense of my friend if something of this scale involved him before knowing all of the facts. Look at the dude's mugshot! A black eye? What happened?!

Methinks Megan Fox is going to have to retract her statements in the near-future.

This clip is reminding me of the WWE doing an In Memorium episode of RAW on the night that Chris Benoit died. Obviously this situation is not on the same horrific scale, of course, but my God, people need to wait for more info before they open their mouths.
 
pee pee pooner said:
I like how people in this thread live in a world where you get caught with cocaine once and then you lose your kids forever and go to jail for 7 years. Lmao
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There are yet a lot of unanswered questions here. The biggest of which being where were they when the cops found them? What state were they in? And where were the kids relative to it all. Both parents getting popped like this? This isn’t actually a normal day in the hood for CPS.

Do I think they will lose the kids forever? No. But for the immediate future they are fucked. Hopefully the Grandparents step in and can assume temporary guardianship.
 
I'm just horrified that all of this went down in a household full of small children. Nick has effectively ruined their lives. I hope that the kids are safe, I can't imagine how scared they are
 
This clip hits so different in hindsight:

The Sad Girls at Phase Connect should thank Fishman for shielding them from the Balldo and Our Xanny Wife.

When Quartering can dab on you, you need to get your life together.
 
StarkRavingMad said:
For the record, I actually like Megan Fox.

But the "let's shift the focus on KiwiFarms" when your own friend is in prison ... Girl, no. Not a smart move.

Are the rumors true that it was Rekieta's son who called the cops on his parents? Because if so, holy shit, I would not come to the defense of my friend if something of this scale involved him before knowing all of the facts. Look at the dude's mugshot! A black eye? What happened?!

Methinks Megan Fox is going to have to retract her statements in the near-future.

This clip is reminding me of the WWE doing an In Memorium episode of RAW on the night that Chris Benoit died. Obviously this situation is not on the same horrific scale, of course, but my God, people need to wait for more info before they open their mouths.
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yeah, if I was a degenerate streamer, I'd at least wait for the police report before coming to the defense of anyone
 
The only thing that can top this is if Nick can try to represent himself in court so he can get the electric chair. I didn't believe it was real until I came here to see the feature. What a fucking monumental revelation.
 
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