Goyslop confessional thread. - The first step of recovery is to admit you have a problem.

[Clostridium Botulinum]

For the past 4 weeks, I've been eating a diet almost entirely free of added sugar, white bread, seed oils, and ultra-processed foods. Now, even when I have a sub from a chain restaurant like sheetz, my stomach feels like I swallowed a cup of poured concrete after eating such slop.

My wife is also 40 lbs down in her weight loss journey, and I caught her eating 4 packs of little Debbie cakes. So I slowly ate the last one in front of her, chewed it up, and spat into the trash can.

Tell me, kiwi bros, have you consumed goyslop today?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

iunno, my diet consists of sourdough bread, butter, milk, grilled beef/pork and cheddar. I have no time for fruit or veggies so I pop a vitamin bomb after waking up and everything is just peachy.
I do treat myself to two cans of monster on the weekends, though. One for the Friday MATI (rip) and one for Saturday afternoon.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

i cook most of what i eat from scratch and take vitamins and supplements like omega-3 but i inhale energy drinks

 

[Chongqing]

chewed it up, and spat into the trash can

I thought I was the only person who does this.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

I thought I was the only person who does this.

I do it only when offered foods I don't eat like sweets or fast food.

 

[Chongqing]

I do it only when offered foods I don't eat like sweets or fast food.

Taste testers at food companies do it too.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I like pop tarts

 

[Kilo Riley]

I eat at least one healthy home cooked meal a day but fast food is unfortunately really cheap here. Need to cut these McDonald’s chicken sandwiches out of my life but four sandwiches for 13 dollars is really hard to turn down.

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

My only problem is that I don't live at Krystal.

 

[JamusActimus]

I think I almost never eaten pre-prepared meal.

My mom always had time to cook and now I do the same.

If I am tired I just eat leftover or a meal I prepared and froze.

 

[Tablet County]

Goyslop is faggot vernacular.

I've never drunk soylent so I haven't had goyslop as of yet.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

My wife is 400 lbs

Lolfat

 

[Tablet County]

Lolfat

You added a zero unnecessarily. Here lemme fix it.

My wife is also 410 lbs

 

[SilentDuck]

My wife is also 40 lbs down in her weight loss journey, and I caught her eating 4 packs of little Debbie cakes. So I slowly ate the last one in front of her, chewed it up, and spat into the trash can.

Can she not buy more?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You'll Cowards Don't Even Eat Bread

Wait a minute, wasn't Viper's crack slave down 40 pounds and eating nothing but Little Debbie cakes?

 

[BikeLock]

I am a bachelor and I eat like it.

 

[Yamamura]

I like mountain dew a lot.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

My main shame in goyslop is I fucking love artificial orange flavor. Doesn't matter what if it's fake orange I'll probably like it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

but i inhale energy drinks

There is a book called Caffeinated Read or Listen to that and you will honestly drip that shit forever.

I drink a LOT of coffee and I cut way down on that and wish I could quit.

 

[Squanto Airi]

My main shame in goyslop is I fucking love artificial orange flavor. Doesn't matter what if it's fake orange I'll probably like it.

Switch it for artificial peach flavoring, and that's me