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toilet_rainbow said:
Blatant disinformation about how cross sex hormones affect people, brought to you by Tumblrinos and a doctor that is certainly a tranny too if this conversation actually happened

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Life becomes much easier when you take anything posted on most social media as heavily embellished creative writing to self soothe. OP is typical 'creative type' I'm not like other people, but like everyone on tumblr and it's slowly killing me inside that I'm not as special as I though so I collect identities in an attempt to re-cultivate that specialness, He/Him, parroting the talking points.

I doubt any doctor would ever do this because those forms are basically contracts? If you went through and changed things willy nilly because you felt like it or thought you knew better on a contract, that'd likely render it void and opens you up to much larger legal liability. It was probably that a doctor just monotonely reading it out to them, signing off they understood what was said, and they got scared so invented this scenario and posted it to their tumblr for the validation and soothing of their fear.
 
FrancineCansMcGee said:
It's maximally informed consent when you have someone sign a form at the same time as telling them the stuff on it isn't true.
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Yeah. This didn’t happen. No doctor would willingly cross stuff off like that, even the worst butchers or worst activist types don’t like getting sued. It didn’t happen.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Blatant disinformation about how cross sex hormones affect people, brought to you by Tumblrinos and a doctor that is certainly a tranny too if this conversation actually happened
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Cool story troonbro. Needs more dragons.
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Yeah that never happened.
A fucking doctor crossing out shit on a legal consent form and telling the patient "don't worry, this is wrong just sign it"
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Thats just like holding the door open for the lawsuit when the deranged troon decides they don't like the side effects.
 
Kids say the darnedest things:
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r/ftm

•Posted by u/averkitpy
Demiboy | they/he

“Friend” turned out to be a piece of shit​

So yesterday at lunch I (15) was sitting with my 2 friends (15M) we’ll call him T and (15F) we’ll call her J. I’ve known both for a while now and I’ve noticed that T has a tendency to just make small comments that are homophobic or transphobic in nature. So during lunch I was saying how I’d hate to live as a girl and T said “for someone who doesn’t want to be a girl you act like one.” He refused to elaborate further than that. When I didn’t understand what he was talking about he said “you’re stupid like one too!” So now he was being misogynistic as well. I just turned to J in disbelief and was just like what the actual fuck??? Later on the bus I was texting T and he denied ever saying that. During that argument while texting him, he said “transgenders” and when I corrected him he obviously didn’t like that and asked what he should call someone who’s transgender and listed shit like “malformation, damaged person, and creature.” I’m so fucking done with this dude. I don’t know if I should wait until he starts this shit again to completely cut him off, or if I should just do it now and avoid him in school. We don’t have any classes together so it shouldn’t be too hard.
 
Cats (and @Cats) are inherently good judges of character:
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transphobic cats?Advice (self.trans)
submitted 1 hour ago by ElliottAster
Today my transgender friend (ftm) came over, hes about 8 months on T and my cats hate him? Does testosterone make cats hate you? They are hissing and growling and normally they are the sweetest little babies ever! I don't know whats happening! What should i do when i inevitably go on T too?


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I was just invited to a boys-only party! self.ftm
Submitted 1 hour ago by KristopherTheKrazy
I'm pre-t and don't really pass, but I'm accepted as a boy in my grade. One of the other guys in my grade is throwing a huge party which is boys-only, and I was invited! Just wanted to share some joy today :)
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Two women transitioned because of yaoi, now one wants to detrans. Of course nobody is calling her a bigot for not wanting to date a lesbian, but God help you if you ask about dumping your spouse who is trooning out.
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MtF girlfriend detransing, told me that they want to be in a gay relationship … confused self.ftm
Submitted 14 hours ago by 420xanz
my girlfriend is detransitioning after 7 yrs of us dating. im a trans guy, consider myself straight i guess, before i transitioned i considered myself a lesbian. i have never dated a man, well, i guess until now.
i dont know how to feel abt it. and im scared, honestly. i am in love with this person a lot and i feel like it wouldn’t make sense to break up. and nothing has changed really.
i just don’t know what my life is going to look like from here on out. i never wanted to date a man and now i’m probably going to end up marrying one and have to tell people for the rest of my life i am?
i don’t really know how to feel at all. and i don’t want to talk to them about it yet because i’m not making anyone feel bad about their identity.
i feel like nothing has changed about them, i just feel weird as fuck because i don’t know if this is something i can do
has anyone else experienced this? being t4t and then the person you’re with detransitioned? how do i even know if i can do this or how i feel about it lol
i think also it probably is making me feel even more confused bc im just now hitting a year on hormones and my body is way different than before… idk, probably before this point i wouldn’t be okay with it at all. but in my head i just feel 100% like a guy now, i look and sound like one and nobody could really take it away from me.
idk if i am gay… like, i guess i am because i’m in love with a gay man now technically but is that really a life i’m allowed to live? not sure if that makes sense. feel conflicted and the fact i don’t want to end the relationship is making me feel even more conflicted. if anyone has any advice at all i really need guidance rn :(
 
Geraldine said:
Talk about unrealistic expectations. Who gets this?
Star entertainers with fan mail maybe? OF girls?

Also I'm wondering what feeling valid means.
I suppose my ignorance proves cis privilege? :lit:
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Trannies have some of the weirdest desires for "gender validation." This dude wants to be constantly sexually harassed online, other troons want to get pregnant and miscarry, and I've literally seen a Tumblr pooner whine about how she wishes there were SRS surgeries that would give her the prostate that she knew she should have.

remiem said:
Life becomes much easier when you take anything posted on most social media as heavily embellished creative writing to self soothe. OP is typical 'creative type' I'm not like other people, but like everyone on tumblr and it's slowly killing me inside that I'm not as special as I though so I collect identities in an attempt to re-cultivate that specialness, He/Him, parroting the talking points.

I doubt any doctor would ever do this because those forms are basically contracts? If you went through and changed things willy nilly because you felt like it or thought you knew better on a contract, that'd likely render it void and opens you up to much larger legal liability. It was probably that a doctor just monotonely reading it out to them, signing off they understood what was said, and they got scared so invented this scenario and posted it to their tumblr for the validation and soothing of their fear.
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Otterly said:
Yeah. This didn’t happen. No doctor would willingly cross stuff off like that, even the worst butchers or worst activist types don’t like getting sued. It didn’t happen.
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Procrastinhater said:
Cool story troonbro. Needs more dragons.
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Yeah that never happened.
A fucking doctor crossing out shit on a legal consent form and telling the patient "don't worry, this is wrong just sign it"
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Thats just like holding the door open for the lawsuit when the deranged troon decides they don't like the side effects.
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I know that at least one pooner cow on this site was groomed by her pooner therapist. I doubt it actually happened like what that OP wrote, though. The consent forms I've had for certain medications or surgeries were also just handed for me to read and ask questions about before signing.

The part that alarmed me was the trannies and the "trans ally" mutual that reblogged it (and in turn made this pop up on my dash) that are taking it at full face value. So many applauding the OP and the doctor for totally performing this ethical medical violation, when they weren't adding their own bullshit anecdotes to add fuel to the fire. Saw exactly one person call bullshit and ask for proof of the crossed out form when I skimmed through the replies. At least Tumblr is totally passé with the zoomers and gen Alpha. Reddit and TikTok, though...
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Butthurt TIM really tried to imply that actual life saving appendectomies are not because he doesn’t like the Cass Review findings confirming transition is not life saving. What a stupid cope (and comparison, even if it’s clearly sarcastic)

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This is a very specifically dumb take, and it's hard to believe that the TRA poster didn't do it on purpose.

There are fewer appendectomies performed these days, because data have been gathered and it's been determined that immediate appendectomy isn't a one-size-fits-all answer. In fact, the efficacy of appendectomy has been studied and debated in public, ever since surgical interventions became routine and (relatively) safe in the early 1900s, and moreso with antibiotic availability.

Doctors freely admit the surgical bias; it's simple and tempting to jump in and just yoink a structure. A lot of appendicitis can resolve with antibiotics and supportive care, and diagnostic tools exist to determine how complicated the case is. You can just take out the patient's appendix, but you want to make sure you're not doing more harm than good.

Advances in imaging, notably CT scans, give surgeons more assessment tools and let them know if the appendix is a ticking time bomb. Advances in understanding the function of the appendix make it apparent that removing it is not without consequences for overall health (as well as known risks like adhesions and ileus). Advances in surgical technology and techniques--e.g. laproscopy--make the surgery itself safer and less of a gamble for the patient, and of course the surgeons publish those techniques instead of keeping it secret, so everyone who chooses an operative approach can share in better outcomes.

So yes, please allow gender medicine to be discussed as freely as appendicitis is! (archive) Nobody tries to get people fired if they argue for a non-operative approach to appendicitis.

20-minute video discussing the same thing:
(ironically, this Science Dude is a handmaiden.)
 
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"man".

(The Lil'est Pooner)

Sidenote, I love how Dr Cass's homely mug looks so much like that wojack transwomen v terfs appearance meme.
On this first ever occasion.
And still-Yeah, and what. Suck it up.
 
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Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
transphobic cats?Advice (self.trans)
submitted 1 hour ago by ElliottAster
Today my transgender friend (ftm) came over, hes about 8 months on T and my cats hate him? Does testosterone make cats hate you? They are hissing and growling and normally they are the sweetest little babies ever! I don't know whats happening! What should i do when i inevitably go on T too?
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Cats know when something ain't quite right. Or smell right, as the case may be. When my #1 cat comes home from the groomer my #2 cat hisses and bats at him for days afterwards because she doesn't recognize him by smell anymore. It's gotta be that, or maybe she's just repulsed by his new smell. (Which is probably a mix of chemicals, fear and despair.)

So once she starts on T, our fine dood there is probably going to wig her cats out by smelling differently. And like a cat back from the groomer's, after a while it'll have notes of chemicals, fear and despair. Have fun wid dat, ElliottAster!
 
Syikeblade said:
Plus I have a theory that flaming gay men aren't liked so decide to troon out.
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You should read about Blanchard’s typology. It’s really very interesting. IIRC, his theory is that HSTSes (who tend to be more feminine, lifetime gays, more likely to be black/brown and have a lower IQ out of interest) subconsciously start to identify as women as a strategy to be with men, since they often come from communities where gayness isn’t OK. I’m sure there’s much more I’ve forgotten—I highly recommend researching it!
 
Peaches the Wonder Cat said:
Two women transitioned because of yaoi, now one wants to detrans. Of course nobody is calling her a bigot for not wanting to date a lesbian, but God help you if you ask about dumping your spouse who is trooning out.
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It’s not two women, it’s a TIM and a TIF, and the TIM is detransitioning. Basically a lesbian has been dating a man in a dress for seven years. In her mind, when she started on T a year ago, this turned the TIM from a transbian into a straight transwoman, and now that she’s a pooner and he’s detransitioning she thinks she is now a gay man dating another gay man. Spoiler: they have just been straight with extra steps for seven years.
 
monstrous bubo said:
It’s not two women, it’s a TIM and a TIF, and the TIM is detransitioning. Basically a lesbian has been dating a man in a dress for seven years. In her mind, when she started on T a year ago, this turned the TIM from a transbian into a straight transwoman, and now that she’s a pooner and he’s detransitioning she thinks she is now a gay man dating another gay man. Spoiler: they have just been straight with extra steps for seven years.
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I must assume that this is a non-binary woman who was dating a troon before fully pooning out. Women generally don't date troons and if they do, they're genderspecials 99% of the time.
 
Premium Gonzo said:
Found this monstrosity lurking in the r/neopets which for those out of the loop is a early 2000's kids web browser game, now populated with mostly middle aged women playing dress up.

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Fun fact about Neopets, it's one of the few games that explicitly disallows trannies to talk over everyone about how special they are.
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Unfortunately, they're not that based because they also have rainbow cult flag backgrounds for your pet these days, because of course they do.
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This is the shit they put in the game when half of it is broken at any given time.
 
AGP said:
I must assume that this is a non-binary woman who was dating a troon before fully pooning out.
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She said she considered herself as a lesbian before the pooning, and a gold star one at that, despite having been with a man in a dress for six years at that point.

Back in the 90s there was a joke about working for five different companies in five years while sitting at the same desk. This is the contemporary equivalent: in her own mind she has had three different sexual orientations while dating the same person.
 
Long-overdue thread tax: brainwashed bisexual cis woman asks the pooner subreddit their thoughts on bottom surgery. Consensus is that chopping off the tits and roiding up is kosher, bottom surgery is more contentious. Link

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/u/ImJustAppleJacks

Title: Question About Trans Men Bottom Surgery Coming From A Cis Woman
Thread flair: SurgeryTalk

Hello everyone! I'm actually not a trans man, but instead a pansexual cis woman (As the title suggests) and something came to mind within the last 24 hours, and that's about the topic of wanting to get bottom surgery. I'm a little nervous to post this because I don't wanna potentially offend anyone but I was wondering if as a trans man, do you feel like you need to get SRS in order to truly feel like a man or are you just comfortable with keeping your vagina?

I ask this question because there is this ftm YouTuber I use to watch that said he was much more comfortable with keeping his vagina as oppose to getting SRS due to potential risks. I also saw this other trans guy on a dating show on YouTube say that because he still has a vagina, potential lovers may become squeamish. This, for me, would absolutely NOT be an issue as I personally find it pretty cool and nothing to be ashamed of.

Keeping your vagina as a trans man is a relatively new concept for me that I find really fascinating since I feel that as a society, we're really misinformed on the transgender community as a whole and I feel we view them in this sort of "One size fits all", monolithic type of way.

Ghost Archive is failing to archive Reddit as of 13APR 21:24 GMT-4, FYI
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