💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
I honestly think he's just scratching his leg or balls
He was sarcastically pretending to jack off to a pic of weird furry porn that a superchatter sent him. He was intentionally invoking the DSP meme. It was just a really unfunny bit, especially since he did not show or describe the pic in any way. The only reason we know what was sent is because this same superchatter has sent the same shit to other streamers, including Null. The superchatter was in MATI's chat today and showed Null the exact pic. Also, he was speaking to camera directly before and after the clip, so it's clear that he knew the camera was on the entire time.
 
I can't wait till his kids are older and start spilling the beans on their shitty parents.
Honestly I rather they never enter our sector & become productive members of society.

I don't think the rekieta's is a high socialite family name that would ruin their reputation, all of the patriarchs like his grandparents, his dad & uncle are long retired and the only rekieta's that generated wealth. Not like it's a whole 3rd or 4th generation of rekietas like Nick where Nick's sister & brother are making 6/7 figures. It seemed anything post nick is old/trust money.
 
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I think I have an addictive personality but I'm not sure. I think I do but I have never tested it beyond stuff like video games. Didn't want to tempt fate tbh.

Here's the thing though. I've never seen anyone who confidently claims that they do not have an addictive personality be right. Not irl, not online. Just saying.
 
He was sarcastically pretending to jack off to a pic of weird furry porn that a superchatter sent him. He was intentionally invoking the DSP meme. It was just a really unfunny bit, especially since he did not show or describe the pic in any way. The only reason we know what was sent is because this same superchatter has sent the same shit to other streamers, including Null. The superchatter was in MATI's chat today and showed Null the exact pic. Also, he was speaking to camera directly before and after the clip, so it's clear that he knew the camera was on the entire time.
Even without all that concrete context, it was still 100% obvious that he was joking and doing the dsp bit. the fanfic farms spoil the kino sometimes when people just make shit up or speculate that every single little mark on his body is track marks or some shit.
 
His nose isn’t just clogged. It’s swollen. His mucus membranes are in full-scale inflammatory revolt because he’s snorting very irritating crap too often and in large amounts. It’s a disgusting and uncomfortable state of affairs and if you give a shit about yourself, once it’s happened a few times you wake up to how fucking gross it all is and cut back or stop.

“Hey April… Wouldn’t it be funny if we mainlined this coke?”

That’s often how it goes with druggies. They cant get high anymore, whether it’s because their tolerance is too high, or they fucked up their mucous membranes.

So they ante up to another route of administration.

IV may be too hardcore for Rekieta as of now, so they might go for vaginal/anal administration instead.

As for how he gets it: My guess is the dark web.

BTW: Does Nick’s “standup” bits remind anyone of CWCs “random access humor”? Just less funny and with random Jews thrown in everywhere.
 
Didn't he mention going to the doctor recently and having blood drawn? I guess we can assume he hasn't had a shower since then.
Bringing this forward, I just remembered where he mentioned the bloodwork. Here's the clip, right at the beginning:

The clip was from the 16th, so he went to the doctor that day or in the days before. Assuming it was the adhesive from the blood draw bandage, it appears he hadn't had a shower for ~4 days or so.
 
I think I have an addictive personality but I'm not sure. I think I do but I have never tested it beyond stuff like video games. Didn't want to tempt fate tbh.

Here's the thing though. I've never seen anyone who confidently claims that they do not have an addictive personality be right. Not irl, not online. Just saying.
Good on you, be careful though since alcohol is so intertwined with society. You may lighten up and think it's acceptable, if you do have an addictive personality just don't. For example, next time you go out to eat count the amount of alcohol advertisements and even servers trying to peddle it. Alcohol is as destructive as heroin. I'm also convinced it's genetic. If you have close family who's struggled with alcoholism steer fucking clear. Trust me, I've lived it. Rekeita needs help just like Ralph.
 
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Someone earlier in the thread mentioned that maybe he was shooting the coke since how long it takes him to comeback to his streams? I wouldn't rule anything out, when you are in this kind of downward spiral with drugs and alcohol you will do whatever you can to get the most fucked up.
If Nick has taken to the needle he’s gone. I truly hope he isn’t because everyone I’ve seen that grabs a needle never comes back, even if they manage to stop.
 
Even without all that concrete context, it was still 100% obvious that he was joking and doing the dsp bit. the fanfic farms spoil the kino sometimes when people just make shit up or speculate that every single little mark on his body is track marks or some shit.
I mean, considering how fucked up he is there, it's not too far fetched to assume from just the clip that he really was masturbating.
 
To me, it was more about Nick flexing and showing off. I dont think that the case required someone like Randazza and I don't think the things he is good at will help Nick much in the case.
It’ll be funny though if the loss is so great the it ends up hurting Randazza’s reputation and he turns into the prime Rekieta A-log
 
That guy is the biggest mark.

"Camera angle and lighting, that's all it is. So what he drinks a lot, doesn't mean he's an alcoholic at all. 2 hours of sleep is plenty after getting drunk to safely drive kids to school. I sexted Mandy so I know it's a woman and not Asalieri."

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There is an interesting bit where Aaron says "You don't have anybody by the way...you don't have anybody in your life who will tell you this - and those of us who will are gone."

Now I know he's not the most reliable source, but he sounds legitimately upset here. So is he implying that Kayla is gone, or that she was never someone to tell Nick the hard truths he needs to hear?
 
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