📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Procrastinhater]

This is some serial killer shit.

Clocks Cocks by Gein.

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i get gendered female irl like 90-95% of the time, i get frequently hit on, and in boymode people began thinking im a lot younger and commenting on how soft my features are. i think the difference is due to facial expression (im stone faced in one pic and smiling in the other) + weight loss more than anything else??

but now somebody said that about my jawline (and somebody else said hrt hasnt done anything to me) im spiralling hard and thinking people are being nice to me out of pity ._. i have the pic up still on my profile but im now hyper scrutinising my face, i liked that pic too i know i have a sharp jawline and square chin but ive been told there are lots of cis women with similar features idk what to believe anymore

Well I mean if you get gendered female irl 90-95% of the time im sure it can't possibly be that bad, what's that? You're all wondering what this True and Honest female might look like? Very feminine of course, how else would she be gendered female 90-95% of the time irl?

Spoiler: Face reveal

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Fucking lol he looks like Ben Afflecks slightly more dorky and less sucessful brother Casey.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

They confuse social gendering with not-being-clocked. People will call a man a woman for the same reason you don't get in an argument with the guy on the street who thinks God talks to him and prominent people are being replaced by shapeshifters. Or, in a professional environment, because HR ladies will make your life hell if you don't. A few people might call men women because they're true believers and they can't define the word woman. But all of them clock you, all the time.

A few pages back one of these retards had a rare moment of clarity when he reflected on some encounter with a child dressed as something ( princess, dragon, spiderman I don't remember exactly ) and how he and other people would play pretend to humor the kid.

Yes mentally ill person, that's exactly what everyone else does when they pretend they can't tell that you're actually a man. Except it's cute when you're dealing with a 5 year old who has an invisible dog for a pet, significantly less so when dealing with a mentally ill self inflicted eunuch abomination.

Clocks Cocks by Gein.

Fucking lol he looks like Ben Afflecks slightly more dorky and less sucessful brother Casey.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

That large size must be the size of an arm. How in the world can it be comfortable to shove that in your pants?

It's funny there's balls there. I wish I didn't have to have balls, they get in the way a lot and require shifting around throughout the day. Thank fuck I'm not Long Ball Larry!

Those stupid fucking packers seem like the worst of both worlds, you have a fake dick that will be uncomfortable but it's even worse because it'll shift around even more than a real dick and balls would. Also unless there's something holding it down, how would you ever wear that with boxers without it falling out?

I bet they're also buying special underwear to accommodate this nonsense. If the lack of dick and balls is dysphoric, then how is buying special underwear and a fake dick not also dysphoric? Pooner logic...

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

It somehow managed to be worse than I imagined. They may as well just walk around wearing a jock strap and athletic cup. It's more subtle, easier to keep in place, and will protect their snatch from impacts.*

*careful, doods. this device isn't actually designed to protect you from impacts. vag armor is shaped differently for obvious reasons.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Every oboist I've ever known has been a girly girl. As for the dorkiest woodwind/brass instrument, I'm torn between the French horn and the flugelhorn...

Who am I kidding, it's definitely the flugelhorn.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FExBwfQHXlE
(If you're looking for band pooners I suggest you start your search in the percussion section.)

Spoiler: Marching Band Sperg

Nobody plays the oboe in marching band. It wouldn’t be loud enough, you’d be paying a fortune for reed replacements, and you’d probably stab the shit out of your own mouth. Oboists in concert season usually play clarinet or flute in marching season. There are usually only one or two oboists at the most because they are more difficult to keep in tune with one another, so they aren’t going to be your herd-traveling pooner type that needs to travel in a pack of other girls.

The french horn is also a concert-season-only instrument. During marching season, the mellophone is used as its replacement.

Colorguard and pit are for faggots, both male and female. Pit especially because they don’t march or move at all, so all the fatties can stand around brushing Cheeto dust off the marimba while everyone else runs laps with heavy wood or metal objects. Colorguard is for the fat or ugly girls that didn’t make it on the cheer squad (or were too ugly and cringe to even try). Drumline is for cute boys who grow up and join the National Guard, with the occasional butch lesbian who gets the littlest bass drum.

There is less fucking than you’d expect. BaCk iN mY dAy there was the sub-clique of faggoty losers that the larger group of band kids ostracized for being too strange. They all fooled around with each other and at least a few of them have subsequently trooned out. They’re the cringey kind of people that most everyone pictures when they think of high school band kids. When in reality, the majority of us grow up and you’d never know unless someone mentions marching band on the internet in our presence.

Those packers hanging in the background of that video look like salted fish hanging outside to dry. The medium one is already huge enough for a penis “at rest”. I can completely understand why neighborhood children started screaming when the local pooner walked past with the equivalent of a 15’ garden hose stuffed down the front of her jeans.

 

[Geraldine]

Those stupid fucking packers seem like the worst of both worlds,

Worst of both world says it best.
Worst of both worlds is the lifestyle signature of every permutation of trans.

Loads of black trannies, but never a black pooner.

Of course there are a few, but one major white pooner delusion does not apply.
Nobody thinks black men have it easy.

 

[glue eater]

I cut off my balls and now I can't have sex?? Make it make sense Reddit.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

my cosmetologist friend has Nioxin they can give me but the bottle says “don’t use if you’re a woman”

Wait. Whut? That's big news for the millions of women around the world who use it. Kek.

I think she means Rogaine/minoxidil formulated for men.

could this cause issues from being AFAB?

Don't worry about that Dood. That assigned female and fronthole stuff doesn't mean anything important.

 

[Poonocchio]

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I cut off my balls and now I can't have sex?? Make it make sense Reddit.

Is this a Poe?

 

[Battery Low]

marching band sperg

Reading an anthropological deep dive on American school marching bands in a thread about trannies is literally the sort of shit I come to the Farms for

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

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I cut off my balls and now I can't have sex?? Make it make sense Reddit.

Unfortunately for him, he was one of those coomers that castration works on. It often doesn't. I'm curious actually how common this sort of realization is versus how many keep going once the OCD takes over.

 

[Geraldine]

The correct method of not passing.
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As I interpret it
He stopped trying to look like a teen slut in "barely legal" porn and significantly reduced being laughed at.

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But here's a situation where that advice is not good enough.
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Remember the one from yesterday who wanted to stop looking creepy?

Another one of those almost gets it guys.
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No comments yet, but I will check later.

Update:

Thought better of it even before anyone chimed in.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

41 year old decides being a tranny is more important than 20 year marriage and 4 children.

Ah yes, being confronted with his sexual deviancy by the mother of his 4 children elicited sexual arousal, perfectly normal.

Oh my: diagnosis gooner

Spoiler: Diagnosis confirmed

I’m a married man(40). My wife and I have been together for 20 years and have 4 kids.

I’ve always had fantasies around being a woman. Transformation erotica has always been my jam. I’ve also always had a thing for things in my bum. It’s a cycle. I’ll buy things and enjoy it, then feel disgusting and throw it all away. Has happened a dozen times.

My wife is just not into anything that helps me scratch this itch. Maybe 20 years ago, she’d touch my bum but TBH, we have duty sex 1x a month (but frequently go months without any sex) and It’s 100% to her satisfaction. 95% of the time, I don’t orgasm and have to excuse myself to finish after she’s done.

Recently, I told myself that if I needed to take care of myself, I’m going to take care of myself! I expanded my toy collection and added some more attire that makes me feel good.

I thought I’ve done a hell of a job hiding my toys, panties and fantasy’s but apparently that was also a fantasy.

My wife found my HISMITH and collection of fun sticks…. And confronted me. Apparently this isn’t the first time she’s found my stash and wants to know if I’m gay. She’s very upset because she feels like Ive been dishonest with her.

I love my wife and I love my family. I don’t want to lose them but I’ve spent 25+ years hating myself for what makes me feel sexy. I suspect it’s behind a host of issues I have including a developing alcohol dependency.

I dont think i’m gay. I just wish I was the girl in the sex scenes. I prefer the female form and often my dreams feature women who happen to also have penises. If my wife could peg me… man that would be the sauce!

But, that’s not in the cards. I don’t have any desire to leave her, I love what we have built and our relationship is dam near perfect outside of our mismatched sex drives.

What the hell is happening to me? Why is this a compulsion? How do I stop? Why can’t i can’t stop thinking about being sexy even though it’s putting my marriage and family at risk?!

Imagine being enough of a pornsick faggot to destroy your life and family to this degree.

Oh im sorry, he's not a faggot. He just wants things inside his rectum, he has a machine that inserts a fake penis into his anal cavity, wishes he was the girl in the sex scenes, his dreams feature women who also happen to have penises and he wants his wife to fuck him in the ass. You may not like it but this is what peak non-gay looks like.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I bet they're also buying special underwear to accommodate this nonsense. If the lack of dick and balls is dysphoric, then how is buying special underwear and a fake dick not also dysphoric? Pooner logic...

The same way that people will claim a big ass chunk of quartz is healing them with moon rays, ie. magical thinking. Having taken action and giving them a sensation to focus on allows them to move away from the fixation. If they had more clarity it would allow them to realize that it's not the penis that is helping, and that it won't necessarily keep working if they don't realize that ultimately it is their mind and their thoughts to control.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/depression/comments/1cgafus https://archive.is/pkIBu
A few samples from the comments:

I really liked this absolute banger of a reply:

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I dont think i’m gay. I just wish I was the girl in the sex scenes. I prefer the female form and often my dreams feature women who happen to also have penises. If my wife could peg me… man that would be the sauce!

I do wonder about this though, it brings to mind the thing people mentioned about Chris Chan when his sex tapes leaked (over a decade ago now, I feel old knowing I was learning of that stuff in real time), being that he would mimic the female positions in the porn he watched with his fuck dolls. It doesn't seem like Chris was or is attracted to masculinity or masculine features, but unquestioningly his experience of attraction to women took a very abnormal path, though one that seems to reoccur often in men. Brings again to mind the question of autism and all the host of symptoms like prosopagnosia, disordered mental self-image, etc. It seems like almost a focus on the visual stimulus of the female form distorts their own mental self-image. It's like a different kind of faggotry, coming from a different place, because it still ends with them fantasizing about being fucked, just as an extension of the desire to be a woman.

 

[Evilronald]

The reason trannies aren’t “passing” is clearly the clothes and not because they’re a man with obvious male features. They’re buying stuff from hot topic… totally not a fetish.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

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The reason trannies aren’t “passing” is clearly the clothes and not because they’re a man with obvious male features. They’re buying stuff from hot topic… totally not a fetish.

The last response links to "this person" which refers to this:

https://imgur.com/a/5b7kWIN

And the post which said "yeah don't look like a fat balding guy in a pink frilly dress" has -11 votes:

Responses are gold. "She was wearing a pretty normal dress!"

 

[stupid frog]

This is the greatest exchange I have ever seen on Reddit:
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I'm not sure if that last question is being asked sarcastically or in that annoying Tumblr asking-a-question-but-it's-really-a-statement kind of way(?) but it is a masterpiece, either way.

It's 100% the tumblr thing. Change ? to a !

"We're both boys so it's gay!"

Whatever, dumb bitch "faggot".

 

[Procrastinhater]

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I cut off my balls and now I can't have sex?? Make it make sense Reddit.

It will never cease to be hilarious to me to see AGP's freaking out at the lack of sex drive after they castrate themselves.
Its bitterly funny.
They chase their foul fetish so far down the rabbit hole they cut their own junk off and then its all surpised pikachu that the thing that was making them such a deranged coomer is gone.
No wonder so many get suicidal.

Is this a Poe?

Thats the best thing, it seriously should be because how could anyone be so fucking retarded, but some of these freaks are just that retarded.