💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Hee]

Reading the info regarding Nick’s wealthy family history definitely explains the Nepo Baby Failson vibe he gives off, considering he actually is a Nepo Baby Failson.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's not even really that. It's just that I don't pick my legal shows based on how the host/commentator looks.

Which is why Rekieta’s downfall is so funny. All he had to do is show up soberish on court streams with some commentary here and he’d be drowning in superchat money instead of liquor like he is currently. It worked. The money is still sitting there. He didn’t fumble the bag he just straight up decided to put it down and walk away to get shitfaced on stream and rant. He took the Ralphamale path without ever losing his YouTube account.

I don't want my concern-posting to imply that I think Sean will turn into Rekieta 2.0, but there are some things there that worry me a little (especially the inheritance of the wine moms, and sudden growth in viewers). I don't want to believe he definitely will or won't, but I'll be ready if it does happen.

I'll queue the "Anakin's Betrayal" John Williams song if that day comes.

I am curious how many serious legal watchers there are compared to the 'True Crime Wine Moms'. I was mostly turned off of legal content because of the dumb cows Nick brought into the fold. Before that, there was a bit of a separation and topics were more legally based and factual.

That co-mingling of audience demographics might be the culprit for the 'death of LawTube' and many channels as they try to cater to the larger dumb audience rather than the niche interest in actual law.

Sean doesn't seem wine mom receptive. When "Ass Wednesday" kicked of Sean said he would "shut that shit down" if the mom's tried that with his Locals/Discord.

See above. I think those pernicious harpies are a plague on any community. They want drama, and if none exists will fabricate it.

Are these petrodollars funding Nick Rekieta’s hedonistic lifestyle?

I am ij awe of the autism displayed by members of this site. Well done!

Can you imagine this being brought to light in Nick's heyday? He got A LOT of deference that he just pissed away.

- Nick brings up Mini's First Time (2006) to support his assertion that nobody watches independent films; He seems to be rather enthusiastic about it:"Strong recommend"; IMDB tags:"stepdaughter seduces stepfather", "snorting cocaine", "lolita", "man has sex with teenager"

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? Why does his have this underaged/barely legal sex fixation!?

I have no evidence, but it is jot a good look to be constantly talking about these things and having friends like Vaedo the Paedo.

Does he have negative self-awareness? Disgusting...

>"I had to budget in college!"

AWWWW, POOR BABBY BOY HAD TO MAKE SURE HIS MONEY SPENDING ALIGNED WITH HIS FINANCIAL RESOURCES, AWWW POOR THING!p

I skipped meals in uni to afford books. I know people who lived in shitholes and did a lot worse than I did. Others had to commute hours each day. I know people who sold their body or dealt drugs to pay for schooling. They put in work while Nick complained about having to work and not being able to spend money with abandon.

Nick is an elitist. He did not suffer enough to learn humility or what the real world is like and he is too proud to admit he might be wrong.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick is an elitist. He did not suffer enough to learn humility or what the real world is like and he is too proud to admit he might be wrong.

It sounded like he was living quite nicely in the medium income range but is surrounded by rich people leading him into thinking he's poor.

 

[NoReturn]

As someone who has actually lived in poverty this really is beyond insulting. Between his Grandfather's and Father's fortune, this jackoff wouldn't know poverty if he was dropped into the heart of Ethiopia in the 80s. He'd just comment on how skinny everyone was and ask them how they did it. I can't believe I ever believed him on anything. Just another thing the thread never looked deeply enough into because we took him at his word. Nick has never had to keep a job he hated. . . until now. Even then given how his parents act I just assume they are fine with his behavior, and have 0 problems subsidizing it. I truly wish the worst on this blasphemous, lying, heretical scumbag.

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>"I was impoverished!"

Oh damn, what was that like, Nick?

>"I had to budget in college!"

AWWWW, POOR BABBY BOY HAD TO MAKE SURE HIS MONEY SPENDING ALIGNED WITH HIS FINANCIAL RESOURCES, AWWW POOR THING!!

What a fucking loser. People goof on DSP for being stuck on Level 1 but Nick here literally cannot live life unless it's some perma-tutorial with God Mode enabled.

I skipped meals in uni to afford books. I know people who lived in shitholes and did a lot worse than I did. Others had to commute hours each day. I know people who sold their body or dealt drugs to pay for schooling. They put in work while Nick complained about having to work and not being able to spend money with abandon.

The rich get richer.
Nick doesn't have to be a lawyer to survive, he just lives. He can't relate to others because his basic needs have never been at risk.
He always has food to eat.
He will always have a roof over his head.
All his needs are met, and so he became this.

 

[LemonParty]

Are these petrodollars funding Nick Rekieta’s hedonistic lifestyle?

TLDR: Nick is the third generation of inherented wealth and he's crashing it into the ground, in real time, for us to watch.

Literally the "third generation curse".

 

[AnOminous]

In Nick's defence, when you watched his stream it was for his knowledge as a lawyer, i.e. to "lawsplain the Interwebs." You'd tune into him to hear him give a lawyer's opinion on the topics du jour.

And they were usually actually the topics of the day. Now you get to watch a faggot be wrong about shit that happened a week ago while sassily eating a Dorito as stale as the news he's covering, when he isn't screeching insanely about his critics, randomly staring at ceiling cats, and twitching and gurning like a lunatic skeleton.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- freeform babbling; a sample: "Lot sold his daughters to a rape squad... that's the one righteous man! There's gotta be a teenager who'd do that... and the worst part... that teenager's children would be just the right age for Jared Fogle!"
- Nick brings up the topic of a 12 year old getting raped by a man she met on a dating app: "He hid the girl in his parents' house... I couldn't have a Playboy in my parents' house!"

more abortion jokes

- Nick brings up Mini's First Time (2006) to support his assertion that nobody watches independent films; He seems to be rather enthusiastic about it:"Strong recommend"; IMDB tags:"stepdaughter seduces stepfather", "snorting cocaine", "lolita", "man has sex with teenager"

Someone please reassure me that Nick's thread isn't going to end up with these tags.

If you will help me establish dictatorship and obtain absolute power, I promise you, I will send all unfunny people to gulags.

Look, some of us aren't funny okay. But you need those unfunny people around because they get really animated about there being $0.53 more change in the petty cash box then there should be because it makes no sense why the spare change wasn't just pocketed if the manager wasn't going to bother reporting the discrepancy in the first place and just let it sit there for a year while giving out false reports of what was in the petty cash the entire time.

Funny people don't get why this is important.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Last night’s stream could be summarized with a Sopranos quote:

“I happen to know you were high at my mother in law's wake, you were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish.”

 

[Captain Manning]

The rich get richer.
Nick doesn't have to be a lawyer to survive, he just lives. He can't relate to others because his basic needs have never been at risk.
He always has food to eat.
He will always have a roof over his head.
All his needs are met, and so he became this.

Probably, but I wanna make clear I don't think Nick is a bad person because he is rich. I'm poor as shit, but I have met some decent wealthy people in my time. I've never been into the whole "fuck the rich" thing.

I think it might be more apt to say that Nick is a fundamentally immoral person, and the familial wealth helps fuel and accentuate his immorality.

After all, the sentiment here has been that Nick is nothing like his grandparents, and that his grandparents seemed like pretty decent people.

If this Rumble thing falls apart, Nick might have a decent future over on Cozy. I noticed he has more and more in common with Fuentes now. They are both fake Catholics, they both love talking about Trump, they both hate the poor, and they are both into degenerate shit.

 

[Strix454]

Patek Philippe is quickly becoming the go-to watch for disadvantaged youths from urban city centres. I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't a ton of fakes floating around already.

There are entire shops for it with several different grades of fakes running from total junk to really good replicas. See for example: this site

And its not just Patek Philippe. There is a whole worldwide fake watch economy that covers nearly any high-end brand. Its unfortunate but wearing any high end watch today kind of creates the opposite of an impression.

 

[inception_state]

TLDR: Nick is the third generation of inherented wealth and he's crashing it into the ground, in real time, for us to watch.

Literally the "third generation curse".

Either his parents control the trust, or his grandparents set up the trust with professional tard-wranglers who only disburse money for specified things. That would explain the idiotic purchases once Nick started making the big superchat bucks, like the car that he landed in the ditch, and his sudden "fuck you mom and dad" attitude. With a trust of this size with a bunch of beneficiaries, it's fairly common to cover stuff like a primary residence, college tuition, and a $25-100k a year "allowance" depending on the financial health of the trust. If that's the case, he had all his basic needs covered and never had to learn to manage money, so the sudden superchat windfall made him act like a wigger who won the lottery.

 

[AnOminous]

That would explain the idiotic purchases once Nick started making the big superchat bucks, like the car that he landed in the ditch, and his sudden "fuck you mom and dad" attitude.

Don't forget sponsoring the two coommobiles that retard Coomalot crashed in his "racing career." Go Sped Racer go!

 

[Harm]

Probably, but I wanna make clear I don't think Nick is a bad person because he is rich.

I'll definitely say that. Well, it's probably a combination of that and his daddy issues that cause him to resent any and all authority to his own detriment. That's not to say wealth guarantees everyone turn out like him, but it appears to me that if he lived a struggle closer to what he pretends then he'd be making very different moves in life at this point.

Honestly, he should stop streaming and live a wholly private life as a rich dummy and hope his kids turn out better than he did.

 

[Captain Manning]

Either his parents control the trust, or his grandparents set up the trust with professional tard-wranglers who only disburse money for specified things. That would explain the idiotic purchases once Nick started making the big superchat bucks, like the car that he landed in the ditch, and his sudden "fuck you mom and dad" attitude. With a trust of this size with a bunch of beneficiaries, it's fairly common to cover stuff like a primary residence, college tuition, and a $25-100k a year "allowance" depending on the financial health of the trust. If that's the case, he had all his basic needs covered, but the sudden superchat windfall made him act like a wigger who won the lottery.

I think this is correct. I think maybe he's a multi-millionaire on paper, but doesn't have access to most of it.

Notably, he was bitching last year about the checks he had to write Radanza. If he had a hundred and something million in liquidity, I don't think he would have done that. I think what you saw him piss away was his YouTube wealth.

Altogether, I agree that nobody should be impressed by how he spent his YouTube wealth. To that end, I am horrified what he might do if he does get access to his grandparent's fortune. I am finding myself wishing it goes to his kids instead.

That's not to say wealth guarantees everyone turn out like him, but it appears to me that if he lived a struggle closer to what he pretends then he'd be making very different moves in life at this point.

Possibly. I am just loathe to be the guy that says Nick's a fag because he's rich. To make this a class issue. There are all types of cows on the Farms. I think he's a fag because he's a fag. Something is seriously wrong with that man, and I dunno if I wanna say it's nurture over nature in his case. Some people are just evil.

One of the issues here is we don't seem to know a lot about his parents.

EDIT: Double word.

 

[AnOminous]

Notably, he was bitching last year about the checks he had to write Radanza. If he had a hundred and something million in liquidity, I don't think he would have done that. I think what you saw him piss away was his YouTube wealth.

This is probably why he's in a tard-wrangled trust. His parents know he's an utter fuckup and he bitterly resents that, but he showed they were completely right to tard-wrangle him by his absolutely idiotic behavior the instant he came into money of his own.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is probably why he's in a tard-wrangled trust. His parents know he's an utter fuckup and he bitterly resents that, but he showed they were completely right to tard-wrangle him by his absolutely idiotic behavior the instant he came into money of his own.

There's some evidence his parents may have tried to give him an appreciation for those less well off. Like, for example, early on in their marriage, Nick and Kayla once lived in subsidized housing. I believe that much has been confirmed via research in this thread.

I thinking it's not so much that Nick never endured some hardship. It's just that he didn't lean anything from it. That suggests to me his problem is more nature than nurture.

I'm not sure I wanna blame his parents and grandparents for the way he turned out. That might not be fair to them. Again, some people are just fucked up. Rich and poor.

 

[PPPCadenceFan]

Newfag lurker here, so my formatting won't be perfect. I considered making an account a bit ago because his Easter rant infuriated me. I took a few intro historical (non-theological) courses on the OT and NT. Basic, simple information that should be known before spouting off Bible stories online while claiming to be a Christian. Last night's stream really pushed me over the edge.

Last night he said "Lot sold his daughters to a rape squad... that's the one righteous man! There's gotta be a teenager who'd do that... and the worst part... that teenager's children would be just the right age for Jared Fogle!" First off, this is disgusting to say but even more disturbing knowing he has daughters. Lady Rackets is just as sick as Nick for staying with a man who proudly says stuff like this online. Secondly, it's strange to talk like this as a Christian with a platform who flaunts his "faith." What did he mean by teenagers who would do that? Shouldn't he know that Lot's daughters rape him while he slept, and then the children of those two daughters go onto become tribes that are enemies with the Israelites? The enemies of the God he claims to worship. Is he saying that there would be teenagers who would have slept with sodomites, or daughters who'd rape their dad? It's not a light hearted story like he makes it sound. Why is he imagining this stuff? Both scenarios are sick and sinful. Shit like this is so creepy knowing American Beauty is his favourite movie and fantasy.

I hope his daughters disown him one day, maybe that's harsh of me to say but this man is an openly deviant sexual pervert who brings shame to his family. Sorry for the rant.

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

Petrofac trust fund band?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I generally think the whole "Fuck/Kill the rich" thing is a massive cope from those that don't want to try and do better. That said, why in the fuck would anyone donate money to this guy once they learn he comes from wealth?

Hold out on him, and force him to clean up his act so he can get his trust fund money. That would be the best way, but no, we get retards like this that want to reward shitty behavior.

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? Why does his have this underaged/barely legal sex fixation!?

I have no evidence, but it is jot a good look to be constantly talking about these things and having friends like Vaedo the Paedo.

Does he have negative self-awareness? Disgusting...

I think the evidence is really stacking up (his tastes, things he says). Now it's not quite up to Vito's evidence pile yet, because short of catching someone in the act, it doesn't get any better than somebody outright telling you they are one and want to do it, but Nick is really starting to look suspect. I will still maintain that he secretly is one. Again, the burden is on him to prove anything at this point, so the evidence seems to imply he is one, therefore, he is one. I don't believe the defenses of a lying liar who lies.

This is probably why he's in a tard-wrangled trust. His parents know he's an utter fuckup and he bitterly resents that, but he showed they were completely right to tard-wrangle him by his absolutely idiotic behavior the instant he came into money of his own.

The most perfect ending to this - he doesn't get the trust money in the end, since his parents decide he'll just blow on the money on drugs and whores. We'd get a bigger seething stream than Eric July calling him fake black.

If you will help me establish dictatorship and obtain absolute power, I promise you, I will send all unfunny people to gulags.

You'll have to catch me first. Hope you have Master Balls.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

This is probably why he's in a tard-wrangled trust. His parents know he's an utter fuckup and he bitterly resents that, but he showed they were completely right to tard-wrangle him by his absolutely idiotic behavior the instant he came into money of his own.

On top of that Nick went through law school and never even practiced. How lazy, entitled and insulated from the real world can he possibly be.