💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pat will never do anything to avoid or prevent the trolling because his ego and insecurity addled brain would view it as backing down.
 
TerminalTryHard said:
Pat will never do anything to avoid or prevent the trolling because his ego and insecurity addled brain would view it as backing down.
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The trolling is his White Whale.

I mean he is a white whale himself, but this is the Moby Rick sense.

He will either finally defeat and slay everyone who called him fat, laughed at the lappening picture, left a bad review, blocked him on Twitter or any of the other felony bothering of Pat he deems crimes worthy of lawful homicide and federal prison, or he will die from heart failure still seething at his toilet on Twitter.
 
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A random guy is destroying Pat on Threads. He's using ALL CAPS and probably drinking/crying.

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This right here is an interaction to be cited in future fatrick text books.

A normie stumbles accorss the pig in the threads wilds, gives his two cents as to his best options as well as pointing out how xeeting NOCHILDENJOYPRISON ten thousand times a week does absolutely nothing to help him and those impersonating his toilet on xitter will never be magically hunted down and arrested by the pigsatzgrupen, and then politely reminds the pig that he is posting in a public forum and if he wants an echo chamber he can just use thread's echo chamber settings.....and the pig not only goes apeshit but he starts allcaps shrieking in unrestrained retard fury at the mere idea he stop fucking feeding the trolls and take some proactive measure to avoid being swaTTTed again

Also take note of his "WE CANT MOVE, THE COPS IN OUR NEW AREA WONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SWATTING!" comment in light of his "THE COPS IN OUR AREA DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE SWATTING" lawsuit along with his "we have already won child, the justice league will be arresting the stalkerchilds any moment now" seethe.

Literally every fucking patposter on the internet could spontaneously fucking die of aids en masse and fat would never fucking notice because of how effortlessly he generates new enemies and hecklers solely by dint of being such an insufferable piece of shit to *everyone* who even vaguely disagrees with him
 
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As argument against fatrick I present Dobson - he has been missing for years and nobody has been able to find him or even if he’s alive. He beat the farms.

Also his list of costs associated are a clear “stalker childs are not worse than this” what a marooon.

I hope it’s archived and presented by MPD. Also I seem to note no recent swattings hmmmmm
 
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The Bearer of Bitch Tits speaks truer than he knows

Also imma level with yall, if such a gay ass "portal" was created between Fat's corner of Milwaukee and my corner of Bongland and I saw fat flopping his bitchbooba out like this chick on the other side, I would likely wind up injuring myself as I forcibly try to crawl into said portal in a desperate instinctual attempt to mount fatrick like an amorous wildebeest and rut him so hard his spine prolapses
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You have a very fitting name. Everytime I read one of these posts I am struck with equal measures of awe, fear, and disgust.
 
"We have already taken steps that DO work."

What steps would those be Rick? It seems to me all he's done is type 'Enjoy prison, stalker' hundreds of times a day and lose $100,000 in frivolous lawsuits. It's been like 8 years Fatrick. When is your plan going to start to work?
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
"We have already taken steps that DO work."

What steps would those be Rick? It seems to me all he's done is type 'Enjoy prison, stalker' hundreds of times a day and lose $100,000 in frivolous lawsuits. It's been like 8 years Fatrick. When is your plan going to start to work?
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Its "all part of the plan", wait and see baby child.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Its "all part of the plan", wait and see baby child.
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Neo Nazis have the inevitable Race War, Communists have the inevitable Revolution, Fundie Christians have the inevitable rapture, Fundie Muslims have the inevitable Day of Judgement, Fundie Jews have the inevitable April 15th, Fundie Third Worldists have the rise of the Multipolar World Order...all of which are endlessly prophesized with absolute certainty as some rapidly approaching time of cosmic trials and tribulations which will inevitably result in all their enemies being wiped out forever and they themselves standing triumphant over existence.

So certain is this to happen they say, that they dont need to bother actually doing jack shit to bring it about or even do the barest minimum to stay in line with what they claim to believe in. They can just smugly declare they have already won any and all arguments, and they are simply waiting for a predestined outcome to come about, which despite happening VERY soon, is something they are inevitably a little evasive over with concrete dates which conveniently allows this day of reckoning to be quietly pushed back indefinitely while they themselves continue larping as super duper hardcore extremists and insisting they dont need to actually do anything to prove it because of how inevitable and imminent their victory is.

For the pig, this would be the Day of the Knock where some unspecified yet near omnipotent government agency descends after years of meticulous yet secret investigation to arrest all patposters en masse to be sentenced either to decades in stalker prison or execution. No matter what happens to contradict this or how long it fails to materialise, it is inevitable and the pig has already won, and even if this shit keeps going another 50 years the nonagenarian fatrick will be oinking in his retirement pod about how any day we are all going to be arrested by the space cops and imprisoned on a lunar penal colony and they have been carefully making preparations for generations to ensure we pay the price for our sins.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
As argument against fatrick I present Dobson - he has been missing for years and nobody has been able to find him or even if he’s alive. He beat the farms.

Also his list of costs associated are a clear “stalker childs are not worse than this” what a marooon.

I hope it’s archived and presented by MPD. Also I seem to note no recent swattings hmmmmm
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For fucking real though.

The grand finale to the Dobsonvangelion saga was such a banger. I hope he's still out there somewhere on an uber-amish farm of some sort, maybe even getting married off to the ugliest inbred farmer's goonies monster lookalike daughter.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Why would someone take a selfie after getting a faggot haircut?
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He takes a selfie with anyone he interacts with. "hey, my legal team of sharks, can I take a selfie with you guys for my twitter. Yeah I am a massive faggot, thanks. SMILE".

its one of the less spoken about aspects of Pat that I quite enjoy. I loathe pictures, but he loves them. More than loves them, he likes to pretend he has productive and happy existence by taking pictures with people he meets in the world all the time.
 
Ladies and Gentlemen and that jailbait discord twink I invited to the farms last week...

...It is my solemn duty to inform you we have another confirmed "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUTH" moment
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Also as has been pointed out by myself and others, take special note of how he endlessly recycles and reuses the same catalogue of phrases both on social media and IRL. Which I am pretty fuckin sure is unironically a sign of autism and I have personally observed this from autists I have encountered meatside since I was in school
 
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