💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Minor correction: she teaches art and music class (maybe more than one) at least one day a week, and Nick teaches on Thursdays for the co-op.
Click to expand...
I’m under the impression something changed awhile back, Nick’s used having to shuttle the kids to art classes on multiple occasions over the last few months or so when talking about schedule change excuses and having to drive all day. The last time I remember it coming up it it was being used as an example of something they couldn’t do themselves and had to outsource, I think a Locals stream

Edit: found it
2:00 https://youtu.be/nPGuAAUMWxY?si=NSvK4qlMrhkvWbIG
 
Last edited:
So the thread consensus is that April and Nick are holding Our Wife hostage and the long breaks are in fact to check on Our Wife’s restraints because April is sleeping? Is that what’s going on?
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
So the thread consensus is that April and Nick are holding Our Wife hostage and the long breaks are in fact to check on Our Wife’s restraints because April is sleeping? Is that what’s going on?
Click to expand...
No. Nick killed his family. The ceiling cats made him do it. The older kids managed to mortally wound Nick before he killed them. But the ceiling cats revived him. The cats are keeping Nick "alive" to torment him.
 
Last edited:
Chazzed Up said:
I think @Fapcop's point stands that expecting any animal of any sort to comply when talked at is probably unrealistic. If DSP is yelling at an animal for doing something he doesn't like that's retarded.
Click to expand...
Lots of dogs know a pretty significant amount of English. Mine knows "potty" and will run to the door, "find mommy" and she'll go find my wife and bark at her, "why did you poop on the floor" and it'll go hide under the bed, "excuse me" and it'll sit somewhere else, etc. If you try to have a conversation with the dog, it'll at least pretend to understand.

I knew someone with a dog that knew the names of each of its ~50 toys and would bring you the correct toy if you asked for it, and knew the difference between "bring me Steven the bear" and "put away Steven the bear."

My cat knows the word "treat." I suspect he knows more but just doesn't care enough about anything else to respond.
 
Accidental Protege said:
I'm not going to make fun of your thirstposting, but I cannot believe people here still take the "checking on Lady Rackets" thing at face value. You really think that's the ONE thing he's being honest about? Even if she was zonked out on pills "watching Star Trek" 24/7, which we have to take his word for, there would be zero need to repeatedly check on her for 12 minutes at a time multiple times over the course of a few hours. I would be shocked if he sees Kayla at all during breaks.
Click to expand...
The other side of this is that he has a history of making comments in which he clearly resents Kayla but spins it as romantic. He is so selfless for loving her even though her body has been "destroyed." He is such a good husband for continuing to go to her church and grace her family members with his presence. He even drives her children around ... and makes time away from his streams to check on her ... and graciously stops sexting men for her ...

So I could see him not being able to stop himself from talking about how annoyed he is by this state of affairs (his SCHEDULE is so BUSY) while acting like it's just normal family stuff that he is SO HAPPY to do because he's taking care of her. The cope is not that he's lying about what he's doing but about how it makes him feel.
 
Trianon said:
The other side of this is that he has a history of making comments in which he clearly resents Kayla but spins it as romantic
Click to expand...
100% agree with you. I think it's pretty well established that Nick seriously resents his wife and children.

Ivan Daniloff said:
So the thread consensus is that April and Nick are holding Our Wife hostage and the long breaks are in fact to check on Our Wife’s restraints because April is sleeping? Is that what’s going on?
Click to expand...
Or perhaps Our Wife is the one ordering the replacement Balldos.

Nate Higgers said:
His wife has literally no responsibilities outside of the house and the children but we’re supposed to believe that Nick Rekieta, the manorexic alcoholic pervert, has taken it upon himself to be the proverbial Sisyphus of The House of Balldo
Click to expand...
All true.

Simple explanation. . . Nick and his wife are both on drugs.

Screenshot_20240502-021323~2.png
Looking good Rekieta!

Certainly Our Wife is a major enabler. Any sane and sober woman would have left with the kids to protect them from Nick's erratic behavior.

Look at how unreliable Nick has become, cancelling streams and saying obvious lies because of his heavy stimulant and alcohol abuse. He can't even keep court dates straight!

There is no way Nick behaves like a terminal drunk on trucker meth around those children without Kayla and others enabling and co-signing his behavior.

My guess is Kayla is totally checked out on benzos, April is living at the house drinking with Nick, and cuck Aaron is hanging around crying and biting a pillow, with the four of them stuck together in an unholy love trapezoid.
 
Last edited:
filthypenguin said:
Lots of dogs know a pretty significant amount of English. Mine knows "potty" and will run to the door, "find mommy" and she'll go find my wife and bark at her, "why did you poop on the floor" and it'll go hide under the bed, "excuse me" and it'll sit somewhere else, etc. If you try to have a conversation with the dog, it'll at least pretend to understand.

I knew someone with a dog that knew the names of each of its ~50 toys and would bring you the correct toy if you asked for it, and knew the difference between "bring me Steven the bear" and "put away Steven the bear."

My cat knows the word "treat." I suspect he knows more but just doesn't care enough about anything else to respond.
Click to expand...
This is a common misconception, but dogs and cats (also all animals) don't actually understand language. They can however associate words and tone with objects or commands, but this is not the same as "knowing English." Not even close.

Regardless, I'm a proponent and practicer of feline and canid conversation. It's harmless and it's fun to mess with pets.
 
Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Is Nick really this boring tonight? I knew he was struggling to get above 1k.
Click to expand...
Sharpeteer said:
Yeah at this point I want more Fapcop thirsting. At least that's funny.
Click to expand...
The LAPD made an unlawful assembly annoucement and have formed up to move in at the encampment at UCLA several hours ago, but all that's happened since then is I've heard the "From the river to sea" chant like 50 billion times. Multiple live feeds on YouTube. All boring.

I dunno. Nick might be less boring and/or brain damaging. That's a sobering thought.
 
Captain Manning said:
Yeah, there's a few cows with threads that, for whatever reason, seem to attract the biggest neghole pozzers, and it's annoying.

DSP, Wings, and Patrick seem to be the big three.
Click to expand...
I'd say Patrick is the exception to the rule, he's maybe the only cow who consistently yields funny results when fucked with directly.

Some of those text message exchanges with the pests are the funniest shit I've ever seen (especially the one that just sent him photos of wookies and made all-caps wookie noises) but it's only funny because Pat actually responds like it's a normal conversation every single time.
 
Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Is Nick really this boring tonight? I knew he was struggling to get above 1k.
Click to expand...
I’m not even watching tbh
Captain Manning said:
The LAPD made an unlawful assembly annoucement and have formed up to move in at the encampment at UCLA several hours ago, but all that's happened since then is I've heard the "From the river to sea" chant like 50 billion times. Multiple live feeds on YouTube. All boring.
Click to expand...
(Mostly because this, it’s gotta happen soon. Fingers crossed)
 
I don't follow Nick a lot, please correct me if I'm wrong. I think that Nick's wife is not some hapless hostage on the brink of leaving Nick, but a degenerate gooner who fully supports her retard husband.
 
hawkisnight said:
The steeltoe guy has whole industry of alogs following and making fun of him and his skeletor wife :story: April quitting must have been building up for a while.
Click to expand...
Steeltoe is pretty hatable. Cumia skinwalker, WATP ballwasher, O&A copycat with hole wife as a co-host. Changes opinions on a whim, complete kiss ass and snake. He will 100% snake and backstab rekieta at his lowest. Internet tough guy, likes to dish it out but folds the second there's the tiniest pushback. Begs more than DPS, he will stop his show dead in its tracks just to milk his fans.
 
Guntkvd said:
Steeltoe is pretty hatable. Cumia skinwalker, WATP ballwasher, O&A copycat with hole wife as a co-host. Changes opinions on a whim, complete kiss ass and snake. He will 100% snake and backstab rekieta at his lowest. Internet tough guy, likes to dish it out but folds the second there's the tiniest pushback. Begs more than DPS, he will stop his show dead in its tracks just to milk his fans.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jcqiii7tupEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=zBcuOdvbYFQ
Click to expand...
Surprised there isn't a thread on them already. They have that same kind of hate following that the O&A crowd have.
 
Nate Higgers said:
It’s almost making me MATI, these people are lying every second of every moment that they get asked about their degenerate behavior and its consequences and I’m getting so annoyed and disgusted with the smug passé response from them whenever anyone is asking them about things that they themselves have revealed.
Click to expand...
I was never particularly convinced that Rekeita and his wife were swingers, even after the Hedonism II trip was revealed. There was a little plausible deniability there.

However after the Imholte’s inserted themselves doing streams at the Rekeita’s, Nick literally licking Aaron and the infamous hot tub stream… I think it’s pretty clear that neither marriage is monogamous.

How they can try to deny it is really FUNNY and WEIRD to me
 
Trump Immunity and SCOTUS Oral Review

  • Opening
    • no explanation for yesterday; greasy and whiskey in hand; right into the comedy
    • Attorney Tom chats:"Nick looks like he's addicted to Ozempic and sunscreen."; Nick doesn't need Ozempic:"Just don't eat!"
    • Trump preview
  • Trump-related article (~15m)
    • legal commentary interspersed with Rekieta humor; sample from 26m in: something about Hillary being immune to Bill's STDs and eating babies
    • pacing his drinking more; alternating between the tea and whiskey; first whiskey gone at ~34m
  • SCOTUS oral arguments (~54m)
    • "We're gonna do the Rumble transition... we're gonna get the big garden shoes out and make this into a woman" [???]
    • The Wellness Company ad read (1h5m), "$269... It's a steal!", 6 minutes
    • Rumble flip; Nick still talking about "having more flexibility"
    • pee break (~1h14m); "very brief"; 6 minutes
    • Richardoteam is back: "Stop being a mouthbreather!"
    • second whiskey; back into SCOTUS audio
    • ten seconds of argument, two minutes of Nick bullshit; repeat
    • relative working at a spa attended by G.H.W. Bush anecdote (~2h3m)
    • New alog in town: Nicklovesfreepeach, a Monty defender; first chat is complaining that someone blocked Richardoteam, Nick unblocks him
    • Nick has discovered a new problem with Christianity: Evangelicals believe that God sent Jesus to die (~2h7m)
    • third whiskey (2h17m)
    • more Nick screeching at the Supreme Court and making bad jokes; occasionally also screeching at Nicklovesfreepeach, convinced it is Monty, little boy jokes abound
    • picks up whiskey glass, looks hilariously disappointed that it is empty, pours number four (~2h44m)
    • female high school teachers who fuck students are above the law, according to Nick; he goes on about pedos for a while, has nothing to do with the argument he's supposedly commenting on
    • chat tries to bait him into calling Monty a child molester (~2h55m), Nick:"I've never seen a reason not to... I always believed what I said!"; claims that "everybody" on the internet calls Monty a pedo and that he has lost court cases over it; claims that Monty talks about photographing "underaged nude children"; his voice is raspy and he sounds drunk; "I just want to ask one question of Montagraph: When did you stop wanting to fuck children?"; Nick's beliefs are "a rational conclusion based on all of the fucking evidence"; "He sits there sucking down room temperature shrimp... why? I don't know, maybe he misses the underage buttholes"; "What about the counter evidence? Still waiting to see it!" [same could be applied to Nick's alleged swinger adventures]; "Show me evidence of not wanting to fuck children... I'll wait!"; this retard keeps going for 10 minutes
    • "Hey by the way, most of you guys who don't like me are on the same website that posted all [the Monty rumors]" (3h5m); he does that weird grin he always does when he thinks he has outsmarted someone
    • the "obvious answer" to the law suit is that it should be removed by summary judgement
    • "But what about the female perpetrators who peg the children?" (3h7m)
    • more lawsplaining his defense; he sounds really fucking drunk; "this fucking retarded lawyer David Schneider"; he will be able to bring character evidence like the people who contacted him to say "Please get Montegraph off the internet because he drove my friend to suicide"; he still claims there's an "underaged-looking" actress in Monty's Umbrella Man video; he claims he never had a chance to retract his statements because Monty never reached out to him and showed they were wrong, he just sued him; we are now over 20 minutes into this
    • "Montegraph threatened to kill me at a gas station in my home town"
    • Nick explains drinking when depressed (~3h18m); waving glass around, shaking or fidgeting
    • "Montegraph does not successfully hide his pedophilic tendencies... he doesn't deny anything" (3h20m)
    • Nicklovesfreepeach references the John stream re: driving people to suicide (3h24m)
    • "That's the end of the show before I say more truth"
    • There will be a show tomorrow and he will try to get Joe on
    • Nick cancelled the show yesterday because things got "weird", he didn't get home until almost eleven
    • asks for prayers to reduce Monty's obsession with "underaged children"

Just when you think he might pull up, he delivers a banger.
 
trash cat said:
My guess is Kayla is totally checked out on benzos, April is living at the house drinking with Nick, and cuck Aaron is hanging around crying and biting a pillow, with the four of them stuck together in an unholy love trapezoid.
Click to expand...
I think Aaron is the "alpha male" in this relationship. He follows the Jack Murphy approach to manhood and believes nothing is more manly than letting another dude stick his testicles inside your wife's ass, or maybe having her lez out with a pillhead while he sodomizes the pillhead's husband. That's why April and Nick both have bruises in the same place, it's how Aaron the Faggot marks his bitches.

Sorry, that was pretty nasty. The Rekieta household should be cleansed from the Earth with fire and brimstone.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom