💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
AncientPhosphur said:
So the cuckold marriage couple is using Rekieta for their speeding tickets? And theyre using a nonpracticing lawyer to contest things?
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That's the weird thing. Only April is. Aaron got two tickets in February, and he's already paid them off.

Here's the officer comments from one of the citations.

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WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT...... WHAT'S THAT???????

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velvetelvis said:
For those that want to get up to speed on Steel Toe: Patrick Melton has been doing a show for like 15+ years ripping on cows. He kept it to Las Vegas lunatics and the comedy scene and never really made any waves until a few months ago. Since then, he's zeroed in on the Imholts and just wrecked them. Melton's Nobody Likes Onions is like Pod Awful if it wasn't all fan fiction role play and gayops. NLO hasn't really done too much on Rekeita, but did cover the hot tub stream, and is clued in to the idea that when the Rekeitas are around, the Imholts get up to sus shenanigans.
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Sounds like Melton sucks. I heard him rip on Aaron for how in the other citation it says Aaron told the officer "Okay boss" but I've never heard him mention this:

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Sharpeteer said:
Finally finished this last night. I hope you all enjoy my efforts. :drink:

Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes
A Kiwi Farms Music Video

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This is magic. I had forgotten how AWESOME a tune “Sword of the Highlands” is, and now I get to listen to Manowar while laughing at Balldo all at once. A+, fren.

Balldo's Gate said:
leavingshow.mp4

From this post:


EDIT: The stream where April left the show is here:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y4ZcymbFpSw
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What an absolute knobgobbler. Amhole and Nick deserve each other. They’re obviously two homosexuals who despise their wives, their children, and God. April and Kayla may not be saints, but holy moly. Look at what they’re saddled with. This whole thread the past week has been one big cry for help.

Also, why was Nick wandering around naked in a towel at a hotel? (Rhetorical question, it’s because he’s a fag being a fag, doing fag things.)
 
potatoflopper said:
This is the best i could get it. The character creator isnt that in depth. But i did make sure to get the random face bruise ((probubly didnt show up in the pic)) and tatoos lol
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Oh I can see it. That looks great!

Perfectly understandable that it can't be made more gay. The developers probably couldn't fathom that there could be someone as gay as Nick Rekieta.

Looks like Nick's Janny is quite the opportunist.
 
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Playboard isn't showing the stream. I skimmed the yt video and he got no superchats so technically it's a $0 stream for those who are playing the bingo. Muted user was posting links.
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Total Rumbles: $ 0
Rumble Count: 0
Peak Viewers: 1133
Peaked time: 2024-04-12 23:50:18.114013221 -0500 CDT m=+8170.532308647
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Chat Messages: 749 ( 199 unique users )
Muted: 1
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamID: 279791792
Start: 2024-04-12 21:53:10.18142241 -0500 CDT m=+1142.599717831
End: 2024-04-13 00:26:16.916798177 -0500 CDT m=+10329.335093688
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v4p6435-a-lawsui...-pregnancy-megan-fox-helps-me-understand.html
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Howling Janny Dog said:
nah man, it's smart because that incel prude @elb can't have any material to clip out of context. Enjoy your evening stalker clippers.
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1 min 37 sec stream, still clipped "out of context".

Potatoherder said:
Playboard isn't showing the stream. I skimmed the yt video and he got no superchats so technically it's a $0 stream for those who are playing the bingo. Muted user was posting links.
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While technically true, seems like it breaks the spirit of bingo.
 
Chibitzen said:
Kudos to the work involved. There has to be a Part 2 to this eventually, surely. It's too brilliant. Well done, Farmer.
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I have a potential sequel in mind, but I need a break first - that video from start to finish took 3 weeks to make. Now granted, a lot of that time was me fumbling around learning how to use DaVinci Resolve to the point where I was comfortable with it, but still.

I really don't want to quote all the different posts from today, but thanks all for the nice words. I put all the 'tism I had into that shitpost, and to see it get such remarks not just on here, but on Elissa's YouTube comments too. Appreciated frens. :feels:
 
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I can exclusively reveal the reason for the cancellation, forty-five minutes after the show was scheduled to begin.

Lady Gollum has officially has officially run out of Star Trek to watch. I’m sorry to have to be the one who breaks this news.
 
solidus said:
I can exclusively reveal the reason for the cancellation, forty-five minutes after the show was scheduled to begin.

Lady Gollum has officially has officially run out of Star Trek to watch. I’m sorry to have to be the one who breaks this news.
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It's fine. There's another long-ass space opera series she can pick up now. I believe it's a parody of Spaceballs but much gayer.
 
Balldo'a Gate said:
Aaron's wife (who Rekieta also partied with in the hot tub) April Imholte got a speeding ticket ... [April Imholte] is being represented by Nick Rekieta..
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I always look forward to reading your posts fren. They are insightful, original, and entertaining.

Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Showing up this late, just to cancel on stream, still played the intro and outro. Fucking wild. The way he can't even "meet" the audience's gaze.
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I continue to believe that these 'narcolepsy' drugs Nick's been prescribed are a big part of the accelerated crackhead program.

I genuinely think he's tweaking in addition to the alcohol. It explains the escalating totally bizarre and increasingly unreliable behavior.

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Look at that vein on his temple!


Oh lastly his voice sounds very coarse and dehydrated. (From not sleeping?)

When Nick was named lolcow of the year, a few people were upset that more deserving (and better producing) cows should have gotten the award.

Well, Nick Rekieta continues to deliver!
 
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