💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.5%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 173 24.6%
  • Total voters
    703
LavenderMenace said:
How did they get arrested? Did his neighbor call the cops? Stopped in a car?
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Willing to bet a certain early-rising work-boot related individual called in an anonymous tip.

Though, him swerving all over the road in his Mustang, with drugs and God knows what else in it would be second on my list.
 
I just hope the kids are okay and are in the custody of either grandparents or relatives.

They don't deserve to live with the embarrassment and shame that's their shitty parents.
 
Blackstar said:
Nick's been arrested
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Both Kayla and Nick
F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte only
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Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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Im surprised it took him this long to get vanned. Maybe this is the wake up call to end his mid life cataclysm (:optimistic: ) maybe he'll try and Represent himself in his court hearing (:optimistic: )
 
As funny as this is, my heart goes out to the kids. I don't follow rackets, but has money, right? I hope they are taken care of, optimistically maybe better than rackets has been doing.
 
Kitty kitty cat said:
Tomorrows mati is gonna be lit. I bet Ralph is pissing himself laughing.
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'Technical difficulties' atm
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Nick was wearing the Jamaican tank top he wore after his copeslaining following getting caught at the Gay 90s underwear party for his birthday in December 2022.

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@elb uploaded multiple clips of this stream, here's where he seethes about Kiwi Farms.

 
Harm said:
Ceiling Cat_1.mp4

Ceiling cats, ceiling cats
Where you at? Do you know?
Where'd my career go?
I've got nothing to show for those
No-shows and anime expos
Charging twenty for the next toast
No one expects those
Ceiling cats

I hope PPP and Warski don't see me
Take PPP for my company
The company I keep spells defeat, oh?
Moment I broke that bread with Vito
And veto'd the possibility of Mandy
Being my freak hoe
Starin' starin', feeling barren
The feels I'm fearin', felines comparing
The clothes I'm wearin', the toasts I'm sharin'
From coast to coast, lookin' like I saw Space Ghost
Let's erase those
[Drunkenly slurred] Stare at those

Ceiling cats, ceiling cat
Where you at? Do you know?
Where'd my career go?
I've got nothing to show for those
No-shows and anime expos
Charging twenty for the next toast
No one expects those
Ceiling cats

E-V-S won't talk to me 'cause I'm obsessed
With the film where Kevin Spacey got shot in the chest
Why you got to lie to Eric July?
Say you'll DM, then apologize
Instead you monetize your cries

Ceiling cats, ceiling cat
Where you at? Do you know?
Where'd my career go?
I've got nothing to show for those
No-shows and anime expos
Charging twenty for the next toast
No one expects those
Ceiling cats

Ceiling cats, ceiling cats

Ceiling Cat.mp3
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Listening to this on repeat while chucking like a madman. I've been waiting literal years for this moment. "The Holy Grail of lolcow milk" is starting to feel like an understatement in retrospect. God really is good.
 
Main rule in life kids: don't read your thread on Kiwifarms or you end up like this poor fellow. Man, he had such a good story and now this. Is this year the year of the cowpacalypse?
 
Blackstar said:
Nick's been arrested

Both Kayla and Nick
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4
G - COURT/PENDING - 624.713.1(10)(iii)
Possess Ammo/Any Firearm - User of Controlled


April Imholte
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F - COURT/PENDING - 152.025.2(1)
Drugs - 5th Degree - Possess Schedule 1,2,3,4

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HOLY FUCK LOOK AT KAYLA. she had been on the skeletor path for a while but she looks like full aushwitz!!

I feel like my evaluation in Feb that last year was his ramp up year and this was gonna be his true golden lolcow year has been vindicated, pat robbed.

Fuck! these would have been perfect for the end of my little video if I had just waited
 
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