🍗 Deathfat Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

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Shidoen said:
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I’d like to imagine this is who we are talking to right now.
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The Hardest R said:
I like how she says “the blacks.” I’ve always theorized that Maggie is a secret shitlord due to all the time she spent trawling in alt right websites a decade ago and her horrendous understanding of Judaism. That post just crystallized that theory for me. Maggie is not very smart or clever so she gives away all these little tells about her.
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IIRC, one of the most defining characteristics of aut righters is their insatiable desire for yellow people despite proclamations of an untainted hyperborean heritage.
 
The Hardest R said:
I like how she says “the blacks.” I’ve always theorized that Maggie is a secret shitlord due to all the time she spent trawling in alt right websites a decade ago and her horrendous understanding of Judaism. That post just crystallized that theory for me. Maggie is not very smart or clever so she gives away all these little tells about her.
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every white person knows the truth about blacks, even if they dont want to acknowledge it openly
 
Stan said:
I've got an N count larger than some rural zipcodes so I feel empowered to tell you... yes. 5.5" is about normal. Dick size follows a normal distribution curve. (i.e. 68.7% of men are going to be within 1 stdev of 5.5" (+/- ~1"); and 95.5% of men will be somewhere between 2st. devs (so between 3.5"-7.5".) And those 3 sigma bastards; the remaining 4.5%; 2.25 will have a dick 2.5-3.5" and the rest a dick larger than 7.5-8.5". And honestly it's not good for either of those sets; being too big isn't better than being too small.
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Stan said:
Does anyone else feel a little afraid when men smile at you? No matter who they are... I'm always a little paranoid about what it is that they want. And the ragebait ITT doesn't help, because now I wonder, is he smiling because he's thinking about what it'd be like if some anon decked me in the face? Is he smiling thinking about disenfranchising me of my right to drive/vote/own a CC/do anything? Is he smiling because he knows he could break me down like a cardboard box in a fight? There are many reasons he might be smiling and very few of them are good. Even when it's not rational, I feel the hairs on my neck stand up and I know I'm making that deer-in-the-headlights grimace in return when I try to smile back.
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Ah yes, the flight or fuck instinct, driving force behind the journalist/whore complex.
Totally touching myself to the thought of revoking your driver's license, btw. So hot!
 
Catch The Rainbow said:
Just no comment. How does your husband feel about you publicly talking about how you've taken every Dick in the phone book?
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Sometimes I wonder how your family members can deal with someone so painfully stupid that they can't read the sarcasm and hyperbole in comments he reads on the Internet Comedy Gossip Forum.
 
Stan said:
Sometimes I wonder how your family members can deal with someone so painfully stupid that they can't read the sarcasm and hyperbole in comments he reads on the Internet Comedy Gossip Forum.
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We're well past the point of you're just pretending to be retarded Margaret, too many teeth in this particular chicken's mouth for it not to be a legitimate dinosaur.
Did it make you more or less raycis? I notice most wahmens who become diversified regret it not because of the experience itself but from what opinions they develop after the fact so I imagine yours must have adapted quite a bit having flipped from Judaism to (low church heretical) Episcopalianism of all things.
 
Stan said:
Sometimes I wonder how your family members can deal with someone so painfully stupid that they can't read the sarcasm and hyperbole in comments he reads on the Internet Comedy Gossip Forum.
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So much irony you can forge a cannon and shoot your fat ass out of it.
 
You're going to turn around in the mirror one of these days having hit age 50 and be kickin' yourself you don't have a wife and 6 children.
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It's time to play WHO SAID THAT?
Up next: TRADCON (:optimistic:) or FEMCEL? (🧩)

ANSWER QUICK BOYS ANSWER QUICK!
 
Stan said:
Sometimes I wonder how your family members can deal with someone so painfully stupid that they can't read the sarcasm and hyperbole in comments he reads on the Internet Comedy Gossip Forum.
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>I took a ton of dick
>Get mocked for it
>Actually I was joking

Look up Vito's thread


He constantly advocates on behalf of pedophiles and referred to himself as a pedo with the disclaimer that he was only joking. People looked into it and turns out he is actually one.

It's the same with you. You have bragged about eating ass and your other sexual encounters, why should I think that *this* one incident is different from what you've eagerly confessed?

Lenny Dykstra once sued his former teammate for libeling him and the judge dismissed the lawsuit, finding that it was virtually impossible to libel Lenny.

Quoting the judge's decision:

Based on the papers submitted on this motion, prior to the publication of the book, Dykstra was infamous for being, among other things, racist, misogynist, and anti-gay, as well as a sexual predator, a drug-abuser, a thief, and an embezzler. Further, Dykstra had a reputation—largely due to his autobiography—of being willing to do anything to benefit himself and his team, including using steroids and blackmailing umpires . . . Considering this information, which was presumably known to the average reader of the book, this Court finds that, as a matter of law, the reference in the book has not exposed Dykstra to any further “public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace,” or “evil opinion of him in the minds of right-thinking persons,” or “deprivation of friendly intercourse in society.”
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The nature and seriousness of Dykstra’s criminal offenses, which include fraud, embezzlement, grand theft, and lewd conduct and assault with a deadly weapon, and notably the degree of publicity they received, have already established his general bad reputation for fairness and decency far worse than the alleged racially charged bench-jockeying in the reference could . . .

. . . Given the aforesaid litany of stories concerning Dykstra’s poor and mean-spirited behavior particularly toward various groups including racial minorities, women, and the LGBTQ community—this Court finds that, as a matter of law, the reference cannot “induce an evil opinion of [Dykstra] in the minds of right-thinking persons” or “deprive him of their friendly intercourse in society,” as that “evil opinion” has long existed.
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You are the deathfat Vito or Lenny Dykstra.
 
Guys are we sure we're dealing with a Stan and NOT a STANLEY???
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one of these hons is not like the other.....but they sure are giving off the same vibe
Hope those copezempic shots aren't fucking with those T levels
Stan said:
The black men have bigger ones. The Asian men have harder ones. The white men have uh, tadafanil, and I wish I was kidding about that.
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Truly this is a quote for the ages, perhaps marge's magnum opus. I don't think a sentence better sums up her personality and perpetual resentment. I was so filled with awe by the power of this brief sentence that I had to immortalize it:
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The best part about this?
the faces are traced :cryblood:
when those jealous af white bread ass niggas 👏gon lernt👏 this queen dont need no small white peckers
 
Gay Baby Jailer said:
Guys are we sure we're dealing with a Stan and NOT a STANLEY???
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one of these hons is not like the other.....but they sure are giving off the same vibe
Hope those copezempic shots aren't fucking with those T levels

Truly this is a quote for the ages, perhaps marge's magnum opus. I don't think a sentence better sums up her personality and perpetual resentment. I was so filled with awe by the power of this brief sentence that I had to immortalize it:
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The best part about this?
the faces are traced :cryblood:
when those jealous af white bread ass niggas 👏gon lernt👏 this queen dont need no small white peckers
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Bro the eye swerve is so accurate too holy shit.
 
AgendaPoster said:
Heh that's meant towards me.
Trying to push me to become a productive member of society.
I REFUSE
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I think of it as noticing the Ghost of Future Agendaposter hovering over your shoulder, and you really not wanting to see how being like this, leads to becoming like pathetic like that.
 
Stan said:
I think of it as noticing the Ghost of Future Agendaposter hovering over your shoulder, and you really not wanting to see how being like this, leads to becoming like pathetic like that.
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You're forgetting you're not dealing with some trad LARPing incel with sea level IQ, Marge.
Where are your admonishments for your fellow ladies for not living the trad wife family life, hmm?
Chick living her life at the fullest, focusing on job, having sex without getting serious about relationships, based bitch.
Moid doing the same? Wow totally degenerate will die alone with shriveled penis and hanging ballsack, HOW COULD HE.
Go tell the ladies to become those boring floral dress submissive wives and produce children, cause family life is awesome. Return here and let us all know how it went.
Always remember, men are biologically coded differently, at least for mammals like we are. Rarely we're monogamous. Most often we simply, well, have fun while we can, get old, get killed by younger male wanting to have their own fun.
 
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