Chris finally watches The Lego Movie (7-II-'14)

[bradsternum]

We should have a word filter so that anything that has anything to do with that asshat is scrubbed from the CWCKi search function so he can't masturbate to people talking about him. He'll die from jizz-backup.

 

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We should have a word filter so that anything that has anything to do with that asshat is scrubbed from the CWCKi search function so he can't masturbate to people talking about him. He'll die from jizz-backup.

I nominate "Little Willy"

[youtube]jt9kaw5no5o[/youtube]
Cuz Little Willy won't go home.

 

[Null]

I'm making an effort to delete comments on Chris' facebook statuses, unless he has replied to them.

 

[Dr.Research]

If Chris was still making comics we'd probably see a few Lego characters and a stolen story arc in there somewhere. Well, he had some fun so good on him, even though he probably made various people uncomfortable.

 

[Globe]

I really think the definition of A-logging ought to be expanded to include "using Chris' Facebook posts as a means of drawing attention to oneself."

 

[MysticMisty]

It was not only well done with the pieces, but the Family element near the end was sincerely very touching and sweet.

Bring the whole family.

And he still tries to emulate the language of advertising... That's another thing about him that bugs me, his tendency to endorse products like a one-man advertising agency.

It's da autism. He thinks it's completely normal. He probably thinks he's recommending stuff like how you would to a friend, except he doesn't know how people speak to each other. Case in point I briefly knew of an autistic guy who had the advertising blurb of a video game for his DA signature (including the ESRB rating).

 

[CWCissey]

I really think the definition of A-logging ought to be expanded to include "using Chris' Facebook posts as a means of drawing attention to oneself."

I think that should be called 'Water-Logging'.

 

[Stuff and Things]

I really think the definition of A-logging ought to be expanded to include "using Chris' Facebook posts as a means of drawing attention to oneself."

I think that should be called 'Water-Logging'.

Please, let's not even consider that, that dumbfuck doesn't deserves our attention.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I'm glad he got to see the LEGO booby, with his house burning up he needs to be a little distracted by bright colors. Seeing it in IMAX must've made him feel like he had become a LEGO figure. That's probably a big fantasy of his, shrinking small and living in a LEGO world with little plastic C's for MANOS. He's probably going to see it again.

That's so sad.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm glad he got to see the LEGO booby, with his house burning up he needs to be a little distracted by bright colors. Seeing it in IMAX must've made him feel like he had become a LEGO figure. That's probably a big fantasy of his, shrinking small and living in a LEGO world with little plastic C's for MANOS. He's probably going to see it again.

That's so sad.

What's even sadder is Lego Chris would likely find a sharpie and go around drawing tits on all the female characters. That will piss off Good Cop/Bad Cop so much that Good Cop will literally look the other way as Bad Cop goes Rodney King on his arse.

Also, if Chris was in the Lego universe, everyone knows he'd be Duplo.

 

[CWCissey]

We should have a word filter so that anything that has anything to do with that asshat is scrubbed from the CWCKi search function so he can't masturbate to people talking about him. He'll die from jizz-backup.

I nominate "Little Willy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt9kaw5no5o
Cuz Little Willy won't go home.

I nominate 'William, It Was Really Nothing' as that sums up all of Watercloset's posts perfectly.

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Also, Smiths.

 

[Smutley]

I just want everyone here, and I mean EVERYONE - every single person in this thread, and also the people on the whole forum, and most likely all the people in the entire world because they all gave money too - to realize that if it wasn't for your stupid donations to charity Chris would never have seen this movie that he never deserved to see in the first place.

Chris is an absolute monster and the only thing he should have been given after a house fire was a trip to hell to get buttfucked by a bunch of devils forever, not a MOVIE TICKET. You guys should be ashamed of yourself that $900 could have been given to a homeless vet so he could fix sick homeless dogs and then they could come to the forum and register to thank us all and talk about Chris too.

Makes me fucking sick.

 

[CWCissey]

I just want everyone here, and I mean EVERYONE - every single person in this thread, and also the people on the whole forum, and most likely all the people in the entire world because they all gave money too - to realize that if it wasn't for your stupid donations to charity Chris would never have seen this movie that he never deserved to see in the first place.

Chris is an absolute monster and the only thing he should have been given after a house fire was a trip to hell to get buttfucked by a bunch of devils forever, not a MOVIE TICKET. You guys should be ashamed of yourself that $900 could have been given to a homeless vet so he could fix sick homeless dogs and then they could come to the forum and register to thank us all and talk about Chris too.

Makes me fucking sick.

 

[Stuff and Things]

I just want everyone here, and I mean EVERYONE - every single person in this thread, and also the people on the whole forum, and most likely all the people in the entire world because they all gave money too - to realize that if it wasn't for your stupid donations to charity Chris would never have seen this movie that he never deserved to see in the first place.

Chris is an absolute monster and the only thing he should have been given after a house fire was a trip to hell to get buttfucked by a bunch of devils forever, not a MOVIE TICKET. You guys should be ashamed of yourself that $900 could have been given to a homeless vet so he could fix sick homeless dogs and then they could come to the forum and register to thank us all and talk about Chris too.

Makes me fucking sick.

I didn't donated, and i am not american to pay taxes, so, i neither donated, nor support his

 

[NiggoFiggo]

I just want everyone here, and I mean EVERYONE - every single person in this thread, and also the people on the whole forum, and most likely all the people in the entire world because they all gave money too - to realize that if it wasn't for your stupid donations to charity Chris would never have seen this movie that he never deserved to see in the first place.

Chris is an absolute monster and the only thing he should have been given after a house fire was a trip to hell to get buttfucked by a bunch of devils forever, not a MOVIE TICKET. You guys should be ashamed of yourself that $900 could have been given to a homeless vet so he could fix sick homeless dogs and then they could come to the forum and register to thank us all and talk about Chris too.

Makes me fucking sick.

Nigga why you so mad? Its the first of the month for all we know he used his tugboat to go. If i remeber right the check was wrote to Barb so I highly doubt she gave her tard baby playing money while there are more pressing issues at hand.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Nice to Chris finally enjoyed himself for once.

I've heard positive things about the movie myself, but I think I'll wait a while.

 

[bigshot]

Jay Leno made millions of dollars a year as host of the Tonight Show, and he didn't give me a single chuckle. Chris's antics have kept me amused and entertained and even made me laugh out loud. I think he should be declared a national treasure and be given all the lego sets and video games he wants... as long as he makes youtube videos to keep his fans happy.

 

[butt in trouble]

Well I don't know about you guys but I'm shocked Chris liked The Lego Movie.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Well I don't know about you guys but I'm shocked Chris liked The Lego Movie.

Chris would like anything with the name Legos on it. If there was a mousetrap with the name Lego on it, he would get it.

 

[LordCustos3]

Waterface has become background noise to me at this point.

EDIT: I've censored the sperg because his attention seeking wall texts aggravate me. Suck it.

....and here I thought that THAT GUY had wrote "Who the Hell Cares!" to Chris'tards post. That would've been the most apt response....and it would've led to Chris'tard inflicting an immediate Banhammering....and nothing of value would be lost.