💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Remember when Rekieta would get legitimate businesses as sponsors? Like Ridge? Sure, I'm no fan of Ridge and think their stuff is retardedly overpriced and I sure as hell don't need another solid metal slab in my front pocket next to my phone and their pocket knife is apparently some rebadged chinese thing at well over twice the price it should be but they are an actual legitimate company.
Then he got the weird Birch gold borderline scam thing... and then some sort of prepper food thing... and now these "We take everyone!" super-smoothie guys? Did I miss anyone? I stopped watching like 2 years ago at this point.

It's just yet another thing that's a downward spiral. Him, his show, the guests on said show, the sponsors, etc.

It's a government gay op to make you ditch cash and adopt digital currency so you're trackable anywhere. The money clip is a red herring. /tinfoil

TBH Dragon's Treasure advertises on every channel. He normally does it VIA superchats promoting his own stuff. I don't really count him as a 'real' sponsor. He used to be in rekieta's old discord and we mostly made fun of him for his stupidly expensive tea.

We called his tea beard shavings.

 

[Oliver Onions]

there will also be jokes! here's a sample:
Stephen Hawking is....


heh... wait for it....


CRIPPLED!!!

Rumble renewing contracts is a lot like Stephen Hawking walking...They. Just. Didn't.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

It's a government gay op to make you ditch cash and adopt digital currency so you're trackable anywhere. The money clip is a red herring. /tinfoil


We called his tea beard shavings.

Oh yeah.

Or alluded that he handmixed his tea with cum-crusted hands.

 

[LiquidKid]

Rumble contract confirmed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3EuvN9lmEqYEdit to add: and Locals updates

Is this really confirmation ? It doesn’t seem like it to me

I do not wish ill on RUMBLE, but I am critical of their business decisions. A lot of people 'on the right' rely too much on outrage marketing where people support an alternative out of spite but do not put enough effort into making a viable and valuable service. I believe that they were channeling some of that Silicon Valley spirit of optimism where a small idea would blow up in value (real or not) with the gamble they made on contracts.

It should be pointed out that besides fixing their damn player and implementing basic features, the only thing Rumble had to do to get people to the platform was copy Stream.me’s homework. The weekly award got a lot of great content in the platform and saw a ton of people rush over to it. This was the way to go about it.
Instead the copied Mixer’s business model of paying for exclusivity… even though Mixer burned down in flames despite having Microsoft money and the largest streamer in the world

 

[polar bear]

He normally does it VIA superchats promoting his own stuff

I only remembered there was some tea guy, it completely slipped my mind that he was just advertising himself. Damn. I don't wanna be judgmental and say he was retarded, cause maybe it was a sound business decision and worked out for him, but you're right, it definitely isn't sponsorship then.
Other than that, the only other business i can think of might be balldo.

It's a bit crazy that the guy had tens of thousands of people watching him, everyone wanted to be on his show, he built a brand for himself - and then he threw it all away in the most pathetic way. He could've just taken a year off to chill after Rittenhouse or Depp, announce to his audience and potential sponsors that he wants to focus on family or sth - he'd be revered for that, and could come back at any point.

Instead, he got this weird idea stuck in his head that he has to stream even if it's bad for him, he has to be an exhibitionist, he has to let people know he doesn't care, he can destroy it all, it all means nothing to him anyway. What a weird specimen Nick is.

 

[AnOminous]

He could've just taken a year off to chill after Rittenhouse or Depp, announce to his audience and potential sponsors that he wants to focus on family or sth - he'd be revered for that, and could come back at any point.

He could have just gone to something like Jim time and periodically announced a stream every couple weeks or even months, and instantly make thousands of dollars. But no, turning into a gigantic faggot degenerate and telling his audience to go fuck themselves while wasting away from AIDS and manorexia was a much better idea.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He could have just gone to something like Jim time and periodically announced a stream every couple weeks or even months, and instantly make thousands of dollars. But no, turning into a gigantic faggot degenerate and telling his audience to go fuck themselves while wasting away from AIDS and manorexia was a much better idea.

He could have done one Friday night stream recapping legal shit from the week while he got drunk and pulled in superchats, but the homosexuality was too strong for him to suppress.

 

[Potatoherder]

He could have done one Friday night stream recapping legal shit from the week while he got drunk and pulled in superchats, but the homosexuality was too strong for him to suppress.

I don't think Rob gets drunk but law and lumber does that and gets basically the same as Nick's weekly YT in one day. Just based on hours of work he is way ahead.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I don't think Rob gets drunk but law and lumber does that and gets basically the same as Nick's weekly YT in one day. Just based on hours of work he is way ahead.
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And Rob manages to do that not only sober, but also as a gay man married to a woman (or about to be married again? I can't remember). Granted, Rob has no kids I'm aware of. What's Nicky's excuse? (I guess besides "Muh kidz" or "Muh schedules".)

 

[polar bear]

He could have done one Friday night stream recapping legal shit from the week while he got drunk and pulled in superchats, but the homosexuality was too strong for him to suppress.

It just hit me that perhaps the only reason he keeps streaming so often, even though he has nothing of value to say, is because he is a lonely alcoholic, ashamed of his weakness. Streams allow him to have that "ha! at least I don't drink alone" excuse. Sad. Pathetic!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I don't think Rob gets drunk but law and lumber does that and gets basically the same as Nick's weekly YT in one day. Just based on hours of work he is way ahead.
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The difference here is Rob is still a practicing family attorney, no? YT isn't his main income. So that's an even bigger L on nick's part.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I can't remember anyone at all saying "yeah DSP will just totally get away with this six figures swindle."

If it was anyone else, it wouldn't have happened. For some reason, the Gods smiled upon Phil.

 

[Harm]

Found a comic strip that accurately predicted the Rekieta children's upbringing decades in advance. Kinda spooky:

I can't remember anyone at all saying "yeah DSP will just totally get away with this six figures swindle."

There was one DSP detractor streamer who did call it a short number of weeks before it was granted, I think it was Agent Proper? Not sure, but there was ONE who was like "oh fuck, I don't think we're right on this one." Their name escapes me because their only defining feature in my mind was "DSP detractor."

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Instead, he got this weird idea stuck in his head that he has to stream even if it's bad for him, he has to be an exhibitionist, he has to let people know he doesn't care, he can destroy it all, it all means nothing to him anyway. What a weird specimen Nick is.

Nick made himself the kahntent. That hardly ever turns out well.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I don't think Rob gets drunk but law and lumber does that and gets basically the same as Nick's weekly YT in one day. Just based on hours of work he is way ahead.

Yeah well Nick was seething at that dude as can be seen in this clip.

This seems like a low blow but whatever, he's making fun of the Rob guy's' hair, look at him, what is he doing?

 

[Swole McPole]

This seems like a low blow but whatever, he's making fun of the Rob guy's' hair, look at him, what is he doing?

Nick's definitely 'eating at the oyster bar', by which he obviously means 'swallowing loads in the bathroom at Gay90'.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He also did the shit chinesium handheld battery chainsaws and some real fucking shady law firm that did something with the free coof money if I'm remembering right.

GOD I think that was when I stopped watching him around that time period.
I remember seeing it come up and going "Really? You're selling this trash? How down for money are you?"

I remember he had some jew gold scam too where you invested in gold stock or some shit instead of physical gold.

 

[Captain Manning]

If it was anyone else, it wouldn't have happened. For some reason, the Gods smiled upon Phil.

Yeah, that's my understanding as well. Phil got ridiculously lucky.

That's why I don't think it's fair to criticize Rekieta much with his DSP bankruptcy prediction. I usually try to be fair even to shitheels.

Now, with respect to a lot other predictions Nick has made...

ETA: On the other hand, this could be considered fodder for the idea Nick jinxes things. I wonder if it would have turned out differently if Nick didn't talk about it. I dunno if it's so much God smiles on Phil as it is that he frowns at Rekieta. LOL.

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

I struggled to remember myself and had to revisit old posts. I suppose he was entertaining at one time. Nick, entertaining—does that ring a bell for anyone?

The only time I watched and enjoyed his content was during the Vic stuff, his breakdown of the deposition videos were interesting. I subbed to him but never really watched him after that, and I realized later on it was because the deposition was really the interesting part, not so much Nick as nice as it was having someone who spoke legalese to provide more details.

 

[daffodils]

A History of Bathroom Breaks: December 2023 - March 2024

In a bout of autism, I revisited all of Nick's Rumble streams from December to March to learn more about his midstream breaks.

TL;DR: In December, streams are still fairly long. Breaks happen as late as 3.5 hours in and typically take only 3-4 minutes. January 2nd is the first time Nick uses the "checking the house" excuse to justify a still moderate six minute break. On January 4th he sets a personal record by following a 6 minute with a 17 minute break. His wife allegedly tasked him with putting a box of "music stuff" in the car. From here on out, breaks are rarely shorter than 6 minutes and typically 8 minutes or more. On February 9th he lets Branca twiddle his thumbs on stream for 8 minutes because Nick's wife "needed a Gatorade". After a 13 minute break on February 10th, he claims that his late night streams now interfere with his family obligations: He needs the break to check on his wife to make sure she "doesn't need anything". The kids are also getting older and now have "different needs in the middle of the night". But on February 20th, the night of the infamous John stream, he gets fall down drunk and seems to forget all about the need for a break. At the beginning of March, the flu hits the Rekieta household, providing Nick with a more plausible narrative. However, length and frequency of breaks stay more or less the same as on non-flu days. The same holds true on March 14th, when, according to Nick, the kids aren't at home -- his break lasts 11 minutes anyway. By the middle of March, Nick still takes the same breaks but offers fewer justifications and quickly goes back into the topics. What does this all mean? I don't know, but it seems funny and weird.

Sidenote: Even back in December Nick's speech, mannerisms, and appearance were noticeably more normal than today.

Spoiler

Dec 3: 1h11m "I wasn't planning on drinking tonight, my glass needs to be washed and I need to pee" 4m
Dec 4: Kyle Rittenhouse, no break
Dec 5: 1h59m "My bladder is calling" 5m
Dec 8: Dick Masterson, 3h11m "I'm gonna go take a piss" 4m
Dec 12: 1h41m "I gotta reframe my brain and go to the bathroom" 4m
Dec 14: No break
Dec 15: 2h03m "I'm gonna go take a piss" 5m
Dec 16: Fuddbusters, 3h23m "Guys, I'm gonna take a piss" 3m
Dec 19: 2h30m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 3m
Dec 20: No break
Dec 22: Ty Beard, 2h18m "I gotta ask you to fill for a minute because I need to really pee" 4m
Dec 23: 1h40m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 4m
Dec 27: 1h28m "I'm going to the bathroom for a minute... give Lady Rackets a kiss because I like her" 10m
Dec 28: Ty Beard, 2h06m "I'm gonna pop off to the bathroom for just a second" 4m
Dec 29: 1h28m "I'm going to run to the bathroom real quick" 5m

Jan 2: 1h15m "I'm going to run to the bathroom" 6m "Sorry about that, had to check on everybody, had to do the rounds, had to check that everyone's doing okay"
Jan 3: short stream (1h14m) "It's just how the night is working out", no break
Jan 4: 1h10m "I need to go to the bathroom and check on Lady Rackets, make sure everything's good before she falls asleep" 6m "Ok guys, I'm back... but I have to step away for another minute or two because I need to take care of something that has popped up unexpectedly" 17m "She had a big heavy box of music stuff that I had to put in the car"
Jan 5: 1h50m "I'm gonna step away for a minute, go to the bathroom" 9m
Jan 9: 2h8m "I am going to go to the bathroom" 6m
Jan 10: 1h14m "I will be back in just a moment after hitting the bathroom" 8m
Jan 11: from the Steel Toe studio, 57m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 4m
Jan 16: 1h19m "I just really have to pee" 6m "Lady Rackets was still awake, I got to say good night to her, which is always fun *he doesn't sound like it was fun*"
Jan 16: early, short stream (1h9m), no break
Jan 17: morning show, Steve Gosney, 1h43m "I'll step away for just a second, go to the bathroom" 5m "Lady Rackets is just about to go... go... get a friend...and bring them back over here... which is... fine... but I was talking to her before she left"
Jan 19: late, short stream (1h45m), 1h21m "We gonna finish just in a second, I gotta go to the bathroom" 6m
Jan 20: Dick Masterson, 1h21m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 3m
Jan 22: short Sunday stream (1h8m), 39m "I have to run to the bathroom... I'm having a sinus issue that's driving me fucking crazy" 3m
Jan 23: 1h27m "I'm gonna run to the bathroom" 7m
Jan 24: 1h13m "I have to go to the bathroom, my apologies" 11m "Sorry about that"
Jan 25: 1h06m "I'm going to pop over to the bathroom real quick" 10m "Sorry, children on Ipads... Lady Rackets is watching Star Trek, it's nice and relaxing for her, and she's just passed out, snoring like a 90 year old man... hand shoved in a bag of mini muffins... Is everyone in this house defective except me!?"
Jan 27: 1h06m "I'm going to head to the bathroom" 5m

Feb 2: "I had to spend the entire night last night making sure that someone is okay", 1h15m "I'll see you guys in just a second" 9m
Feb 3: 1h06m "We are going to go to the bathroom" 8m "Look, I've gotta check several uh... I'm a husband and a dad... gotta check several areas of the house and make sure everybody's good"
Feb 6: 1h8m "We'll hit the bathroom... I gotta check on things around the house real quick... I'm gonna hit this song, I found out I can loop this song" 12m "My apologies, I always gotta check on the house, make sure everybody's okay in the middle of the show"
Feb 7: short, early stream (1h9m), no break
Feb 9: Branca, 1h16m "I won't be long" 8m "I was checking on Lady R and she needed a Gatorade... she made me take some stuff out of her room"
Feb 10: 1h13m "I gotta go to the bathroom, I'll be right back" 13m "As you know, at the Rumble flip I go and check on Lady Rackets, make sure everything is good in the house... Again I have to... stress... [the benefit of my schedule that I adhered to for so long] has evaporated almost entirely... so I take a small break to go find Lady Rackets, make sure she doesn't need anything, check on the kids, make sure the house is tame and calm, these kids are getting older, they have different needs in the middle of the night, Lady Rackets has a different schedule as well"
Feb 13: 1h18m "I'm gonna try to be as fast as possible" 10m kid was thirsty
Feb 14: 1h11m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom... check on Lady Rackets to make sure she's asleep or doesn't need anything" 8m "Sorry about the delay"
Feb 16: 1h9m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 8m "Life is fucking weird...hate taking long breaks"
Feb 20: John stream, drunk as fuck, forgets break
Feb 21: 1h3m "Gonna go to the bathroom" 8m
Feb 23: 1h12m "I do need to go to the bathroom" 9m
Feb 24: 1h8m "I'll be back in just a little bit" 9m "Some of our kids have a speech tournament tomorrow... and... I have to get their stuff ready... have to get their suits clean... Lady Rackets telling me, like, the stuff that needs to be done"

Mar 1: 1h15m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom... all my kids been sick, just gotta make sure they're okay" 9m "Sorry... not gonna belabor this... had to check on Lady Rackets, her temp spiked a bit, had to give her some meds"
Mar 2: Elijah Schaffer, 1h37m "I have to ask a big favor... I gotta go check on my wife and my kids" 10m
Mar 6: 1h15m "Gotta go to the bathroom, gotta check on everybody" 12m "Flu has been running through my house, have to check on everybody to make sure they're breathing okay, make sure they don't need medicine, make sure that all of that is real [?]... and... it's just the way it goes"
Mar 7: 1h5m "Gonna go to the bathroom, gonna check on the wife and kids" 15m "We gonna just keep going here"
Mar 8: State of the Union, 1h20m "Back in just a second" 9m "No, I'm not dead, sorry"
Mar 13: 1h7m "Gotta go to the bathroom, check on the Lady Rackets, the kids" 7m "Let's get into the next topic"
Mar 14: 1h3m "Gonna go to the bathroom, check on the lady, see if she's asleep, kids aren't here tonight, which is amazing... someone on Youtube asked 'What happened to his wife'...uh, nothing" 11m "Sorry for the delay"
Mar 15: 1h8m "I'm gonna take that normal one hour break for my old man bladder... make sure the house is in order" 11m "I had to help Lady Rackets find something"
Mar 16: Matt Wilson, 1h54m "I'm gonna go to the bathroom" 12m "We're back, sorry"
Mar 20: 1h9m "I'm going to run to the bathroom" 8m "We're back"
Mar 22: 1h3m "I'm going to go to the bathroom... be right back" 8m comes back with bloody nose
Mar 22: canceled Ty Beard stream, no break
Mar 26: Sinus stream
Mar 27: 1h3m "I'm going to take a break" 9m "Had to work on the congestion... had to say hi to Lady Rackets"
Mar 29: 1h7m "Gotta check on Lady Rackets, gotta do a pass around the house... because... that's just what you do sometimes" 8m "We're back!"
Mar 31: Easter stream, drunk again, 1h16m "I see you guys in just a bit... my bladder's screaming" 8m "Sorry about the wait"