🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%
  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%
  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%
  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%

  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
The carpet is so filthy. Austin needs to leave the house for a while so his mom can do a little cleaning. Also note the plate under the desk
dirty room.mp4

The rats have migrated from his chat to his house
rats.mp4
Look at how filthy everything is EXCEPT the trash can which appears to be pristine, like it was put there and never touched again
 
Trapper needs to up his game if rats are roaming the house.

Wait! TRAPPER is an anagram of RAT PERP.

It's an inside job, dudes!
Trapper goes to Atlantic City with his ratbros every other weekend. Last week, he wore a pair of Bossman's Yeezys and tried to get the Blackjack dealer to give him better cards by showing some leg.
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whats going on here?
scuffed is another gamble streamer who also smokes crack btw (or meth, not sure which)
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the crack messages were shortly deleted of course

He had a few of pretty good streams a few days ago, he has deleted the vods but they have been archived:

He even got called out on X/Twitter for shit he said during them, one of the clips got over 145k views.
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https://twitter.com/clippedszn/status/1783155653151735915
 
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I’ve been getting more into Bossman watching recently, and I’ve noticed that he seems to occasionally do gaming streams (Runescape, CS:GO, etc.). Are these streams worth watching for any funny moments or are they going to be boring? If they are fun to watch which games bring out the most lols?
 
I’ve been getting more into Bossman watching recently, and I’ve noticed that he seems to occasionally do gaming streams (Runescape, CS:GO, etc.). Are these streams worth watching for any funny moments or are they going to be boring? If they are fun to watch which games bring out the most lols?
Runescape streams are usually the most boring, occasionally a rat will fuck with him or he will hate his life after jagex scams him. CS is usually good since he sucks and ragequits most games.
 
Somebody should rewrite The Rats in the Wall by Lovecraft to be about Austin.
The Dreams in the Rat-House, the mysterious interdimensional geometry of Brown Jenkin explains how Bossman can accidentally go all-in when he totally didn't mean to over and over again
 
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Hhahahah who cares about this shit ass forum? keep crying its funny to me how pathetic you are, maybe touch some grass? oh wait you cant because you are in a wheelchair jerking off to bossmanjack, good luck with your shitty ass life, ps. ''>'' this doesn't work here, try again
>calls me out for clogging up the thread
>procees to clog up the thread even more
>keeps clogging up the thread even no one asked
>doesn't even realiaze it
>thinks he is smart
>doesnt understand the double standard

well played!
1000$ x4 reloads per day and he is still in need for juicers, this is incredibly -snip-
Thanks for actually contributing for once, retard.
 
1000$ x4 reloads per day and he is still in need for juicers, this is incredibly

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If you just gave BMJ a lump sum of 1 million dollars, do you think he would lose it faster or slower than he would his daily sponsorship money and reloads? Or does it remain a constant rate no matter how much money you give him? There has to be some official research behind this.
 
If you just gave BMJ a lump sum of 1 million dollars, do you think he would lose it faster or slower than he would his daily sponsorship money and reloads? Or does it remain a constant rate no matter how much money you give him? There has to be some official research behind this.
I don't know man. Have you ever seen a million dollar bet made on a coinflip?
 
If you just gave BMJ a lump sum of 1 million dollars, do you think he would lose it faster or slower than he would his daily sponsorship money and reloads? Or does it remain a constant rate no matter how much money you give him? There has to be some official research behind this.
If you had $1m why wouldn't you make it $1.98m? Easy clap.
 
If you had $1m why wouldn't you make it $1.98m? Easy clap.
If someone were to run this experiment you probably wouldn't even need to tell him to only use the money for Gamba. Gamba is second nature to him at this point.
 
If someone were to run this experiment you probably wouldn't even need to tell him to only use the money for Gamba. Gamba is second nature to him at this point.
Austin just sees money as a number that you can make bigger through gamba. Kind of like how politicians only see the economy as numbers on a graph that need to go up.
 
The rats have migrated from his chat to his house

"RATS could be here" he thought, "I've never streamed on this platform before, there could be RATS anywhere." The stale air of his room felt clamy against his filthy T-shirt. "I hate RATS" he thought. Lose Yourself reverberated throughout his entire room, making it pulsate even as the low grade crack circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of rodents in chat. "With a Stake sponsorship, you can gamba anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
 
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