💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Mr.Bucket]

We doing speeding stories?
I've never had a ticket but I got damn close once. I was heading home from school in a beatup 1988 oldsmobile going like 80 in a 55 construction zone. It was during a time where like 20 miles of this freeway was marked as a construction zone even though they weren't doing anything to 95% of it and they weren't doing anything to it at all that day. Being a dumbass kid I was sitting firmly in the left lane despite there being extremely light traffic. A cop pulled up behind me and rode my ass. Again, being a dumb kid I just thought he was tailgating me to go faster, not measuring my speed.
He flashed his lights and siren and I damn near went off the shoulder. He pulled up alongside me and flashed 55 on his hands and drove off, staying dead on 55 on the left lane the entire time. The pucker factor was real.
He probably saw a dumb kid in a beatup old car on a mostly empty freeway and figured I wasn't worth the effort to write up, which was fine with me. I learned my lesson.
And another time my mother was headed up to pick me up from school and she was busted for going 45 in a 35 down a road that was just recently slowed down to 35. She actually got a ticket for that.

 

[AltisticRight]

how much was the speeding ticket? I've never gotten one myself, but in most cases wouldn't it just be cheaper to pay it instead of hiring a lawyer? granted, if your license was at risk i assume it must've been pretty bad.

He stated "keep my license" so it appears that driving was a vital part of his job.
In that case, a lawyer would be worth it.
Or even better, don't go 30 miles over the speed limit (unless there's a good reason like someone being in labour or rushing a patient to the hospital).

 

[Sharpeteer]

This look to a trannie to anyone else. I could be wrong. It might just be a really ugly woman.

Normally my advice these days is check for the Adams apple, but we can't see it here. Shit.

She(?) looks like she orders wine in fancy looking bottles for just her(?)self, so this would be a perfect viewer for Nick. Her teeth look really disgusting.

I get super normie vibes looking at those two viewers you showcased. I know some people have said that his older fanbase when he was good were spergy and stuff, but man, this is so completely different from who all was there before.

....but they're both power bottoms. How do the mechanics of that work? Do they go ass to ass on one of those long jelly double dildos?

I laughed reading this. Thanks.

Maybe a Balldo related infection

It literally looks like a testicular torture device. The whole process of using the Balldo looks so uncomfortable and painful. Why the fuck would anyone choose to use this instead of their penis unless it didn't work?

Perma whisky dick Nick.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Some assholes are still gonna come up on you doing 95

ROOKIE. NUMBERS.

FWIW, 40 over is where shit gets real in terms of legal troubles, iirc. At least in one of the states I've lived; that's automatic impound and go to jail kind of territory.

Friendly reminder to all of the slow fag farmers: The left lane is not the fast lane. It's the passing lane. If Someone is coming up fast behind you, you GTFO of that lane, let them pass, and then you may rejoin the lane if you're still passing people. If someone is behind you with the left turn signal on, it means GTFO as well. Learn some etiquette.

Nick Tax: While we're, kind of, on the subject of cars. His car situation is SO WIERD and FUNNY. It's just another facet in his life where he seems to know little, show little actual enthusiasm beyond "I have X, it cost Y". Is whiskey the only thing he has knowledge on? Does he even have knowledge with that?

 

[Stupor Mario]

ROOKIE. NUMBERS.

FWIW, 40 over is where shit gets real in terms of legal troubles, iirc. At least in one of the states I've lived; that's automatic impound and go to jail kind of territory.

Friendly reminder to all of the slow fag farmers: The left lane is not the fast lane. It's the passing lane. If Someone is coming up fast behind you, you GTFO of that lane, let them pass, and then you may rejoin the lane if you're still passing people. If someone is behind you with the left turn signal on, it means GTFO as well. Learn some etiquette.

Nick Tax: While we're, kind of, on the subject of cars. His car situation is SO WIERD and FUNNY. It's just another facet in his life where he seems to know little, show little actual enthusiasm beyond "I have X, it cost Y". Is whiskey the only thing he has knowledge on? Does he even have knowledge with that?

40 over is where things get that bad? Where I'm at 20 over the speed limit means do not pass go, go directly to jail.

When I was in my early 20's, I got nailed at night in what I thought was a stretch of the highway, but what actually turned out to be a 45 mph zone. I was just shy of 20 over the speed limit, which would have been a game over scenario. Went to court and got hustled through an assembly line kind of procedure where some court advisor tells a whole mass of people to all plead guilty for a lesser offense on your record and less points. I think I got 6 points on my driving record, was hit with a failure to follow a traffic signal, but still had to pay the full penalty fee... because all the government really wants is your sweet, sweet revenue.

 

[KittyLoaf]

how much was the speeding ticket? I've never gotten one myself, but in most cases wouldn't it just be cheaper to pay it instead of hiring a lawyer? granted, if your license was at risk i assume it must've been pretty bad.

I was facing possible license suspension and/or something north of $1000. I was going 30+ over the speed limit (reckless driving?). The lawyer cost me ~$250, the driving class was around ~$50.

Also, this was in a state I was vacationing in and I had to appear in court or have a lawyer represent me.

The choice was kind of obvious.

This happened over a decade ago. I've gotten much more reasonable with my speeding and I've avoided getting a ticket since.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

So Kayla is pilled up and functionally useless all day, Nick has to keep "checking up on her", and Star Trek seems to be "her stories." Is she turning into a 90 year old woman now? Why is this woman the way she is? I understand accepting your husband is a gay swinger must be hard, but does it have to turn you into this? Goblin.

Kayla/Lady Rackets has be a perennial topic ITT. Opinions are divided (or were last rime the topic cropped up) with some more sympathetic to her as a 'trapped woman' and others more critical as a 'gold-digging opportunist slut'.

At first I felt sorry for her. But when she started appearing as gaunt as Nick does and participated in the much talked about swinging hot tub with the Steel Balldo Morning Show, I figured she was in on it too.

I won’t begrudge her for being on pills for mental health issues like a lot of farmers, but it’s obvious she’s on some other illicit gear like Nick is.

"Oh gosh gee wiz why did she get a lawyer instead of just obeying the law hur dur?" -Kiwi Farms

Fuck the speed limit and fuck the po-lice. Speeding tickets are handed out to fund law enforcement and the cops have quotas to fill each month as a non-tax revenue stream. Fuck 'em.

No one is saying “obey the law”. People are querying why you would want a lawyer, especially a non practicing lolyer for a small traffic infringement.

 

[AnOminous]

I won’t begrudge her for being on pills for mental health issues like a lot of farmers, but it’s obvious she’s on some other illicit gear like Nick is.

Remember when Nick was wandering around a hotel naked on acid, Kayla was so zonked out of her mind she couldn't be woken up to open the door. Sounds like she does more than sleep with Prince Valium.

 

[Trianon]

how much was the speeding ticket? I've never gotten one myself, but in most cases wouldn't it just be cheaper to pay it instead of hiring a lawyer? granted, if your license was at risk i assume it must've been pretty bad.

It's usually a good idea to appear in court if it's a repeat offense or something that automatically goes on your driving record. That can affect your insurance but can also put you in a one-more-strike territory that you can avoid if you ask the judge to let you take driving school to expunge it or something. I did that but still had to eat high premiums for about a year. A lawyer might be worth it to avoid being auto-downgraded by your insurer for getting too many tickets within a certain window.

 

[ChromaQuack]

No one is saying “obey the law”. People are querying why you would want a lawyer, especially a non practicing lolyer for a small traffic infringement.

You're obviously supposed to hire an out-of-state superlawyer, the Randazza of speeding tickets and pay 25 times the fine just to avoid having a single red cent go to the government.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Nick Rekieta seems to me like he is aging like a Jack O'Lantern. If anything the bizzare marks and some of the stupid expressions he makes these days resemble something silly you would carve into a pumpkin. Him legally representing the man he is sleeping with and his bimbo wife is rich all things considered. The first real client he has had in years. If April is driving around his kids now and Rackets has developed that much of a relationship with this couple. Then, yeah there is some super weird shit going on in the Rackets household right now. His abrupt end to the stream has to be related to his zoinked out cluster B wife. Which being married to the likes of Rackets, her being a complete mess is understandable. Being married to a nihilistic wet brained internet clown would break anyone's spirit. Especially if set spouse has made your entire life a complete and utter spectacle. Rackets if he didn't come from trust fund money would of been in the gutter. Seeing how fast those Bingo cards are getting filled up at this rate I would be surprised he makes it to even finish out the year. Never wear the balldo, not even once.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I hope Nick tries to "Randazza" the speeding ticket and get Montana's 80mph speed limits imported to Minnesota, or to the Imholtes' car specifically.
"You see, driving is public participation and so this speeding ticket is like a SLAPP..."

 

[polar bear]

Speaking solely for myself I am in fact jealous of Nick. When I get drunk, it’s usually with a few friends, not broadcast over the internet to thousands. If I’m feeling shitty and depressed and melting down a little, only my wife is there to know about, and sometimes not even her.

You jest, but can you actually imagine putting yourself in a situation where it is expected that in case you're sick, or have personal issues, and can't come to work - you have to announce it to thousands of people, and accept that they will all scrutinize you?
Or that, if your performance drops, thousands of people are going to be analyzing why did it happen, what changes do you need to make, and they all contradict each other and the ones who actually pay you are an exceptionally small and unpopular group?

I always found it a bit insane that people willingly want to become famous, and to make their career based purely on whether they can manipulate other people into liking them. Sometimes it's the only way out of poordom I suppose - particularly if you don't have any skills other than fooling people.
But Nick could have lived a quietly wealthy life. There is absolutely nothing better than being silently wealthy - never having to worry about the bills, but also never having to worry about "looking" rich and fitting the rich people standards. He could've actually afforded to be completely free, live on a self-sustainable farm, completely immune to other people's wishes and demands.
I will never understand why did he threw away such a rare opportunity.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I always found it a bit insane that people willingly want to become famous, and to make their career based purely on whether they can manipulate other people into liking them. Sometimes it's the only way out of poordom I suppose - particularly if you don't have any skills other than fooling people.
But Nick could have lived a quietly wealthy life. There is absolutely nothing better than being silently wealthy - never having to worry about the bills, but also never having to worry about "looking" rich and fitting the rich people standards. He could've actually afforded to be completely free, live on a self-sustainable farm, completely immune to other people's wishes and demands.
I will never understand why did he threw away such a rare opportunity.

Nick is a narcissist. He never would want that sort of thing. He's absolutely the sort who shows off his status as a rich person as part of their ego. Hell, even his five kids were part of the image he wanted to show us--Balldoman loved the idea of everyone thinking he was based chad dad living the trad lifestyle in a giant house with a devoted wife. He probably hates the Scandinavian prudes at church because one of the things they pointed out was that he needed to tone down his prideful ego.

I think if he weren't broadcasting his life 24/7, he wouldn't be meeting weirdos who tell him his secret fantasies of being a gay interracial cuck are fun and underwear parties aren't just something you do at college but cool things you can do all the time at Gay 90s. Maybe he'd just be listening to Dick Show and not actually be hanging out with Juju the Cow all the time absorbing all the "advice" Juju tells him. Not drinking a bottle of whiskey a day while snorting adderall or cocaine or whatever did wonders for productivity and his mindset. I maintain Nick was always a disgusting person inside and his family knew it, but he was a lot more capable of hiding it.

 

[daffodils]

The Steel Toe guy is talking about Nick a lot, especially around the weekends. You can search Youtube transcripts for "Nick", "Rackets", or "Rada" (how Youtube AI hears "Rekieta"). I haven't found anything exciting so far, but what is there suggests the two families spend virtually every weekend together. Other things I heard in passing: claims him and Nick's wife bonded over the Kino Casino clip of the hot tub stream; is annoyed that his Youtube recommendations are now full of "Nick Rekieta is a piece of shit" clips; trains for amateur boxing and says he has challenged one of his detractors (Melton) to a fight; is 6'4" and currently on a diet; thinks that too many Christians pick and choose what they believe (Careful there, buddy, don't endanger your bromance).

Then there's a bit where they claim to have slept over in Nick's streaming room, which is probably why Nick sometimes can't go there. They also bring their children to the Rekieta house, explaining those comments about having two families live there.

Seems like Nick finally found a guy who can truly understand him, another annoying boomer streamer with a bunch of children, a failing channel, and a small army of detractors.

 

[Swole McPole]

This Steel Toe faggot is 100x worse than Coomalot. WTF how is this possible?

Variety is the spice of a faggot's life.

Normally my advice these days is check for the Adams apple, but we can't see it here. Shit.

Historically, that was always my advice as well, but these days they have procedures that involve shaving down the Adams apple so it isn't the dead give away that it used to be.

So we're thrown back on relying on the hands and feet and praying that it isn't a man who was born with little girl hands.

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

The Steel Toe guy is talking about Nick a lot, especially around the weekends. You can search Youtube transcripts for "Nick", "Rackets", or "Rada" (how Youtube AI hears "Rekieta"). I haven't found anything exciting so far, but what is there suggests the two families spend virtually every weekend together. Other things I heard in passing: claims him and Nick's wife bonded over the Kino Casino clip of the hot tub stream; is annoyed that his Youtube recommendations are now full of "Nick Rekieta is a piece of shit" clips; trains for amateur boxing and says he has challenged one of his detractors (Melton) to a fight; is 6'4" and currently on a diet; thinks that too many Christians pick and choose what they believe (Careful there, buddy, don't endanger your bromance).

Then there's a bit where they claim to have slept over in Nick's streaming room, which is probably why Nick sometimes can't go there. They also bring their children to the Rekieta house, explaining those comments about having two families live there.

Seems like Nick finally found a guy who can truly understand him, another annoying boomer streamer with a bunch of children, a failing channel, and a small army of detractors.

The Imholtes spent Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday there 2 weeks ago. Did all their shows from there. Nick is off camera most of the time and she stares at him lustful. It's the Monday morning show where Nick licks Aaron. She says nick looks like and Abercrombie model and his shorts are not short enough.

 

[Maude Snew]

Im imagining nick putting on his old "lawyer" suit to go to court. Only for it to be to big and ill fitting due to all the weight and muscle tone he's lost

If the suit don't fit you must acquit!

 

[Harm]

I'm trying to come up with a joke about her hiring Nick to do it pro-bono and Nick boning the husband, but can't quite put it together just yet

I think I got it: She walks in on Nick fucking her husband and exclaims "I asked for pro-bono, not pro-homo!" and then they all commit ritualistic suicide.

 

[Anticipointment]

I think if he weren't broadcasting his life 24/7, he wouldn't be meeting weirdos who tell him his secret fantasies of being a gay interracial cuck are fun and underwear parties aren't just something you do at college but cool things you can do all the time at Gay 90s.

Nick made a mistake branding himself the lawpope. He likes to “hear people’s stories”, what he should have been is the law priest, so he could hear secret sex fantasy confessions & all the depraved things people do.