💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I just wanna let the cringe settle for a few moments before I remind you all that this is like one of a half dozen xitter stories fat has shared about bursting into tears and standing up in the theater like an honest to god special needs kid before shrieking in piggish approval at latest product

I'm starting to believe these are fake as fuck, too. I'm sure he enjoys the damn shows (and let's be real, sometimes millions of dollars spent on tits and CGI can make amusing distractions) but how the fuck did he get stuck in the front row? I've not seen a sold out theater since .... forever, and I midnight showing'd some things in my day.

 

[whogoesthere]

I'm starting to believe these are fake as fuck, too. I'm sure he enjoys the damn shows (and let's be real, sometimes millions of dollars spent on tits and CGI can make amusing distractions) but how the fuck did he get stuck in the front row? I've not seen a sold out theater since .... forever, and I midnight showing'd some things in my day.

Pats the kinda crazy dude who sits at the front as a choice. I bet he buys popcorn and drinks, rather than wearing your JINCOs and walking in with a small sweet shop. He is just that kinda cool cat.

(You know Pat lies about the court case, his previous arrests, everything really. No doubt this never happened, he just watched it at home. Or even if he watched it at all. Would be interesting to see his youtube subscriptions, bet he just parrots whatever he thinks is the cool thing to say.)

 

[*sigh*]

I'd bet anything he stands up and claps at the credits.

With gusto, even!

 

[Post Reply]

Pat has apparently been playing a game of "last one to reply wins" with the many accounts of Sgt. Lyndon for two weeks now. Why does he do da bit on command? I will never understand this man.

 

[An automatic clown]

Notice how the word "publisher" is not mentioned.

He doesn't have one.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

EDIT: jesus...fucking christ

I can pick any femboy out of a pride parade, and he'll still be more masculine than this jiggling blob.

He doesn't have one.

My sympathies to that poor agent.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Patrick is, as usual, winning friends and influencing people with his thoughtful and considered political takes on Twitter.

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For a guy who is very vocal about politics, he seems to view history and politics in a very simple and cartoonish way.

>This is worse than the time General Robert E. Hitler slaughtered all the Native Americans and told Anne Frank to sit in the back of the Titanic just because she was black.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Pat has apparently been playing a game of "last one to reply wins" with the many accounts of Sgt. Lyndon for two weeks now. Why does he do da bit on command? I will never understand this man.
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Only one of them looks unhinged, and it’s not the guy with the parody impersonation account goading this fat idiot into wasting his day and looking flat fucking retarded in front of his “football stadium full of followers”

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

While the KYM editors continue to be better at journalism more than actual journalist when writing about Internet topics, KYM users continue to have a single shared brain cell worth of intelligence.
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What makes Fatrick a meme is his language. I think it could be emphasized a little more in the article - it's not really about what he says, it's about how he says it.

 

[Piggle Rick]

What makes Fatrick a meme is his language. I think it could be emphasized a little more in the article - it's not really about what he says, it's about how he says it.

They didn’t include any of the “child”, “son”, “stalker”, “enjoy prison” or all his threats to rape people or rape their mothers.
Plus they should include where he threatened to murder a newborn in cold blood.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He doesn't have one.
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Notice how he’s shifted all initiative and blame to the unnamed agent.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I've said it before, I came here for ethan ralph initially I stayed for fatrick

I don't remember what initially drew me to Fatrick but it's been such a long time ago that I can barely remember a time when I wasn't following him. The constant flow of content produced by his legion of.

I came here for Onision but stayed for Patrick and the deathfats.

Honestly the other rage hog has been kind of a bore here lately. Ralph's another cow with long spans of nothingness in between squealings. I don't think anything will top the Porchugo Arc.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

This is Steiner math.

Hush, child.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Your priorities are backwards, says the man who disowned his daughter to become a full-time fat faggot with bitch tits. If anything, he's probably driven people to fascism, because fuck being on the same "team" as this guy.

But this dude doesn't resist fascism. I don't even know what it is exactly that he does other than kidnap Negro children and turn them into pepperoni.

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Nature is healing.

This guy (and Jennifer) just insulted everyone they follow on Twitter. Thankfully their followers and everyone who liked this tweet are too dumb to realize it.

Look out, that man has a Bible!

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Well, that's because you're both ignorant about fascism and ignorant about history.

Especially because you don't realize it came well before you were born, wasn't really wrapped in the flag any more than any other government program and seems to have basically zero cross wrapping (religious group support was tied more to their connection to the Democratic Party than anything):


Although the guy put in charge of it did manage to insult Jews through a shitty religious metaphor lmao:


Also Mueller She Wrote is at minimum lolcow-adjacent, she has tons of blatant lies about her life including multiple instances of stolen valor and regularly alleges a massive criminal conspiracy is targeting her for being an idiot on Twitter.

 

[Red Frida]

Patrick has something on his mind. Pep*eroni

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For fuck's sake Twitter. The word is niggers. If you're going to write the word niggers then write the word niggers.
Don't play this cute game of writing out nig*ers instead, making everybody think of the word niggers, but then attempt to have plausible deniability or respectability over what you just wrote: Oh I'm actually one of the good guys. I would never spell out the word nigger fully!
Disgusting cowards.

 

[Summer of George]

@John Andrews Stan If yer gonna be makin' that there meme page, I expect to see every last one of your sweaty, bloated photoshops corrections from over the years preserved in the image gallery for posterity. That shit used to get me good every time.

 

[Maude Snew]

He's the Scorsese of lolcows, continually cheated out of awards, either by circumstances or the stupidity of the judges. I honestly don't think Rekieta will be a threat next time. He more or less blew his load and is now a white dwarf, physically and mentally. He looks like a fucking xkcd stick figure and is at Ethan Ralph level of incoherent babbling and seething.

Still, I imagine this year, some time in October, some previous literally who will show up and blow him out of the water again.

Because he's a loser. An extremely fat loser. And corpulent. And fat.

Can't let the idiot win, third place twice in a row is way funnier, here's to number three this year.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Notice how he’s shifted all initiative and blame to the unnamed agent.

I'm genuinely curious who this mysterious 'agent' is (spoiler: it's probably no one and he's just going straight to a vanity press.)

There are some more unscrupulous folks out there who will charge would-be authors for their 'services', which typically isn't how its done -- they tend to work off of commission.

I could see Patty, in his desire to be seen as a """legitimate""" author, pay money up front to an 'agent', not realizing he's being duped.

There's no way he's big enough (in a reputation/sales sense, not in a bloated, Jabba the Hutt sense, because he's fat) to warrant a fucking agent and I could see him needing to 'prove' the haters wrong (and feed his ego, about the only thing which has a greater appetite than his stomach) by appearing 'legitimate.'

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

I'm genuinely curious who this mysterious 'agent' is

You can search the thread, Fatrick had his equivalent of a lottery win by getting represented by Russell Galen who is a big fucking deal in these circles.

 

[Judge Holden]

Pig started xeeting early again, round five o morning by my reckoning, and has punctuated his gloating about finishing his fanfic with yet another unintentionally appropriate spelling error


I like to think this is not actually an unintentional error, and he is just repeating what the cops tell him when he marches oinking into the station demanding an update on his crusade

"oh fuck its that fat retard again uh Hello there Mister Tomlinson! I'm afraid Sergeant Lyndon isnt here at the moment he's dealing with a uh....gas leak down on east side near Riverside park...

*desperately suppresses snigger*

Yeah, apparently its a reaaally messy situation there, they had to send an entire squad we had on loan from detroit in with him to uh...plug the pipe....oh you want an update on our case? well...erm...im afraid those idiots down at the court lost the charge sheet again so its gonna be another six months before we can look into this...no I said Lost not Losted, thats not even a word....oh your still doing that chiiiild thing....look just come back in six months when the charge sheet is no longer...

*fails to hide smirk*

... losted."