💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I meant published by a major publishing company. Not self published. David does that. Well attempts to. He rarely releases his kickstarters.
I didn't know taking photos at the gym was a workout. I'll be hitting 50 in few short years and my body is doing just fine with my workouts even after the operation and medication. Maybe if you didn't weigh as much as Planet X your body could handle even a light jog.
This dumb fuck forgot that there's a reason why 2A exists. 1.2 GPA working it's wonders I see.
Pressing X to doubt. That's probably Pat's best attempt at shooting.
I have to disagree with you there. Patrick is sort of coming out of the closest as we all know he's a faery faggot with bitch tits.
 
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Someone stole his pesticide ridden Handy Man Pat built chairs and my ribs won't recover.
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Cow crossover with David Hill.
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Gotta say, the feud between Fatrick and Anarcho-commie Troon Twitter is a laugh riot.
Biden doesnt control israeli foreign policy but he is handing out billions of american taxpayer money. Off topic but I dont care for either side if the israelis want to conquer all of palestine go ahead but they shouldnt be given billions of my tax money.
 
Ho-lee shit, there are people with even less sense that Piggy. Why would anyone take those chairs after seeing them? Oh yeah, they look sturdy and comfortable said no one ever, except the idiot who built them, and built them poorly.

Plot twist: Nikki placed the Craigslist ad because she wanted those eyesores gone.
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I was wondering about the lolsuit. If Piggy and Nikki give depositions, and there is no way the city attorneys do not want their depositions, will they ever be available to the public? You just know that Piggy will lie, and lie a lot, and think he got away with it because the city attorneys will not have called him out on it, at least not until the trial... Normally depositions are pretty boring to read, but we know Piggy will not listen to his attorneys and will be easily tricked by opposing counsel.
 
Some skeptical Redditors think it may be gayops by Pat however:
If it wasn't he'd have the security footage up right away. I'm guessing it would show the same scoundrel who vandalized his property before with the lamest insults ever and a marker you can easily just wipe off.

Also come on you expect me that there are more people who think his handiwork is of suck quality that they're be willing to just carry two heavy and awkward objects (no, not his tits, the chairs) off through a back alley.
 
Hi I'm gayops Rick, I love saying "Adirondack". Did you know it's one of the gayest-sounding words in the English language? It's my favorite.

Sorry for the double post but holy shit my ribs. He is trying to get them back. Here is what he posted on craigslist :
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"Definitely not downsizing", but he really should. Because he's very fat.
 
Fat's fattyrondack cancer chairs have you bent double with your ass on the ground and your knees in the air like Nikki with a large side of beans and rice in the men's room at Popeyes on the first of the month.
I hope whoever made the mistake of taking them sues Fatrick for the resulting chiropractor visits (they have a stronger case than Fat VS the internet, his city, and the police)
 
You know what makes me think this is a fatrick gayop? He immediately without qualification “knew” that the people taking the chairs were innocent and NOT the pests. Why would he assume that? He never has before, everyone who even looks at him sideways is Pronjay.
 
I was going to blow off his whole political rant after he started it off with the absolute gem of Netanyu is committing war crimes in Gaza to get Trump elected but it was well worth the read. He really does think that the presidency works the same way Micheal Scott thinks bankruptcy works, you just walk out and declare you're president for life and that's just it.
 
I was going to blow off his whole political rant after he started it off with the absolute gem of Netanyu is committing war crimes in Gaza to get Trump elected but it was well worth the read. He really does think that the presidency works the same way Micheal Scott thinks bankruptcy works, you just walk out and declare you're president for life and that's just it.
His “if trump wins elections are over” is getting me more and more in the “stop I can only get so hard” mode.

He is such an insufferable prick but it is absolutely chefs kiss 😘 that all he seems to be able to do is piss off fellow leftists.
 
I’m 100% with the pests’ theory on this. He lives in a half-hovel in the ghetto and chairs he leaves outside disappear. His first thought is: “Wow, I need to check Craigslist?” I don’t fucking think so.
I agree. It reeks of being a gay op because there's infinitely better ways of getting chairs.
 
Isn’t it so nice that they parked far away from where you would load something just so the license plate wouldn’t be visible in a screenshot? So very conscientious and convenient for everyone.
 
100% gay ops. Especially the fact that they took it the one time the unemployed bum just happened to be out boulder picking, no chance it's real.
 
I agree. It reeks of being a gay op because there's infinitely better ways of getting chairs.
And infinetely better chairs to steal. Two of the defining characteristics of adirondack chairs is the vertical slats for the back and the rounded front by your knees. He copied k-mart tier knock offs and did so poorly.
 
If it wasn't he'd have the security footage up right away. I'm guessing it would show the same scoundrel who vandalized his property before with the lamest insults ever and a marker you can easily just wipe off.

Also come on you expect me that there are more people who think his handiwork is of suck quality that they're be willing to just carry two heavy and awkward objects (no, not his tits, the chairs) off through a back alley.
Of all the still images that he could have picked for his Twitter feed, he certainly picked the most useless. Instead of using an image that had a clear view of the people who took the chairs -- or their vehicle -- he used the still image that had the gleam on his Rustang just so. You can tell it's very important to him because he has a sun visor on the windshield to protect the interior.

Some interesting things about the image, though:

1) Do Nest cameras not put a datestamp next to the timestamp? Sunset in Milwaukee was 8:08 PM yesterday so that part checks out, but I found the lack of a date rather odd. Maybe it's in the cropped part on the right-hand-side of the image?

2) You can see the hatchback is open on the SUV to the right, but there doesn't seem to be evidence of the second chair inside of it. (They would probably want to fold the back seats down to fit it in there, but the back door is closed.) We do see one of the chairs in the sidewalk near the street, but we don't see the individual on the left climbing the stairs or doing anything chair-related. They're just standing around.

For all we know, these could be just two of "Superhost" Pat's AirBnB customers. The hatchback on the SUV is open because their luggage is inside, but they haven't unloaded yet. The one on the left is looking around aghast at the Patemkin village, with its strange yard furniture and the multitude of trash cans across the street. And the one on the right is texting Pat to confirm that yes, indeed, the half-hovel they're parked at with the seriously overgrown yard is where they'll be staying for the evening.

Wait until they see the inside!
 
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