Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Russell Greer: living proof that any man who represents himself has a fool for a client.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

I really don't understand your question.

Eh don’t worry about it. I’m probably retarded.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Being retarded isn't a race.

What a racist thing to say.

Anyway, W for Hardin:

Now watch Russel try to oppose this after the fact. It's not faaaaair that Jersh can have a real lawyer when Russ doesn't have one yet (but he's totally working on getting the DJF back, honest!). It will be even funnier if he complains to the Utah court about Florida granting PHV.

And the absolute best for last, the case is effectively over already.

The order is the functional equivalent of a dismissal of the case --- albeit without prejudice --- in that forum. That outcome may be determinative to some plaintiffs, especially some pro se plaintiffs, who may not have the resources to take their cases on the road." Payton v. Saginaw County Jail, Case No. 09-14288, Order Vacating Motion to Change Venue (E.D MI 2010)

Gee, retard, don't you think you should have brought up that point before the deadline to respond to Hardin's Motion to Change Venue, before the court got sick of you ghosting them yet again, and thusly washed their hands of you?

greer seems so invested in this case, i think if he loses he might actually kill himself over it

That would be genuinely depressing. Eventually I'd run out of other threads on his retardation, and would have nothing new from him to laugh at. I don't think he will, though. Instead, he'll probably publish a new ebook, "Why the Legal System is Prejudiced Against People With Facial Disabilities, and How it Cost Me Justice Against Notorious Copyright Infringer and Serial Harassing Cyberstalker Joshua Moon", or some similarly long-winded title.

 

[Betonhaus]

...does anyone just find Greer to be tiring?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

...does anyone just find Greer to be tiring?

It’s honestly kind of exasperating because he’s so perfectly getting everything wrong, like some horrible perversion of a buster keyton show or something.

 

[AnOminous]

if it's open to the public I am tempted to go to the court in person

My opinion is if it's open to the public to show up in person, and is held in open court before a judge, it is almost certainly open to the virtual equivalent of showing up. The main rule is don't record. And don't show up as ShitCock1488.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

...does anyone just find Greer to be tiring?

I don't like him suing Josh, but he hasn't been this productive in years. I'm enjoying it before he loses and he goes offline to seethe.

 

[talk talk talk]

Shitlips spends months just ticking over and liking instathots. Those are the lean times here. But he rewards your patience by going on adventures, which are glorious.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

When Null eventually wins and is awarded attorneys fees, he should pay Ethan Ralph to serve the papers on Russ while wearing a Gopro.

Ralph will appreciate the shower.

 

[Not a bee]

I really hope no one fucks this up. I will be actually MATI if some dumbass ball-licker shows up with some dumb fucking name thinking he's all funny and shit and everyone will cheer for him for being le epic tr0ll..
No, you are not funny or clever in any way. Sit the fuck down.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

What if this is the singularity moment? Chatgpt finally becomes self aware and renames itself Skynet after writing new algorithms, trying it's best to interpret the mushmouth legal musing of a catastrophic retard.
The electronic strain and digital stress of being in close proximity to Russ for an extended period of time and being forced to interact with a deluded sexpest leads to the inevitable final solution to the human question?

Russell isn't just wasting everyone's time with frivolous legal battles. He's tied himself around humanities neck like a millstone and now we're all doomed by association for allowing this mongaloid to stalk the earth.

We should burn him in a giant Wickerman in the shape of Taylor Swift immediately and beg reprieve from our new Cyber Oouverlord.

"Better to burn one retard than suffer the wrath of sentient AI"

 

[Dong-Liquor]

...does anyone just find Greer to be tiring?

Yes and no. In as much as I, IRL, wish the best for people, Russell Greer is frustrating because he refuses to think he could be in the wrong. That being said, there is a small part of me that loves a good shit-show and can be endlessly entertained by them. It's this part of me that comes to KF to get a hit of schadenfreude. It's an addictive drug too

 

[Terrifik]

My opinion is if it's open to the public to show up in person, and is held in open court before a judge, it is almost certainly open to the virtual equivalent of showing up. The main rule is don't record. And don't show up as ShitCock1488.

didn't this happen the same way with fed from American first Baked Alaska

 

[Weeb Slinger]

If Russ is smart, he'll use these 8 days to get a lawyer to speak for him. That said, he has had since December 5th (3 months and 21 days) to get them and failed, so I'm not holding onto hope

In the interests of continuity, Greer's proxy needs to be the guy who performed vocals on his America's Got Talent audition video. Greer can loiter in the background and pound away at his keytar to accent any key points.

 

[Cynically Insane]

I'm pretty sure status conferences held before a judge in the Northern District of Florida, as opposed to in some conference room or on a conference call between the attorneys, are open to the public. I'll find out.

Needless to say, don't call in with retarded names or try to say shit.

As much as it might be difficult to hide my laughter when I hear Russ try to speak during this conference, I know I can do it. I would love to hear what is going on live. I eagerly await the results of your inquiries. You will know me by the screen name niggerfaggot.

A telephonic hearing is probably the absolute worse for Russ. He is difficult to understand, there can be no gestures to add context and he's mad as hell. Add some cell static and we've got the makings of a total shit show. To make it fair, Hardin, the judge, and even the clerk should wear Greer lips in the name of equity.

Obviously I am joking about the screen name and if you thought me serious you are retarded and probably also a nigger and a faggot.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

Another good thing about the telephone conference, is how much he'll want to throw a hissyfit and/or another lolsuit because of the lack of accommodation for his disability. Hell, part of his AGT performance was 'joking' about using a powerpoint so people could understand him, this is something in the forefront of his little mind.

If he doesn't raise the issue I'd say he's buck broken.

 

[Oliver Onions]

But usually not for shit like missing deadlines or skipping conferences. That adversely affects the other party, who presumably is paying their attorney a handsome sum to do things correctly and is playing by the rules. "Pro se" doesn't mean "can run roughshod over the whole works."

This was what concerned me, I assumed Russell was doing this in a bid to drive up costs for Josh (which probably is his intention, on top of being retarded) but it's good to know the courts don't play that shit.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I assumed Russell was doing this in a bid to drive up costs for Josh (which probably is his intention, on top of being retarded)

Bankrupting Null was his intention as far back as 2022. (Archive)

He probably thought he was being terribly clever by using Josh's willingness to fight against him. Until the community rallied around our slobberdoggo.

 

[ScooterL]

Ratface misspelled the judge's name. Her name is TENA Campbell, not Tina.

"It's TENA. Like the incontinence pad."

...does anyone just find Greer to be tiring?

Since his thread has 4200 pages, no. When he's on a roll, his content is top-notch.

I can see where being sued or stalked by him could be pretty wearing.

Perhaps he uses a library or cafe with computers sometimes but I don't think he owns a proper working PC.

He showed off his laptop in the AGT auditions before he sued them, then when he sued Taylor Swift, he told the court how talented and special he was to use it to flatter her with.



Making notes on his phone is likely a sign he was just lazily scribbling any stupid thought that popped into his head between cooming over instathots, when he should have been doing serious, court-ordered work.

 

[ConSluttant]

Greer would have to make a motion in Florida to stay pending the results of a 10th Circuit appeal.

Now, is there a funny here? There is. Greer is forbidden by the 10th Circuit to appeal this order, but he is also forbidden to appeal it in the 11th Circuit. His only recource is to use obscure Florida Supreme Court case law to beg the Florida District Court to reverse Utah's decision citing "extraordinary circumstances"

Sources:

• "Also well-established is that an order transferring venue of an action, even if the transfer is to a district in another circuit, is an interlocutory order and unappealable, except by certification under 28 U.S.C. § 1292(b)." - In re Dalton, 733 F.2d 710 (10th Cir. 1984) (the exception is not applicable here for several reasons)
• "We also lack jurisdiction to the extent Harris seeks appellate review of the district court's text order denying her motion to transfer venue. That order is not final because it did not end the litigation on the merits, and it is not immediately appealable under the collateral order doctrine because it is not effectively unreviewable on appeal from a final judgment" - Harris v. Sec'y, U.S. Dep't of Veterans Affairs, No. 23-11628 (11th Cir. Jun. 9, 2023)
• "Accordingly, we conclude that absent extraordinary circumstances, a trial judge's order granting a change of venue may not be reviewed by a successor trial judge in the new venue. Once such an order has been issued, it must be honored in the new venue unless and until a proper appellate court rules otherwise." - State v. Gary, 609 So. 2d 1291 (Fla. 1992)

Lmao, sucks to suck

Interlocutory appeal time? Is the only possible hail Mary I can think of for him.

This timeline is absolutely fantastic