💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.8%
  • Total voters
    686
Strix454 said:
Catherine Hardwicke put Nikki Reed into a very young teen sex'n drugs in LA exploitation movie called "thirteen" which made Hardwicke into an important person in Hollywood.
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Oh, that's where I know Nikki Reed from. Hardwicke would later go on to direct the first Twilight movie and cast Reed in it.

(I watched it when it came out while on a date, please don't judge).
 
AltisticRight said:
What a whiney little bitch, every normal kid had a budget in college/university, especially the ones that moved out.
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It's pathetic the fake dumb shit this faggot claims as "hardships." They are the "hardships" of a weak, soft rich kid. And yet this cocksucker expects you to believe he was a genuine hood nigga.
 
AnOminous said:
It's pathetic the fake dumb shit this faggot claims as "hardships." They are the "hardships" of a weak, soft rich kid. And yet this cocksucker expects you to believe he was a genuine hood nigga.
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Balldo Gate's report on his wealth brings up a question - what the fuck does Nick think passes off as "black guy"? Eric July calling him fake black made him fly off the handle and seethe for many hours, yet he was a spoiled rich kid.

So what does he think passes off as black? Having a black guy willing to be near you (Drex) automatically makes you black?
 
Ethan Ralph Is 5'1 said:
Fucking hell...

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It's like a man at an AIDS charity fundraiser raising his hand to let everyone know that he too suffers from the disease.
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
it wasn't even a good quality car but a typical muscle car you'd see your average enlisted retard get. that might also explain his hatred towards his family/why we couldn't clock him as a rich boy. that trust fund must really be tight and he truely was living a subsistence lifestyle with the purse strings only opening if it meant something that might help the kids. that would explain the weekly massages for 6 but nick acting like a teenager with his car of choice.
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It's even worse than that. Balldoman wanted a Corvette, but he had to have his name on a waiting list for a few months. Balldoman wants instant gratification, and Balldoman doesn't care that it's the middle of winter in Minnesota and he can't drive a high-powered rear wheel drive car on the roads, so Balldoman goes and buys the flashiest car he can find that doesn't require him to wait a few months.

Nigger logic, nigger behavior, maybe that's why he calls himself a black man (beside all the interracial blacked porn he watches).
 
BradolfPittler said:
Please christ, no.

Can someone just elaborate? Is he riding the white pony? Is that why he's so gaunt?
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The consensus is that he's abusing some kind of stimulant, maybe a prescription he gets for ADHD or sleep disorders, but no one is exactly sure. He has lost a lot of weight intentionally by supposedly eating very little and not maintaining muscle mass. He is currently trying to "gain back" about 10 pounds that he lost in a week because he had "the flu."
 
Turned on Nick’s stream to gawk at exactly how bad he is looking tonight & immediately heard:
“FDR - that guy was a fucking asshole. God, I’m glad he was paralyzed or whatever.”
FDR is the new Stephen Hawking?

Eta Followed by something about “blacks”, “Jews” & then nonsense singing. Same show, over & over.
 
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Anticipointment said:
Turned on Nick’s stream to gawk at exactly how bad he is looking tonight & immediately heard:
“FDR - that guy was a fucking asshole. God, I’m glad he was paralyzed or whatever.”
FDR is the new Stephen Hawking?
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Seriously, why does he hate cripples so much? Was the teacher who took his dolly in a wheelchair?
 
Day Walker said:
Seriously, why does he hate cripples so much? Was the teacher who took his dolly in a wheelchair?
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He's a skeletal faggot, and apparently cripples are one of the few minorities you just don't get instabanned from JewTube for mocking.
 
Captain Manning said:
If this Rumble thing falls apart, Nick might have a decent future over on Cozy. I noticed he has more and more in common with Fuentes now. They are both fake Catholics, they both love talking about Trump, they both hate the poor, and they are both into degenerate shit.
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Difference is when you turn on a black light to cum hunt in the vicinity of Fuentes he doesn't glow so bright the entire area goes blind and combusts.
 
The student becomes the master. When is the last time Nick has come even close to $2k?

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BradolfPittler said:
Watching Nick tonight for the first time in a while. Is he on something? He's acting kind of erratic. Maybe hes always been like this and I never noticed, but it feels like hes going a mile a minute.
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Sharpeteer said:
Welcome to Hell. You got a couple thousand pages to read.
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I haven't watched many streams outside of clips but I have the watched some (not all) of the past two nights. He has been acting bizarre and erratic for both of them in terms of going a mile a minute as some kind of weird stream of consciousness thing where he latches on to a small thing in every sentence he utters and turns it into some kind of forced comedy bit. And then he jumps on to another totally different comedy bit.

For instance:
Anticipointment said:
Turned on Nick’s stream to gawk at exactly how bad he is looking tonight & immediately heard:
“FDR - that guy was a fucking asshole. God, I’m glad he was paralyzed or whatever.”
FDR is the new Stephen Hawking
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Pretty sure this was from the Gina Carano segment.
Make this make sense.
 
Balldo's Gate said:
I haven't watched many streams outside of clips but I have the watched some (not all) of the past two nights. He has been acting bizarre and erratic for both of them in terms of going a mile a minute as some kind of weird stream of consciousness thing where he latches on to a small thing in every sentence he utters and turns it into some kind of forced comedy bit. And then he jumps on to another totally different comedy bit.
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I think there was speculation he was abusing alcohol and some specific stimulant together in order to stay up and keep drinking far past the point a normal person would pass out, so maybe doing that multiple days a week adding up.
 
Rediscovered Rackets after the better part of a year and half away from his content.

Holy shit.

From siding with Vito and (still) hanging on Dax’s ballsack, to balldos, Hedonism 2, shower texts with Jersh, and licking the bottles…

And a Sonichu medallion.

This nigga lost his mind.
 
BradolfPittler said:
Can someone just elaborate? Is he riding the white pony? Is that why he's so gaunt?
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Nick decided at some point that at 6'2/6'3 and 201 pounds that he was massively overweight and that he needed to re-gain his college weight of around 155 pounds. Nick did the science on weight loss and getting into shape and concluded that the way you lose weight is just not to eat. He seemed to be eating a diet where most of his calories came from small amounts of junk food and large amounts of alcohol.

Nick proceeded through his diet to go from 201 pounds down to 155 pounds. But rather than losing body fat - which he didn't have much to begin with - Nick seemed to have lost a significant portion of his adult muscle mass. Then Nick got mysteriously ill with what he claims was a fever of 107 degrees. He didn't go to the doctor, but the illness caused him to lose around 10 more pounds over a few days pushing his weight down into the mid 140s.

Nick realizes that he needs to put on weight now because he is below his ideal weight. So he intends to do "something". He talks about lifting weights which (a) he will almost certainly not do because he is lazy and (b) he would probably hurt himself if he did given how messed up his body is.

So as a result of all this, he looks like a skeletal ghoul. He now has the body of a frail old man. His friend Dick Masterson says he looks great.
 
Disney Admits Gina Carano Fired For JEWS, Jan 6th Was an INSIDE JOB, FISA Republican'ts

- starts muted, already staring at the ceiling
- latest chat talking point: you think Nick looks unhealthy because you're fat
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- unnaturally energized even when previewing the topics, he looks like other people on 1.5x
- Gina Carano topic starts
- Cecil and EVS streamsniping: "Let's do a wellness check on Nick Rekieta", "We have more viewers than him", "He looks skinny as fuck", "Are we the only ones who care?", "What!?", "He's like Michael Jackson in the This Is It documentary", "What's that wedding ring of his?", Coomalot superchat:"Nick went from calling me and shooting the shit everyday to nothing for 6 months lol", Cecil and EVS listening to rambling stonefaced, "You know what he's talking about right now?" -- "No", "He hangs out with a lot of comedians now", "He's a funny dude"
- Kid touchers in Hollywood:"So gross!"
- Butter dishes
- "My friends describe me as bougie"
- "Before I married Lady Rackets, I didn't eat much real butter", his parents fed him margerine
- RyanTheEditor:"Why are you talking about butter instead of Gina Carano"
- "Oh, my whiskey is gone"
- late to the Rumble switch
- bathroom break
- Rumble live viewer numbers barely over 3000
- tangent after tangent, twitching, waving, staring at the ceiling, singing
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- Jan 6 topic
- two minutes, "Enough of that article", pours another whiskey
- Nick explains Jan 6, reiterates one minute worth of talking points over and over
- "They unfairly prosecuted... *Trump voice* a thousand, two thousand, not very many... you probably have to bring in some Asian midgets or Stephen Hawking to figure it out"
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- "Why don't these damn kids understand dad is streaming?!", a break
- "I try to remember when I got Tylenol with Codeine but it was a drink"
- a meandering story about suffering a concussion playing indoor soccer
- superchats
- FISA topic
- "I don't know if I wanna do that article"
- incoherent rambling, skip forward five seconds and he's on a different tangent
- Nick doesn't like the war on drugs, lengthy imaginary dialogue between Ronald and Nancy Reagan
- less than 3000 Rumble viewers
- "Meth? That sounds awesome... like, you mean I can win a spelling bee against an Indian?"
- Why do people take drugs? "Maybe they can feel cool for a minute, they can feel good, they can feel rich, they can escape the hell that they're in"
- "Alright, guys! That's the end of the show!"

He took way too much of whatever he was on today. Wouldn't be surprised if he was "sick" tomorrow.
 
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