💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[TexOffender]

Finally finished this last night. I hope you all enjoy my efforts.

Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes
A Kiwi Farms Music Video

Sir Balldolot and The Kiwinavian Prudes 720p.mp4

Lol, thanks for sticking me in there brotha.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

An audiovisual musical masterpiece

Bravo! Absolutely perfect for Tuesday's MATI during the Rekieta segment @Null please include it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

NICK REKIETA CONFIRMED TO BE A PRACTICING ATTORNEY!!!!!!!

April Imholte got a speeding ticket in January for going 39mph in a 30mph zone that she is contesting. According to the citation, she was actually traveling at 46mph.



She is being represented in the case by an attorney named Nicholas Robert Rekieta. The most recent item is the notice mailed to Rekieta being returned as undeliverable to the clerk.





Aaron got 2 speeding tickets 2 days apart in February. He was ticketed for going 45 in a 30 in February 17 and on February 19 he was ticketed for going 80 in a 65. He paid them both off.

April Imholte, who was or would become Nick Rekieta's client, left the Steel Toe Morning Show in tears on February 8th, 2024.

Nick Rekieta skipped his usual post-stream Locals stream for his February 8th stream.

Rekieta posted a cancellation notice at around February 9th just past 3am, he "had a client call with a serious issue" and couldn't do his post-stream Locals show.

NOTE: If you read carefully, he did not specify in the message below that the serious issue was related to the legal issue that was the focus of his representation.



From this post:

He's flaking his Locals stream because he still has a legal client with a crisis at 3am locally. Did he get a retainer with his fucking dealer?

EDIT: The stream where April left the show is here:

 

[holyhandgrenade]

left the Steel Toe Morning Show in tears on February 8th, 2024.

The absolute hatred between them is palpable and his cope about how he didn't force her to do it. He 100% told her she better get her ass in the studio. He did that to humiliate her.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Steel Toe Morning Show in tears on February 8th, 2024.

Never seen or heard this guy before. Goddamn is that one annoying fucking faggot. If that's just his schtick, who is entertained by that?

I guess April is a big fan of weak, socially inept faggots given who her attorney is.

 

[AnOminous]

She is being represented in the case by an attorney named Nicholas Robert Rekieta. The most recent item is the notice mailed to Rekieta being returned as undeliverable to the clerk.

The real question is how does he somehow get her the death penalty.

 

[OTView]

April Imholte got a speeding ticket in January for going 39mph in a 30mph zone that she is contesting.

She is being represented in the case by an attorney named Nicholas Robert Rekieta.

Sad to hear she's going to get the death penalty.

 

[polar bear]

Never seen or heard this guy before.

Please let me enlighten you, cause that part of the Nick-o-lore is a must-see-it-to-believe-it.

(Jersh explaining step by step what's happening on screen, bonus - very entertaining short cartoon in the end)

(i absolutely insist you watch that 1min clip if you haven't already)

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So the cuckold marriage couple is using Rekieta for their speeding tickets? And theyre using a nonpracticing lawyer to contest things?

Good lord she's fucked like an orgy at the balldo event. Elementary school stopped? Admitted to being apologetic while messing with the radio as a clear distraction? Radar calibrated at the start of the shift? Thats at least a reckless driving charge.

 

[AnOminous]

Sad to hear she's going to get the death penalty.

But why doesn't he show up? Is he just too gay that day to show up? Does he have heat allergies, migraines? Is he too busily engaged in acts of butt piracy? Why doesn't he show up?

That's the most interesting part.

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

leavingshow.mp4

This was painful to watch. Not only is his voice and personality insufferable, but this is pretty blatant emotional abuse. I know nothing about these two outside of the clips with balldo, but I hope she gets out of that situation soon. If he treats her like this in front of the internet, imagine how he treats her when the camera is off.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Doesn't megan usually cover child exploitation/abuse cases? He hopes to get some laughs at it? Like the last time?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

The stream IS indeed happening. That's so funny!
Mid-smart Fox is back on again.


Edit: I salute @Pippa's Greasy KB for beating me by a moment. Damn you formatting.

 

[AnOminous]

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Doesn't megan usually cover child exploitation/abuse cases? He hopes to get some laughs at it? Like the last time?

He should definitely make more scat rape pedo jokes, that went over incredibly well last time.

 

[Captain Manning]

She looks more in shape than him AND he looks relatively waaay uglier (like a 2 vs a 6 imo) The fuck is he smoking?

He applied for the job she got. I don't think any further analysis is necessary.

NICK REKIETA CONFIRMED TO BE A PRACTICING ATTORNEY!!!!!!!

Oh my God! It's... it's... a case involving a speeding ticket for 9 MPH over the limit.

Well... it's something, I guess. Technically I suppose we'll have to go back to calling him a mostly non practicing attorney. Farms eternally BTFO'd. Total Nick domination!

I'm gonna take a wild guess he's doing this pro-bono, because I don't think it makes much sense to hire a lawyer to contest a ticket for 9 MPH over. The lawyers fees would normally be greater than the fine and increase in insurance rates (more so if she can avoid the latter by going to traffic school).

April Imholte, who was or would become Nick Rekieta's client, left the Steel Toe Morning Show in tears on February 8th, 2024.

Wow! What a piece of shit Aaron is! Who talks to their wife like that?

This might actually be worse that Rekieta's infamous "body destroyed" rant about Kayla. At least Kayla wasn't in the room for that.

I'm starting to figure out why people have a divorce clock running on these two.

 

[inception_state]

I'm gonna take a wild guess he's doing this pro-bono, because I don't think it makes much sense to hire a lawyer to contest a ticket for 9 MPH over. The lawyers fees would normally be greater than the fine and increase in insurance rates (more so if she can avoid the latter by going to traffic school).

That traffic court appearance is going to be funny. If traffic court in Minnesota is anything like what I'm used to, it's just a crowd of random people self-representing in the hopes of getting a reduced fine, and they go through them in a few minutes each. Rekieta will be the only lawyer there, trying to negotiate $50 off a 9 over ticket.

 

[AnOminous]

That traffic court appearance is going to be funny. If traffic court in Minnesota is anything like what I'm used to, it's just a crowd of random people self-representing in the hopes of getting a reduced fine, and they go through them in a few minutes each. Rekieta will be the only lawyer there, trying to negotiate $50 off a 9 over ticket.

They are often negotiating over shit like insurance. Just having a lawyer, even Nick, might have a good result.

 

[Captain Manning]

That traffic court appearance is going to be funny. If traffic court in Minnesota is anything like what I'm used to, it's just a crowd of random people self-representing in the hopes of getting a reduced fine, and they go through them in a few minutes each. Rekieta will be the only lawyer there, trying to negotiate $50 off a 9 over ticket.

Yeah, below a certain amount, it doesn't make a hell of a lot of economic sense to actually hire a lawyer to contest a traffic ticket.

If Nick is doing this pro bono, good for him, in theory. Hopefully he doesn't botch it so badly April is sentenced to death though.

 

[potatoflopper]

I hope this isnt too off topic.I got bored on dragons dogma 2.... so i created this monstrosity ((aka Nick)) P.S sorry I couldnt figure out how to spoiler them

 

[feral cat #6385]

I don't think Nick has proper freinds. He doesn't have anyone that actually cares about him--at least not that he wants to listen to.

How many people actually do have friends these days? As you get older life just keeps taking. Not to be sullen, but after a certain point one has to ask oneself how long you want to be around for. My mother is scared of death and wants to live forever. I don't see the point. I look at my two young cats and think to myself that when their time comes, I should go with them. What's the point sticking around until you are old and broken, left with nothing.

He should definitely look for the ones that have had the oxycodone substituted with Fentanyl or one of the nitazines. That's the strong shit. Not for pooftah's!

Oh I would be SO MAD if Nick started doing Fentanyl because we would be SO OWNED.

Lmao that's fat to this loser faggot with a face for the sex offender registry?

Extra style points for simultaneous soggy knees and "waaaaah reeeeee she's WAYCISS!"

Hopefully he gets NIGGER AIDS from Nick.

Finally finished this last night. I hope you all enjoy my efforts.

Amazing. Top marks. We all look so happy charging to defeat the degeneracy.

NICK REKIETA CONFIRMED TO BE A PRACTICING ATTORNEY!!!!!!!

Wow. April is a moron. What kind of idiot talks to the police.

Well... it's something, I guess. Technically I suppose we'll have to go back to calling him a mostly non practicing attorney. Farms eternally BTFO'd. Total Nick domination!

I don't think handling a parking ticket for his drug dealer practicing lawyer.