💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I don't much fellow Fatrick, he's rather mundane IMHO

But I do love that I see Fatrick-isms creeping into the Farms vernacular. Hell I even childed someone myself yesterday without really thinking about it.

Fatrick is having as much impact as Chris-Chan in our over all culture. Name one other cow whose vocabulary has crept into common usage here.
 
Dean Pentel said:
While I don't have a good opinion of Correia, he definitely judged the situation correctly in not kicking the fuck out of Patrick. Just not worth the hassle at an event like that.

Too bad, though. I don't think Larry would have had to do much. Patrick's likely never had his ass kicked before so I'll bet something like a decent hook to the cheek or even just a sharp shove that knocked him on his ass would have shut him down entirely. Then Larry would have written his next book where the main character that totally isn't him straight wrecks an enormously obese, short pig demon with 8 pendulous teats.
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I'm not a big fan of Larry either. The only thing of his I have read is the first Monster Hunter book, and the main character was such a massive Mary Sue I couldn't finish it.

Armchair psychology time, I think that Pat hates Larry so much because Larry is everything that Pat could have been, had Pat not been a retard.
Larry isn't a great writer, but competent enough to pump out books and maintain a following. Larry is an actual 'conservative' rather than just LARPing as one, and from what I can recall he is happily married and something of an actual tough guy. No wonder he rubs Rick the wrong way.
 
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His fish mouth enrages me sometimes.
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But when was interspecies marriage legalized, Patrick? Woman and pig? Man and ghoul? It's unnatural!
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This is funny because it shows you that no matter how hard he LARPs as being on the fascist-punching right-side-of-history he has no clue about any of that stuff all those people talk about all the time. The objection isn't to interracial marriage, it's to a white person taking a Chinese name. It's cultural appropriation by the worst race.
 
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Reminder that Patrick never lies. There is not a single documented instance of Patrick blatantly lying or outright contradicting himself on previous things he has said before.
 
Something Awful said:
Who is that guy and wtf is a "cow punching" background?
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A while ago, Mr. Correia was thrust into some Fatrick controversy, and said "Hey, that's the guy who made a drunken ass of himself at the Spaghetti Factory a number of years ago" but wouldn't say anything else after asked for details. Apparently these are the details.
 
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Reminder that Patrick never lies. There is not a single documented instance of Patrick blatantly lying or outright contradicting himself on previous things he has said before.
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Why would Larry even go to GenCon now? He said himself, he goes there to play games. They haven't done that in years. GenCon now exists as a place to spread propaganda in the tabletop hobby. This just comes off as another "Holli's for me not for you!" post. For someone who keeps calling people children he can't act his age.
Larry can also get invited to conventions and last years cancellation of him at a con hasn't gone down well
People don't want him at GenCon because he had a larger line than they did. There's also the whole Sad Puppies thing
 
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:tomlinson:All morbidly obese pepperoni manufacturers from Milwaukee are liars.

Pat's desperately trying to hawk his half-finished books around in an AMA.

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lol he keeps tagging them and nothing ever happens. Too good to self publish, doesn’t give a shit about his fans, and cutting off his own nose to spite his face because tor told him to fuck off. Petulant piggy has a habit of it, he ruined his life because Ade told him no, trashed his relationship with his own daughter because Ade wouldn’t do it on his terms, ran up like 50k extra in costs because the judge told him no, and refuses to put out another sci-fi book until the old publishers come crawling back.
 
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This is funny because it shows you that no matter how hard he LARPs as being on the fascist-punching right-side-of-history he has no clue about any of that stuff all those people talk about all the time. The objection isn't to interracial marriage, it's to a white person taking a Chinese name. It's cultural appropriation by the worst race.
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"Proudly and publicly displays her Asian husband" is a hell of a phrase.

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High on the runaway success of the Tiny Tim book, Rick is gonna write the BEST sci-fi shit set on Venus, on which he is an expert after spending one day in the "research hole".
 
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bile demon said:
The Patpack is a group of dysgenic freaks and mentally ill mutants Fat gathered to defend him from getting periodically buckbroken by the pests on Twitter, like an online version of The Magnificent Seven, although in this case Seven Fat Faggots would be a more appropriate name
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Something Awful said:
High on the runaway success of the Tiny Tim book, Rick is gonna write the BEST sci-fi shit set on Venus, on which he is an expert after spending one day in the "research hole".
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I too have researched Venus and can declare with near certainty that it is both less girthy and caustic than one Rick S Thomas (fat). Also it was never arrested and plead down to a misdemeanor for domestic threats of violence and did not have to pay Quasi a penny, stalker. Neither has a penis, but Venus at least rhymes with penis.
 
I wish Larry had fucked up Pat at Spaghetti Factory. He'd tard rage for mercy and then report it to the police. God forbid another man had due course to fuck his shit up.

With Niki, you just know he has her under the thumb. Hands down he would gaslight her into submission because she's obviously vulnerable and this would make her easily pliable. Niki is only the good wife because she does what he says. Every response made on Niki's behalf during the epic of Quasi absolutely had a deranged pig man breathing down her neck. The Ade coping is amazing because of how long ago it was and the fact PCJ has been dead coming on 2 years. She told him no fucking way, and he still can't get over it. :story:

Pat is the guy who would answer "no" on a psychometric assessment that asks if you've ever told a lie.
 
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