My mistress made me eat a cigarette butt tonight

[Trollish and Suspicious]

The fact menthol was injected into it just made it even more disgusting, made my brain feel mentholy.

Even worse than the time she snowballed me.

 

[dick brain]

Whose sock are you

 

[TenMilesWide]

Oh? Did she have you at gunpoint? Forced you to eat on pain of death? No, faggot, you chose to eat a ciggy butt. Own it.

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

Oh? Did she have you at gunpoint? Forced you to eat on pain of death? No, faggot, you chose to eat a ciggy butt. Own it.

ok you got me. I had to go on my knees and beg her to eat it.

 

[Grub]

How much does she charge you an hour?

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

How much does she charge you an hour?

I have no money, so each time I have to gift her one of my fingers.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I have no money, so each time I have to gift her one of my fingers.

how many fingers ya got left stumpy?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You're obviously no stranger to eating butt.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Is this bargain bin laden maybe this is him

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I knew a guy who had a really good Spike Speigel cosplay and his stunt would be he'd straight up light a cig in the middle of the stage and then eat it when some con staff immediately yelled at him about smoking indoors like in that one episode

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

What a coincidence, I ate a niggerette butt last night. I'm not normally attracted to black women, but she cute.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

lol, you eat ass butt.

 

[Beautiful Border]

That's not how you're supposed to use a cigarette. You're supposed to light one end of it put the other end of it in your mouth and then inhale the smoke. Hope this has helped

 

[Trollish and Suspicious]

how many fingers ya got left stumpy?

I'm typing this with my toes.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I'm typing this with my toes.

Your mistress sucks if she lets you keep those and doesn't force you to gargle them