💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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bile demon said:
This fag is the most boring OnA poster by far. Zero humor, zero wit, never anything clever or interesting to say, just dull and repulsively autistic droning that goes on and on and on.
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This is why I hate dumb inter-forum wars (as opposed to entirely correct ones like hating redditors). 99% of the time they're based on cherry picking the biggest retards on the other site (and there are always retards) and acting like they represent the whole site. Like for KF it's usually screen capping the dumbest motherfucker's dumbest post and, of course, cutting out the part at the bottom where it gets a million dumb, autistic, lunacy stickers because everyone hates that faggot.

Or is a blatant shitpost.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
“resisting fascism” lol. He really does see himself as some kinda captain America, the secondhand embarrassment made me shrivel up a bit.
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Remember, this FFWBT thinks spamming "enjoy prison" 100 times a day is "resisting fascism" because it has a "this machine kills fascists" sticker on it. You know, sort of like how you're committing "revolution" by wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt made in a chink sweatshop or how you're a "rebel" if you wear Rebel-branded jeans.

He's the ultimate fat, porcine, squealing consoomer who thinks the products you consoom makes you whatever the advertisers say they make you. Or in short, he's extremely obese.
S.C.U.D. said:
I dunno, I think the fact that this thread is nearly at 2900 pages with a very large number of regular posters, and Pat got 3rd place 2 years in a row for Lolcow of the Year, shows that there's a broad appeal.
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That says more about his status as a complete loser than his status as a lolcow.

He's the Scorsese of lolcows, continually cheated out of awards, either by circumstances or the stupidity of the judges. I honestly don't think Rekieta will be a threat next time. He more or less blew his load and is now a white dwarf, physically and mentally. He looks like a fucking xkcd stick figure and is at Ethan Ralph level of incoherent babbling and seething.

Still, I imagine this year, some time in October, some previous literally who will show up and blow him out of the water again.

Because he's a loser. An extremely fat loser. And corpulent. And fat.
 
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DumbDude43 said:
article has potential, but the current version is front loaded with way too much boring shit. nobody cares about fatricks decade long history of politisperging on twatter, especially not the normies who read kym.
it is also in desperate need of more funny pictures, preferably some funny stalker child tweets, and maybe one of the cryptic web chronicles videos, those do a great job at explaining fatrick to uninitiated audiences, rather than the "ben shapiro destroys liberal with FACTS and LOGIC" video that is in there for some reason
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It’s a WIP. The years of his Twitter firebranding is important background to establish that Pat has long delighted in being a self-important prick online and is now reaping what he’s sown. Without that context, most normies would assume he’s some victim of online meanies who — as Pat continues to assert — chose him “at random.”

KYM isn’t KF and avoids editorializing. That’s not as entertaining as Patposting, but it has its role in establishing that this person has been proven to be a POS.

Think about how Pat’s ridiculous court filings read as he fills them with obnoxious commentary and emotional language in what is supposed to be a document that puts forth facts, a timeline, and well-researched case law citations. In contexts where there is an established norm and people expect it to be adhered to, trying to force a certain view on the reader often backfires — just like Pat’s court filings. Only gullible dipshits could read those and conclude that he doesn’t have it coming.

Sometimes less is more, and it’s lolcow behavior not to recognize what’s appropriate for achieving your ends with a particular audience.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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Its strange how people are saying niggers, or modernity, or the death of beauty as a means to devolve beauty standards so roasties can get some.

They have clearly stated they hate white men. They have openly stated it time and time again. Thats all this is. A bunch of idiots who were manipulated by a college professor into all of this shit, between bouts of getting fingered by the same shitstain (he hangs with his students as he is so cool, and pedo).

As far as these people are concerned, its just a classic racist attack on white men. People trying to come up with all these complicated ideas are just too much of a fucking coward to admit it, and fearful of being accused of being a racist. Call it like it is.
 
So Jackie got her street-fouling ass caught up in the "anonymous message" troll thats been inflicted on pat the last couple months, baiting fatrick into NOCHILDing confused normies and then leading to one of the more amusing normie/pig clashes I have seen since yesterday
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Normie begs this random fucking porcine retard to just shut the fuck up, pig is pathologically driven to respond with a quotation from the holy product

EDIT: and thus the cult of the pig welcomes its new converts
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Dr. Jaime Reyes said:
Oh man. This is great.

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Great question. Can we rank it on a scale of one to I gave a multi hour interview to my trolls which resulted in some of the finest content on the Internet?

Forgive my idiocy but what’s the tool of choice to archive tweets? Searching for a working Nitter instance?

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I use https://nitter.poast.org/stealthygeek/with_replies and then https://ghostarchive.org/ or https://archive.ph/
 
Judge Holden said:
Normie begs this random fucking porcine retard to just shut the fuck up, pig is pathologically driven to respond with a quotation from the holy product
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I can imagine the smug look Rick had after that retort. For those who don't know, congrats on not wasting your time on shitty movies, but "No, I don't think I will" is a famous line by Captain America. Rick identifies as him, as they both fight fascists. Well, one of them fought fascists, and the other one is a fat faggot who says "no, child" on Twitter a lot. Basically the same thing.
 
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Ya know I am invested enough in the pig mythos and enjoy the works of dickens enough at this stage to uh...acquire a copy of this new book and give it an honest to god chappy by chappy breakdown here on the thread and a pigwhistling review on goodreads/amazon
 
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Ya know I am invested enough in the pig mythos and enjoy the works of dickens enough at this stage to uh...acquire a copy of this new book and give it an honest to god chappy by chappy breakdown here on the thread and a pigwhistling review on goodreads/amazon
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Notice how the word "publisher" is not mentioned.
 
Something Awful said:
I can imagine the smug look Rick had after that retort. For those who don't know, congrats on not wasting your time on shitty movies, but "No, I don't think I will" is a famous line by Captain America. Rick identifies as him, as they both fight fascists. Well, one of them fought fascists, and the other one is a fat faggot who says "no, child" on Twitter a lot. Basically the same thing.
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For some extry context here are some relevent xeets
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Due to raw masochism and curiosity I then searched "cried" under his name and came accross....fucking....this
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I just wanna let the cringe settle for a few moments before I remind you all that this is like one of a half dozen xitter stories fat has shared about bursting into tears and standing up in the theater like an honest to god special needs kid before shrieking in piggish approval at latest product

EDIT: jesus...fucking christ
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Something Awful said:
Notice how the word "publisher" is not mentioned.
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Editor would be the more glaringly omitted phrase.

I dunno how it is nowadays, but your agent typically is the one who handles the financials/PR side of things, not the actual business of writing.

I'm also kind of amused that it took him, what, a week and a half to churn through all the rewrites? I'm pretty sure Patty is trying to stealth humblebrag but, uh, that's not really a laudable thing given we have a minute-by-minute tracker of Patty's actions thanks to Twitter.

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Most people would cite something like 'the birth of my child', 'my first dance as a newlywed', 'completing my love quest', 'publishing my first book', 'graduating head of my class', 'grinding my first child into pepperoni', etc.

You know, actual, definitive moments and memories in someone's life.

For Patty, it's clapping like a (fat, retarded) seal (with bitch tits) at some capeshit garbage no one is going to care about in 5 years.

What an utterly banal existence.
 
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Imagine taking your kids to the cinema to see some capeshit they like, and a big fat adult retard in the front row jumps up yelling and crying during every highlight, completely ruining the movie. I’d be really pissed off that his tard-wrangler wasn’t doing a better job.

Meanwhile the tard is proudly Xeeting about how he did that, multiple times, as though it was a good thing.
 
Piggle Rick said:
Imagine taking your kids to the cinema to see some capeshit they like, and a big fat adult retard in the front row jumps up yelling and crying during every highlight, completely ruining the movie. I’d be really pissed off that his tard-wrangler wasn’t doing a better job.

Meanwhile the tard is proudly Xeeting about how he did that, multiple times, as though it was a good thing.
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I'd imagine it would go something like this.
 
Pat is probably one of those terrible cinema attendants. Eating loudly all movie, bursting out laughing on the unfunny jokes, screaming and commenting loudly on action scenes. And probably lights half of the room up with his phone to check twitter
 
skol said:
Pat is probably one of those terrible cinema attendants. Eating loudly all movie, bursting out laughing on the unfunny jokes, screaming and commenting loudly on action scenes. And probably lights half of the room up with his phone to check twitter
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I'd bet anything he stands up and claps at the credits.
 
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