💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AnOminous]

If child services bust Nick later, this will just be another nail in the coffin, but I'll wait until that (or something comparable) happens to call 'neglect'.

I'm just not going to be charitable enough to believe Nick is somehow more conscientious when nobody is looking than he is on camera. If he's a douchebag in full view of the public, I'll assume he's even worse in private.

 

[Sharpeteer]

It'd be good for a kiwifarms movie night.

That is if they ever actually decide to play any movies instead of two hours of DSP clips.

I'm not even exaggerating.

Wait, there are Kiwi Farms movie nights? Clearly I still have a lot to learn.

That sounds fantastic, but to hear they only play DSP clips. Boooring.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Movie nights are a fun time but in the last couple months there hasn't been much interest so they wind up with an overabundance of filler clips. It's always fun during the Christmas season though when they can oscillate between things like Home Alone and Jingle All The Way and the worst holiday abominations known to man.

So are polyamorists not generally in open relationships? Are they expected to be monogamous within their polycules, or can they fuck outside of their primary relationships?

The former. Of the people I know who've been in a polycule the guys almost always have serious attachment issues and the girls are rekieta-style degenerates, usually with drug problems.

How do you guys see this bozos lore ending? I think he'll lose his infinite money trust fund glitch due to multiple stupid lawsuits and lose his law license in the process.

His social network is going to evaporate somehow including his wife possibly leaving and there's going to be a 48 hour period where he goes absolutely apeshit angry on twitter at everyone. Afterwards he'll treat the situation as if he'd been saying it was like this all along ("I always said my marriage wasn't great, pay attention" etc ) and do a handful of low-effort streams before just dropping off entirely.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Wait, there are Kiwi Farms movie nights? Clearly I still have a lot to learn.

That sounds fantastic, but to hear they only play DSP clips. Boooring.

They do it every weekend. There's a big banner across the front page when it starts up.
They *do* actually play movies, but they intersperse them with a fuckload of DSP clips and other shit 95% of the audience doesn't give a shit about because they're not movies. The last time I tried to tune in there was legitimately like over an hour of DSP clips until the next movie.
Which is a damn shame, they used to be cozy af.

 

[Peace Through Power]

It looks like the corner demon has changed into another corner

He starts looking to his left a lot after around 21 minutes in the Elissa clip

 

[Chazzed Up]

When my parents had houseguests over amd I wanted something heated in the microwave, I asked them to heat things for me if they were in the kitchen and my parents were somewhere else in the house. I was 6 or 7 and wanted nuggies or something else and wasn't too particular who prepared them. It really wasn't that complicated or contrived...

I'm all aboard for laughing at the story Aaron told because of the hilarious implications becuase just like Drexel's grooming tale, HE thought it was a good story to tell, but it backfired tremendously. The lack of self-awareness is funny in and of itself, and invited mockery. If child services bust Nick later, this will just be another nail in the coffin, but I'll wait until that (or something comparable) happens to call 'neglect'.

Nick is pathetic enough to laugh at already.

Given what Drexel did, I would be concerned about unrelated adults being around those kids. Clearly Nick doesn't have any concern for protecting his kids over his fuckbuddies.

 

[AnOminous]

It looks like the corner demon has changed into another corner
Rekieta Corner Demon 2.mp4
He starts looking to his left a lot after around 21 minutes in the Elissa clip

This faggot just looks haunted at all times now. He is not well.

 

[Sharpeteer]

No. It wasn't a blunder. It's in his nature to destroy the goyim.

Joe was an inside job, and he did his job well.

He starts looking to his left a lot after around 21 minutes in the Elissa clip

I'm wondering how it's going to be that we get a real admission from him that he's on hard drugs, or at the very least abuses stimulants like a motherfucker.

Will it be him trying to explain for 30 minutes why meth/crack are totally cool and based and all the cool kids are doing it, then slips his admission in there quickly?
Will he get so drunk one night that he forgets the camera is on and smokes it on stream? Better hope he's not on YouTube when he does it.
Or will he go on laughing on stream about how he raids Kayla's pill stash, and how funny it is? (it actually would be)

I'm looking forward to that episode of this saga.

Given what Drexel did, I would be concerned about unrelated adults being around those kids. Clearly Nick doesn't have any concern for protecting his kids over his fuckbuddies.

As long as he says he's a great dad because he wants to be like Lester in American Beauty, that's good enough for him. In his rambling about why it's his favorite movie ever, he spends a lot of time talking about how Lester "sent his daughter off to be okay in life." So you can bet your ass he feels he did the same for his kids. And he's right, he will send them off... right into Drex's BDSM dungeon, or his super secret Discord that totally isn't a place to exchange legally questionable stuff.

Discord sure could use some hashing to prevent that kind of stuff. Oh wait, that would mean Discord just hoards a bunch of it on their servers, FBI style, right Nicky? You computer whiz you?

 

[Peace Through Power]

I'm wondering how it's going to be that we get a real admission from him that he's on hard drugs, or at the very least abuses stimulants like a motherfucker.

Will it be him trying to explain for 30 minutes why meth/crack are totally cool and based and all the cool kids are doing it, then slips his admission in there quickly?
Will he get so drunk one night that he forgets the camera is on and smokes it on stream? Better hope he's not on YouTube when he does it.
Or will he go on laughing on stream about how he raids Kayla's pill stash, and how funny it is? (it actually would be)

I'm looking forward to that episode of this saga.

I don't think he will ever admit it. He will just say something like "If I was doing crack, I would just tell you." or "I wish I was doing meth." Then again, if he streams with someone else in his house, they might accidentally spill the beans about the drugs.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Just to check, wouldn't today have been the last day for Nick to do something about April's speeding ticket since she got 10 days to appear from the missed hearing?

 

[Captain Manning]

It is also clear that however Monty were to request a retraction it would not meet whatever arbitrary terms Nick would create in his mind because he's a disingenuous faggot.

I don't think Nick would have presented any terms. I think it would have met with a flat out "Fuck you, no. I'm always right."

Despite being a bit "off," I think Monty is of at least average intelligence, and capable of being reasonable when the situation warrants. He has sought and received retractions before.

I think he assumed, correctly, he didn't have a prayer in hell of ever getting one from Nick. Especially after Nick just flat out told Monty to sue him.

Just to check, wouldn't today have been the last day for Nick to do something about April's speeding ticket since she got 10 days to appear from the missed hearing?

MCRO still lists the case as open, but I think today is the deadline, yes.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I'm half a bottle of rum down in about an hours time because I'm dealing with some shit that I just can't cope with without a break and yet I still feel like my life is in a better place than Balldo's. I can also still communicate coherently...I think...and were I to order something from Denny's I would probably know what it was. He really is a positive influence on people even to this day. At least I'm not Nick, and tomorrow I'll be sober.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I'm half a bottle of rum down in about an hours time because I'm dealing with some shit that I just can't cope with without a break and yet I still feel like my life is in a better place than Balldo's. I can also still communicate coherently...I think...and were I to order something from Denny's I would probably know what it was. He really is a positive influence on people even to this day. At least I'm not Nick, and tomorrow I'll be sober.

All this talk about Denny's is making me want to order myself a big breakfast from them. Needs some kind of special occasion though - that's expensive for what is really just basic-grade food.

 

[Large Rodent]

How do you guys see this bozos lore ending? I think he'll lose his infinite money trust fund glitch due to multiple stupid lawsuits and lose his law license in the process.

I'm optimistic and enjoy a good series finale, so my guess is a drunk driving accident that kickstarts his pills/alcohol addiction taking a serious nosedive, which will eventually result in Lowtax/Ralph levels of fucked up streams. Overdose will be the final episode, although it won't be streamed live, of course, since his streams will at that point happen once every 3 months. Also the divorce happens; when I can't say, but there will be a divorce in there somewhere.
Hey, a guy can dream, right?

 

[Potatoherder]

One of the best nights he has had in months when you add both totals together ( $129 + $215). At the same time the unique user count is one of the lowest i've seen at 178 and his peak viewers didn't crack 3000. He can't be on front page at this point. petroler account for $70 or 54.3%. Joe brought in $452 by himself just on yt.


Nick said 3 things: late message, gofundme link, and this. Sean is fat you see.

laststand715	hey nick why are you and Potentially Criminal beefing	2024-05-03 00:43:37 -0500 CDT
RekietaLaw	"@laststand715 I'm not aware of beef, we are porking"	2024-05-03 00:44:55 -0500 CDT

------------------------
Total Rumbles: $ 129
Rumble Count: 11 ( 10 )
Conversion Rate Raw: 0.39725532683279163
Peak Viewers: 2769
Peaked time: 2024-05-03 01:54:56.762011144 -0500 CDT m=+17198.796878701
------------------------
Chat Messages: 1482 ( 178 unique users )
Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
------------------------
StreamID: 286315869
Start: 2024-05-02 22:42:30.567874397 -0500 CDT m=+5652.602741912
End: 2024-05-03 03:30:04.068128231 -0500 CDT m=+22906.102995798
------------------------
StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v4sylcf-st.-beni...uit-texas-fights-biden-and-porn-trump-hu.html
------------------------

 

[Captain Manning]

All this talk about Denny's is making me want to order myself a big breakfast from them.

Lost in all the insanity that was that show is a good point Kurt made:

Waffle House is superior.

 

[Strix454]

How do you guys see this bozos lore ending? I think he'll lose his infinite money trust fund glitch due to multiple stupid lawsuits and lose his law license in the process.

I think his health will continue to decay until he eventually ends up involuntarily hospitalized for a variety of serious conditions. He already looks really bad and IMO he is barely even functional as a human being anymore. He has already lost a dangerous amount of weight and it would not surprise me if he loses even more. He is at a point where it would take very little to tip him over and have the ambulance sent for.

 

[Pomniman]

How do you guys see this bozos lore ending? I think he'll lose his infinite money trust fund glitch due to multiple stupid lawsuits and lose his law license in the process.

Dying of GRIDS like an 80s bathhouse queer.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

The last time anyone in my household ate Denny’s, something turned our intestines into molten lava. I know of no cop or pineapple or talking cat who eats there. Waffle House or GTFO. In four decades of eating Waffle House, they’ve always delivered.

Why does Nick have shit taste in everything?

 

[AnOminous]

Just to check, wouldn't today have been the last day for Nick to do something about April's speeding ticket since she got 10 days to appear from the missed hearing?

This is what a joke he is as a lawyer. After taking visible umbrage at being called a non-practicing lawyer, he proves he's even worse than that. He took a case. A fucking traffic ticket. He utterly bungled it. A judge chastized him on video for his failure to do anything. His client got slapped with not just the initial ticket but the court costs for failure to appear. What did this absolute waste of oxygen do? NOTHING, of course.

"Law Pope" lmao. This faggot still has that license plate.

BALLDO BALLDO MAN
DOES WHATEVER A NO-BALLS CAN!