coming out as gay for your family (+suggestions) (how to deal with homophobe dad)

[SentinentCloud]

i think its time for me to actually confess, i have been fooling the farms all this time, i am not, in fact , a womanazier, but i deeply crave man with dadbods and hairy balls

how can i cope with this fact, and more importantly, how can i convice my dad that my secret internet daddy dom relationship with @AnOminous is perfeclty healthy even tho he is in fact older than my dad

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Just do it faggot

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

Step 1) hate women.
Step 2) become a pick-up artist and hate-fuck those stupid holes.
Step 3) abandon those empty-eggers entirely. The dumb sluts don’t even make you hard anymore.
Step 4) overpower feminized men with your superior T. Nothing more alpha than smashing catboy bussy.
Step 5) become curious what it’s like to be the catboy
Step 6) it’s not about emulating women, it’s about being better than woman.
Step 7) Day 69 of girlhood.
Step Hold entire brands hostage with the threat of your endorsement
Step 9) Profit.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Just do it faggot

there are complicating circunstances

 

[Whatevermancer]

Just don't.

 

[WelperHelper99]

there are complicating circunstances

You must walk out of your mother's basement completely naked, painted in rainbow. Your dad will know

 

[Margo Martindale]

just wait until they ask you if youre gay. Also avoid the lgbt community itself at all costs, you won't find anyone good there.

 

[The Last Stand]

i think its time for me to actually confess, i have been fooling the farms all this time, i am not, in fact , a womanazier, but i deeply crave man with dadbods and hairy balls

It's easier when you're a woman.

 

[fatcock burgerking]

kiss him and make him gay too, aids is like cooties it spreads thru the lips

 

[SentinentCloud]

just wait until they ask you if youre gay. Also avoid the lgbt community itself at all costs, you won't find anyone good there.

but how can i enjoy likemined folk then

 

[KittyGremlin]

Announce it at your funeral. No one can hurt you when you're dead.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Announce it at your funeral. No one can hurt you when you're dead.

If you die of AIDS that becomes redundant though.

 

[KittyGremlin]

If you die of AIDS that becomes redundant though.

AIDS? I was thinking of something quicker

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

accuse your dad of raping you, then while he's dealing with that in front of the family tell them that it's why you're gay, after about 15 min or so let them know you were joking about the rape part

 

[SentinentCloud]

Announce it at your funeral. No one can hurt you when you're dead.

what if the HOMOPHOBES use tabua oujia to summon me and make me keep writting "faggot" for fun on the board

 

[gildersleeve]

Your making this too complicated. Just never bring it up, and live with your dad making jokes about you being a loser virgin. Sell it by wearing MLP shirts around him, and show him pictures of you crossplaying toho characters

 

[KittyGremlin]

what if the HOMOPHOBES use tabua oujia to summon me and make me keep writting "faggot" for fun on the board

see, here's a good trick I use in these types of situations

in between every "faggot" type a "u" which sounds like "you" and that makes them the faggots while you are still a regular old gay.

 

[ShooterOfCum]

Spread your asshole at them to show them you are a normal member of society.

 

[Eadred]

Fuck your dad in front of your family, he cannot shun you because he had anal sex with another man, so he is gay too. This might also strengthen your bond.

 

[gurfan]

vagina looks like a gap between two uncemented bricks. round anus is much more sexier.