Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

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You wanna know why Helldivers was such a smash hit? There's no injection politics aside from making fun of Our The Democracy™ (yes this actually pissed people off despite being a milquetoast satirical joke), you just shoot robots and bugs, nothing more nothing less.

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Anyone willing to start taking bets on how long it will take Cucktaco to go the same way as Buzzfeed. I mean what have they actually provided of value in the last decade?
 
Are we boycotting every games they put their hands on? Because I actually own and enjoy some of their games (Spider-Man 2 and Sable)

I am planning to buy Battle Shapers because I heard it is Mega Man combined with DOOM. Should I?
 
You wanna know why Helldivers was such a smash hit? There's no injection politics aside from making fun of Our The Democracy™ (yes this actually pissed people off despite being a milquetoast satirical joke), you just shoot robots and bugs, nothing more nothing less.

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See, that's because Helldivers 2 is something we like to call 'Fun', which isn't allowed anymore. Everything has to be a woke political talking point. Or have microtranactions up the ass.

Granted, at the rate things are going, I would not be surprised if DLC for the game introduces a third faction which are going to be something like, I dunno, shrieking alien cultists that are a thinly veiled proxy for woketards.
 
Are we boycotting every games they put their hands on? Because I actually own and enjoy some of their games (Spider-Man 2 and Sable)

I am planning to buy Battle Shapers because I heard it is Mega Man combined with DOOM. Should I?
Dude, Roboquest is right around the corner, go get it.
 
Are we boycotting every games they put their hands on? Because I actually own and enjoy some of their games (Spider-Man 2 and Sable)

I am planning to buy Battle Shapers because I heard it is Mega Man combined with DOOM. Should I?
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You don't have to give them money if you don't want to.
 
I just attempted to check the curator page for SBI on steam, and its been removed.

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Gabe WTF?

You have to stop thinking that you're in charge and start thinking that you're having a dance. We used to think we're smart [...] but nobody is smarter than the internet. [...] One of the things we learned pretty early on is 'Don't ever, ever try to lie to the internet - because they will catch you. They will de-construct your spin. They will remember everything you ever say for eternity.'

Have you forgotten your own words?

Edit: Maybe a lil hasty.
 
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Aside from the culture war side of it, if I were a programmer, VFX artist, or QA tech and found out that a few dozen consultants were pulling a full salary for contributing essentially nothing, I would absolutely riot.
 
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