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Candidate No 7 said:
Surreal.

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Not helping a 17-year old with hallucinations transition = transphobia.
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I'm absolutely sick and tired of these pathetic dimwits. It's beyond infuriating how they willingly throw themselves into this absurd self-victimizing nonsense without a shred of rationality. I was 17 some years ago, and let me tell you, some of these youngsters are just plain hopeless & you literally can't reason with them. They've been spoon-fed "yes" their entire lives, and it's turned them into insufferable stupid unreasonable brats who can't handle a single "no."

They're like vicious online bullies, always pushing their agenda and playing the victim card like it's their full-time job. Dealing with their constant need for validation is an absolute nightmare. If you dare to oppose them, they'll stop at nothing to tear your life apart.

Honestly, I've had it with their nonsense. I know it's a bit cynical but they're begging for a one-way ticket to natural selection. I can only hope that doctor hurries up and throws them onto the conveyor belt where they all belong.
 
Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
What a difference a year can make.

Sept. 2023 (last and only capture)

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Today

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The script writes itself.

I wonder how insatiable his porn consumption was.
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"Why we left our Mormon church" is probably the funniest video title I have ever seen on a troon YouTube channel, like they had a choice.

You didn't decide to leave assholes, what happened was probably what's called "a withdrawal of membership" from the LDS, where during the community portion (Mormon temple lasts for 3 hours on Sunday, the first hour is when the entire community is together for decision making and announcements) one of the members of the ward will bring up the fact that you are an insane troon. They will then hold a public vote and people will cast their vote yes or no by raising their hands to remove you from temple.

Either that or a temple elder from your ward straight up met with you and told you active faggotry is not permitted and said to either divorce this fucking nimrod or GTFO of the ward.
 
Geraldine said:
Well at least this one isn't LARPing as a lesbian. :lit:
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Truly he has the worst of both worlds. A gay incel.
Incels complain about lack of nookie, but who ever heard of a gay man who can't get cock?

He attempts to transform himself into the one thing gay men don't want. :)

Here's some comments at the bottom with low Reddit karma ...

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Interesting that dating apps are now "mainstream".
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Once again the tranny entitlement comes out.

"I can't get dick on demand like real cis girls do. Well, I can get it from chasers who want to fuck me for being a freak but I don't want that. They should want to run a train on me because I'm such a dumb slut teehee, not because they see me for what I am."
 
Things Once Remembered said:
Once again the tranny entitlement comes out.

"I can't get dick on demand like real cis girls do. Well, I can get it from chasers who want to fuck me for being a freak but I don't want that. They should want to run a train on me because I'm such a dumb slut teehee, not because they see me for what I am."
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Imagine having the balls (LARGE pun intended, btw) to say to the very slim minority that would ever throw you some dick "i Am NoT yEr FeTiSh!!!"

Yes you are their fetish. And only a freak-fucker would fuck you, you fucking freak.

Deal with it.
 
CrispyLegs said:
The nerve of a tranny calling other men ugly
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But he's a girl, see?
Even ugly girls can get dick.

And gay men can get dick, even gay men who play dress up.
Some gay men won't mind that.

But he's a girl, and a girl wants a straight man. :christine: tee hee
 
Geraldine said:
But he's a girl, see?
Even ugly girls can get dick.

And gay men can get dick, even gay men who play dress up.
Some gay men won't mind that.

But he's a girl, and a girl wants a straight man. :christine: tee hee
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It is kind of wild, thinking about how hard you have to mess up that you can't find some dude who's willing to fuck you. I realize this is partially because this troon desires only the most affirming of penises, but still, it's wild that he's mentally boxed himself into another miserable situation. Another L that isn't just self-imposed, but literally created by the brain of the troon themselves.
 
Geraldine said:
But he's a girl, see?
Even ugly girls can get dick.

And gay men can get dick, even gay men who play dress up.
Some gay men won't mind that.

But he's a girl, and a girl wants a straight man. :christine: tee hee
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Do you remember that part in dodgeball where Vince Vaughn slams that dude against the wall and just tells him YOU ARE NOT A PIRATE?

I want to do that every time I see a troon in public, just grab them by the shirt and slam them up against the wall and say YOU ARE NOT A GIRL.

The random guy who throws the milkshake at him and tells him to go back to treasure island creases me. I need to watch that movie again.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
Surreal.

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Kid if you can't even spell "chosen" right then you are too young to go through a permanent body mutilation.


Also thread tax:

3 years post op, I don't think it looks as good as they think, wtf is with the inch+ long scar between bottom of clit to top of amhole.

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The number of people who are like, "I want a dick, balls and vagina" in these subreddits is shocking. They are truly pornsick. Who would have thought in 2024 people would want to be real life futanaris.

One of the guys (u/DepressivesBrot) in the post linked is a German dude who wants to keep his dick and balls. My guy, 70 years ago Hitler would have had your head, or the Nazis' would have done that to you for free "for science".

Edit to add: Oh my God this German dude is talking in another thread about cloning his dick, and later trying to bend his dick into his new vagina while shoving the clone up his ass. So pornsick he wants to literally fuck himself. You can't make this shit up.

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Tenebrous Calamity said:
Kid if you can't even spell "chosen" right then you are too young to go through a permanent body mutilation.


Also thread tax:

3 years post op, I don't think it looks as good as they think, wtf is with the inch+ long scar between bottom of clit to top of amhole.

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The number of people who are like, "I want a dick, balls and vagina" in these subreddits is shocking. They are truly pornsick. Who would have thought in 2024 people would want to be real life futanaris.

One of the guys (u/DepressivesBrot) in the post linked is a German dude who wants to keep his dick and balls. My guy, 70 years ago Hitler would have had your head, or the Nazis' would have done that to you for free "for science".

Edit to add: Oh my God this German dude is talking in another thread about cloning his dick, and later trying to bend his dick into his new vagina while shoving the clone up his ass. So pornsick he wants to literally fuck himself. You can't make this shit up.

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I've been coming back and laughing at that dude's weird, hairless, scarred up, balloon knot, man made lunch meat vagina for like 20 minutes.
 
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Anne Hathaway Fan said:
I've been coming back and laughing at that dude's weird, hairless, scarred up, balloon knot, man made lunch meat vagina for like 20 minutes.
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Some of the best Ls are the ones they don't even realise they have. :tomgirl:

Remember folxs, this is what 20-30k gets you, plus a shit load of HRT. The 41% is absolutely free..

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Same 'thing' as the meat purse.

Plus lonely posting:
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In my own experience i see the lives of
trans woman discussed and handled like we are male perverts, or that we have to safe the woman from us male predators, or that we are or have a fetish. Idk how it is for Trans man.. But i caught myself wishing I was the other way around because it would've been much easier to stealth. I stoped talking because l'm not Voice Trained yet and it takes me ages to plug every hair in my face. Just so that it grows back every two days.

I don't want to compare our Trauma, but trans woman are always discussed when the topic of trans people comes
up anywhere and it's almost always accusations that we are perverted Preditors

How is your Experience? Maybe my perspective is just very fragile.

I would Love to hear Trans Man's problems and insecurities.

Or experiences of other trans woman that have another perspective on this.

But please stay Nice in the Comments. We are All in the same boat and I'm equally proud of any of you for going your way.

What the fuck are they putting in German/European water?
 
melty said:
Pooners and commentary on pooners like this have given me a much greater understanding of male and female psychological differences. Although (due to being terminally online forever) I can usually guess from a post if someone is male or female, all the posts about female-brained pooners have really amped up my detection skills. I couldn't always tell you in the past WHY something read male or female, nowadays it's easier to point to specifics. And I have a greater understanding now of why men see women as neurotic and illogical, and why stuff women go batshit over is really not seen as an issue by men, not necessarily out of malice but it's just not on their radar as an issue. Female socialization vs. male socialization seems a lot more obvious now, too. Every time some guy rips on a pooner for female brained thinking, it's like a little nugget of insight.
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check out the jubilee trans episode to see trans women acting like men and trans men acting like women lol Blossom even acts like a nigger
 
Tenebrous Calamity said:
Some of the best Ls are the ones they don't even realise they have. :tomgirl:

Remember folxs, this is what 20-30k gets you, plus a shit load of HRT. The 41% is absolutely free..

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Same 'thing' as the meat purse.

Plus lonely posting:
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In my own experience i see the lives of
trans woman discussed and handled like we are male perverts, or that we have to safe the woman from us male predators, or that we are or have a fetish. Idk how it is for Trans man.. But i caught myself wishing I was the other way around because it would've been much easier to stealth. I stoped talking because l'm not Voice Trained yet and it takes me ages to plug every hair in my face. Just so that it grows back every two days.

I don't want to compare our Trauma, but trans woman are always discussed when the topic of trans people comes
up anywhere and it's almost always accusations that we are perverted Preditors

How is your Experience? Maybe my perspective is just very fragile.

I would Love to hear Trans Man's problems and insecurities.

Or experiences of other trans woman that have another perspective on this.

But please stay Nice in the Comments. We are All in the same boat and I'm equally proud of any of you for going your way.

What the fuck are they putting in German/European water?
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Haha, it spelled predator like redditor.

I'm going to start calling them Preditors now. Which I'm sure is already a thing but this is the first I'm hearing of it and it tickled me.
 
Awful lot of Mormons trooning out, I have noticed. Imagine being a devote Mormon, of all religions, and suddenly being forced into homosexuality and losing your entire support system, and that of your children, in one swoop. That excommunication is no joke, they’ll snub you in the grocery and shit talk you in Relief Society. I can just see her head exploding trying to decide which is the worse sin, homosexuality or divorce? Gotta get into that 144,000 club, baby.

No man is worth losing glory, girl. The drop from celestial to telestial is a big one. Let him suffer for 1,000 while you eat fishes at the feet of Christ or whatever. No shame in being a trans widow, but handmaidens are fucking unforgivable traitors.
 
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