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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Apparently hella more common with comic books, but for the same basic reason. You want to overstock so you don't lose a sale, and they're cheap as hell to make.
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Also comic book stores have almost ceased to exist because just to buy the one or two capeshit properties that anyone actually wants to buy, they force the stores to buy all kinds of wokeshit, often with a no-return policy even if they don't sell. These businesses with already pathetically razor-thin profit margins often just went out of business.

Marvel/DC killed their own major outlets. Now most of these IPs are just used to retain trademarks and prove they're still used "in commerce" to milk their shitty movies that nobody wants to watch either. Somehow in hard times they don't grasp that people want entertainment when they pay a lot of money to go to a movie, not to be humorlessly lectured by faggots, trannies, and niggers with vitiligo.
 
Easter blessings to all of God's stalker children

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AnOminous said:
Also comic book stores have almost ceased to exist because just to buy the one or two capeshit properties that anyone actually wants to buy, they force the stores to buy all kinds of wokeshit, often with a no-return policy even if they don't sell. These businesses with already pathetically razor-thin profit margins often just went out of business.
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It was already razor thin 20 years ago, because most people who actually wanted a comic series would subscribe, so most comic stores were just infinite piles of used comics and some D&D shit.

Forcing stores to take shit nobody wants is a great way to goose sales numbers of shit nobody wants, however. Quite sneaky.
 
grapeshark77 said:
The Ark has a similar bad mass market paperback cover:

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These look like gay romance novels. The final book in the series apparently didn't sell well enough to make it to Mass Market status.
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"Two centuries after Earth, and the killing has started again"

Uh, what?

Although if you add another "after" and capitalize the second into "After" this becomes a hilarious story about the future tyrannical reign of Jaden Smith.
 
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You are going to dungeon, intruder.

You are mentally ill, intruder.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease entering this swamp. Continuing to do so constitutes felony trespassing. Do not enter this swamp again.

~ Patrick Shrek Tomlinson
 
crunk connoisseur said:
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You are going to dungeon, intruder.

You are mentally ill, intruder.

You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease entering this swamp. Continuing to do so constitutes felony trespassing. Do not enter this swamp again.

~ Patrick Shrek Tomlinson
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Some child once told me
The world is gonna troll me
I'm just a fat faggot with bitch tits
 
Well the trolls start comin’
and they don’t stop comin’
Busted me cheating when I said I was runnin’
Didn’t make sense not to live to drink
Your brain gets wet and your body gets thick
So much to eat, so much to tweet
So what’s wrong with sausage from the back streets?

Hey now, you’re a fat fuck
Get your meatloaf
And - beer!

(Etc)

EDIT: Realised sausage fit better than eating in that last line of the verse
 
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It's a half house and the yard gets salted
The basement's full of kids until they all bolted
But the first wife begs to differ
Judging by her smile in that picture
 
Looking at my waist, it's not very thin
Pepperoni is warm so just dig in
My Xitters full of childs, how bout yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
 
AnOminous said:
Also comic book stores have almost ceased to exist because just to buy the one or two capeshit properties that anyone actually wants to buy, they force the stores to buy all kinds of wokeshit, often with a no-return policy even if they don't sell. These businesses with already pathetically razor-thin profit margins often just went out of business.

Marvel/DC killed their own major outlets. Now most of these IPs are just used to retain trademarks and prove they're still used "in commerce" to milk their shitty movies that nobody wants to watch either. Somehow in hard times they don't grasp that people want entertainment when they pay a lot of money to go to a movie, not to be humorlessly lectured by faggots, trannies, and niggers with vitiligo.
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Before Diamond Select lost their contracts they would toss shit into your shipment and tell you to sell it as you couldn't send it back. LGS's are doing better without having to deal with them. I myself haven't picked up a comic in over a decade because the stories are shit and need the Comic's Code to come back and I can't be bothered to spend $7 for a comic with such shit art with the comic only actually being worth $3 on the aftermarket as they wont go up in value. Nowadays I just read manhwas and Korean/ Chinese novels since all Japanese can do now is make rape fiction. The West can't write worth shit, and it takes too long to translate French and Polish comics which tend to be pretty good.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Nowadays I just read manhwas and Korean/ Chinese novels since all Japanese can do now is make rape fiction. The West can't write worth shit, and it takes too long to translate French and Polish comics which tend to be pretty good.
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Any good ones?
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
There was two kinds of sci-fi in the bargain trash bin (0.25$) - ones with generic covers that at least had some resemblance to something described in the story, and those with none.
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Recently I went to my city's big public library and wandered around. Hadn't been in that one before. I got the idea to check the sci-fi section and see if any of Pat's books were there.

There weren't any, but I did notice that of the mass of sci-fi books they did have, most of the covers had a weird kind of sameness about them. How hard is it to make a decent cover?
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
Any good ones?
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I doubt you'll read drama, but if you're into horror there's Leviathan. A story where the world is flooded and mankind is besieged by mutant marine life. Sadly though it was last updated a year ago, but I think they finished it off at 214 chapters

Hard To Kill Strange? Sorry, I'm Immortal, while an "isekai" the character just keeps dying and returning to a certain point in time. In the world if you see a supernatural being then they are allowed to kill you and eat you. Author even did a good job as to why the characters personality is so warped. He keeps getting killed and coming back. Character has a supernatural "wife" that killed him dozens of times in the beginning and wants revenge on her.

I do however read a bunch of random Manhwa/ Manhuas so I can find stuff for my daughter to read. At least with Chinese/ Korea stuff I don't have to worry about Tranny shit or interracial couples. Lots of Yaoi crap but since they're nice enough to label it as such I can ignore it.

For French, give Les soeurs Gremillet a try. My daughter likes it.
I would also give Animal Castle a shot. It has been translated to English and easy to find. Do not let children read it however. I almost forgot the first issue where rabbits pay for sex in carrots.
 
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