🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Why do her ears look like this?
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Trying to immerse myself into the cobraverse, so newcomer here.
That being said, shouldn't NAL have her own thread at this point? I've been seeing crossovers with her for over a year now iirc
Maybe I'm too influenced by how every retard in the sektur gets a thread
 
Westfalia said:
Trying to immerse myself into the cobraverse, so newcomer here.
That being said, shouldn't NAL have her own thread at this point? I've been seeing crossovers with her for over a year now iirc
Maybe I'm too influenced by how every retard in the sektur gets a thread
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Because the only people who would follow her for non cobra related shit is Kiwi Salon gorls and I don't think they care enough about her.
She's not very fun unless she's interacting with Cobra imo.
 
Westfalia said:
Trying to immerse myself into the cobraverse, so newcomer here.
That being said, shouldn't NAL have her own thread at this point? I've been seeing crossovers with her for over a year now iirc
Maybe I'm too influenced by how every retard in the sektur gets a thread
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People have mentioned it a lot. I think she doesn’t warrant her own thread because she’s only notable or worth discussing in relation to her interaction with others. On her own nobody really cares about her. We’re talking about her here in the cobra thread because the only reason we’re talking about her at all is because of how she relates to cobra. If she suddenly broke off all contact with cobra and did her own thing there wouldn’t really be a discussion. Maybe like two or three people following her antics but probably not enough activity on the forum to warrant a thread
 
Booby Jones said:
Because the only people who would follow her for non cobra related shit is Kiwi Salon gorls and I don't think they care enough about her.
She's not very fun unless she's interacting with Cobra imo.
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I would follow a NAL thread even if she broke up with Cobes, assuming she'd still routinely record herself chimping out.
 
The problem with NAL content is she does these long ass streams doing fuck all, spending 4 hours prepping a cauliflower gratin dish and still saying next to nothing. There were a couple moments it looked like things would bring an ounce of content and then she just goes back to nothing. Her streams are a slog and I salute those who actually go through them in their entirety. Literally she is just streaming herself sleeping rn in a pitch black room and I'd rather be waterboarded than watch another one of her full livestreams.
 
I'm catching up on Jessica Messica's stream, and apparently NAL just "rescued" a random bird from somewhere? And put it in a cage from her hoard? It looks like a grackle, they're cute little blackbirds that infest Walmart parking lots.
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NAL is supposed to take it to an animal rescue tomorrow, but given she's going to fucking court for not vaccinating her 6 cats, I don't know... Feline AIDs and rabies are real dangers, and they're preventable with shots. With peace and love, it makes me MATI to learn she hasn't gotten them vaccinated.

After seeing her interact with those parrots on the street yeaterday, I think she just wanted a goth bird, but wasn't smart enough to catch a crow.

And to whoever made Jessica Messica think that it would starve overnight: no. From experience, it's better to not feed them your food, because you might be introducing something bad to their system.
KEKleon said:
Literally she is just streaming herself sleeping rn in a pitch black room and I'd rather be waterboarded than watch another one of her full livestreams.
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aren't sleep streams a bannable thing? or is that just twitch?
 
I wish this thread would stop getting featured for the smallest things. It’s quite the shitshow normally, when featured it’s just page after page of nothing.
 
Halo Cipher said:
I'm curious about NALs past and if this is a case of nature versus nurture. What the fuck happened?
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Jessica’s response to everything perceived as a threat is to lose her fucking mind and blow everything way out of proportion. That is sometimes normal in women as it’s aligned with their trait neuroticism but to the degree that Jessica responds seems to indicate that she’s suffered with some legitimate trauma. She’s in some perpetual fight or flight mode and she can’t seem to shake it off, she attempts to treat it with alcohol and hedonism but it just makes it worse. There is probably a good chance she was sexually assaulted at some point in her young adult life. I think if this was inheritable mental illness you’d see it displayed in her caretakers and how they interact with her freak outs. They seem to be pretty calm and that’s a good indication that they aren’t psychos like she is.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
I think if this was inheritable mental illness you’d see it displayed in her caretakers and how they interact with her freak outs. They seem to be pretty calm and that’s a good indication that they aren’t psychos like she is.
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Did you not see the most recent pre-casper-visit bathtub stream where her dad was mocking her batshit insane antics? Him screaming "ARE YOUU HAPPYYYYY" to her because she wouldn't shut the fuck up? That clearly wasn't an isolated occurrence. If nothing else, I'd argue they exacerbate her freakouts if for no other reason than as a (poor) coping mechanism for themselves in trying to keep their sanity from having to deal with their 40 year old that acts like a brat teenager. The call's been coming from inside the house.
 
T-Ter said:
Did you not see the most recent pre-casper-visit bathtub stream where her dad was mocking her batshit insane antics? Him screaming "ARE YOUU HAPPYYYYY" to her because she wouldn't shut the fuck up? That clearly wasn't an isolated occurrence. If nothing else, I'd argue they exacerbate her freakouts if for no other reason than as a (poor) coping mechanism for themselves in trying to keep their sanity from having to deal with their 40 year old that acts like a brat teenager. The call's been coming from inside the house.
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Without any sort of extensive display of that behaviour, I don’t think we can be sure that it’s normal, but I think you’re right that growing resentment is the cause for sometimes exacerbating her mental freak outs and responding that way.
 
If only he wasn't suspended from the toobz. I wish he'd do a victory rockout to celebrate the subreddits getting nuked.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:

Probably an unpopular opinion here, but I'm neutral on reportfags brigading his channel. He'll just move to "doin' his thaaang" on Facebook streams of a few people (all being clip/highlight channels) and the paypigs will have less avenues to throw money at him. There's never been a real shortage of content even in his other temp bans. The worst has come from Methica showing him that after 10 years you can turn off put a post-it note on the webcam and mute the stream. Now we don't get to see or hear him make an ass of himself in front of delivery drivers or his dad.

Cobra and DSP really have the best troll artists, both physical and musical.
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Can we get a pink triangle over here?
 
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