What’s your least favourite language

[Fading puppy syndrome]

I fucking hate French

 

[Tablet County]

Yours.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

Anything but American English, baby. USA! USA!

 

[KittyGremlin]

I fucking hate French

daring today aren't we


Anyway, for me it's Pidgin.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Python, probably.
Imagine using indentation as syntax.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Any sort of Elvish is pretty gay.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

Spanish

 

[Bassomatic]

daring today aren't we


Anyway, for me it's Pidgin.

By far it's like a more embarrassing ebonics. At least ebonics/AAVE/monkey speak gave us funny things like Finna.

pidgin is just one of those participation trophies for nigs who can't into anything aside clicking and rape

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I fucking hate French

@Pierre D'Olnique

I don't like anything from the Indian subcontinent, that is for sure.

 

[Hinttitroniikka]

Even though they're interesting, the sounds of Danish, Russian, and Portuguese all really piss me off. I also hate Australian accents.

 

[Bab00n]

French.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Spanish, considering I hear it every goddamn day, spoken by people who are probably here illegally.

 

[eatler]

Klingon

 

[Keith Kunt]

Hebrew. Sounds like someone constantly clearing their throat.

 

[Keith Kunt]

Hindu. For it is associated with the sounds of a frustrated, mentally stunted pajeet on the telephone whom you called in to Comcast, hoping to get a technically competent person to help with your router, only to get a pajeet, whom you have to ask to repeat what he's saying three times every fifth sentence and has the English proficiency of a 10 year old.

That and the fact that their language is tone based, making it a bitch to learn for everybody else.

I wish that instead of that oil pipeline being blown up near the start of the Ukraine war, it had been all cables allowing India to telephone other countries. I hate them for tech support so much.

 

[Smar Mijou]

It's not really "hate", but you cannot convince me that Welsh isn't just an elaborate hoax. Like some guy's spastic cat once trampled across his keyboard one day pressing random keys, and he just kept going with it.

The same thing with Icelandic or other "Nordic" languages, except for those, wingdings was enabled on the keys.

 

[Bassomatic]

Hebrew. Sounds like someone constantly clearing their throat.

If you really want to hear that listen to proper Arab Jews who speak both Arabic and Hebrew.

I have a professor friend who is and his English is perfect but if he says something in either Arabic or Hebrew I think I need to do the hemlick

 

[vomitusdeux]

Sign language. It's just way to exclude the blind from your elitist language. Deaf people are bigots.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Esperanto is a fake ass Marxist language that people keep trying to make happen for some reason.

 

[NoReturn]

Not a fan of Mandarin, even when sung. Some other languages I don't like sound good when you sing them, but a lot of popular Chinese songs just sound like the Pinky and the Brain version of Yoko Ono.