💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Second Missing Primarch said:
My cat was being a shithead the other day, so I put her in my room to cool her paws for a bit. As I dropped her on the bed, I told her to enjoy prison and didn't even think about it until after I'd closed the door.
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I do that with my dog now. She loves to rush the front door when deliveries come, but she's terrified by empty boxes, so I drop one in the hallway and say Enjoy prison, stalker doggy.
 
I know I sound like a histrionic faggot but it is genuinely jarring to see Rick attack Leslie relentlessly. Whilst she occasionally pokes and prods, Pig's responses are so disproportionate that the punishment does not fit the 'crime'. 1.7 GPA aside, does he think about the optics of his actions considering how the general consensus seems to be that Leslie is a nice, harmless woman?

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Taco Santo! said:
I do that with my dog now. She loves to rush the front door when deliveries come, but she's terrified by empty boxes, so I drop one in the hallway and say Enjoy prison, stalker doggy.
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I say it to my dog if I’ve got to crate him up for whatever reason.

Pat posting is a brain contagion, I swear.
 
I don't much like Brian Keene's books, but the guy apparently sells a lot of copies.

Jackie's Abortion said:
Pig's responses are so disproportionate that the punishment does not fit the 'crime' and considering how the general consensus seems to be that Leslie is a nice, harmless woman.
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No, see, she's not frothing mad at Fatricks trolls and doesn't accept his word at face value, so she is a stalkerchild to be endlessly impotently threatened and raged at. It's the only fitting punishment, and hollow threats are all he has.
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
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No one ruins Fat’s like quite like Fat.
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Brian has been nominated for another Bram Stoker award this year. Where's Patrick's awards? On his mothers fridge next to the "DLTIW" sticker, the hand drawn picture of his daddy as a rodeo clown, his last report card, and his dads latest DUI ticket?
Taco Santo! said:
I don't much like Brian Keene's books, but the guy apparently sells a lot of copies.
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His books are hit and miss with me personally. Asians write better horror nowadays.
Taco Santo! said:
I do that with my dog now. She loves to rush the front door when deliveries come, but she's terrified by empty boxes, so I drop one in the hallway and say Enjoy prison, stalker doggy.
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My rabbit does not in fact enjoy it's prison. It'll be released once it's dry outside.
 
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Last one for the day, because his histrionics were too much and I wasted a whole week's worth of shitposting today alone lol. Stupid fatty.

Anyways, Leslie was not the only one of the Civilian Brigade to get really angry at Piggy:
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Bonus Felony Tinytimming:
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Yeah, 'tis Oinking Day indeed.

Today we are getting so many nudges and winks to previous episodes, I'm getting a bit nostalgic:
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Don't get me wrong, I love innovation, but you just can't beat the classics.

Edit: damn, poor Shane:
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That's gotta sting more than an unbuttered butterknife up the frontbutt.
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Now that’s a guy in total control of his faculties, making impotent demands with a time limit on fuckin xitter lol. DO IT NOW BITCH BEFORE I GET UPSET
 
I'mThePatMan! said:
Last one for the day, because his histrionics were too much and I wasted a whole week's worth of shitposting today alone lol. Stupid fatty.

Anyways, Leslie was not the only one of the Civilian Brigade to get really angry at Piggy:
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Bonus Felony Tinytimming:
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The Hog has such a way of turning milquetoaste mild mannered off center left normoids into vigilant patposters it’s borderline supernatural. It’s like if Professor X telepathically condescended you constantly.
 
This bears further research but I am beginning to wonder if there might be a connection between the latest unpleasantness in Haiti - complete with a cannibal warlord named BBQ - and Patrick's recent decision to file another LOLsuit.

Think about it. Who benefits from the distraction the most? Hundreds - if not THOUSANDS - of black babies can captured, trafficked, and processed into succulent pepperoni while the MPD is focused on preparing for its defense. Patrick is attempting to sideline fine law officers as Lyndon Evans while his cohorts in Haiti engage in a vast, industrial-scale butchery...all to feed the insatiable lust this bloated eunuch has for the tender, spicy, and pleasingly aromatic artisanal charcuterie that can only come from the harvesting of black babies (which he has of course raped beforehand).
 
BrainProlapse said:
It's so over for me I've caught the brainworm, I patposted a dog last weekend.

*dog walks into the room and eyes up my food*
"You have already been fed stalker child, continuing to beg for food constitutes felony harassment"
*dog stares at me*
"Enjoy prison"
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Second Missing Primarch said:
My cat was being a shithead the other day, so I put her in my room to cool her paws for a bit. As I dropped her on the bed, I told her to enjoy prison and didn't even think about it until after I'd closed the door.
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I often tell friends and family to "enjoy prison, stalker child" patposting irl has become an epidemic.
 
Pedophobe said:
A 22 second gap between xeets? You're slipping Fatrick.

Yes Leslie, let the power flow through you, gooood.
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No child,he is not slipping. This generous intermission between CHILDings allows the stalkers to realize the error of their ways before being berated once again for their felony harassment. Enjoy being a DECENT HUMAN BEING,stalkerchild.
 
seeing the widespread normie hate on pat is like watching a flower bloom. it brings a tear to my eye knowing my favorite little piggy is becoming a real lolstar, no pestering needed 🥲
 
Pat's Pointer Finger said:
seeing the widespread normie hate on pat is like watching a flower bloom. it brings a tear to my eye knowing my favorite little piggy is becoming a real lolstar, no pestering needed 🥲
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Amen. I appreciate the OnA folks, but for my money, the normies that stumbled into Pat tend to be funnier in how they seem to really trigger Pat.
 
and like with pat nooo childing josiah you know that how he talks to leslie is how he talks to all the women in his life when they don't just obey and enjoy prison. That talk about "shutting her mouth if she knows what's good for her" def went down in the adrienne household before the divorce. I suspect when nikki is off her meds he gets like that too.
 
JustStopDude said:
Amen. I appreciate the OnA folks, but for my money, the normies that stumbled into Pat tend to be funnier in how they seem to really trigger Pat.
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It's the best when actual authors/literary agents/publishers get drawn into it, that's gotta sting worse than anything else for him. That's why Leslie is the best, she's right in his metaphorical backyard, not the actual real salted one.
 
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