💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Cannibal Fuckface said:
I think this is more a case of narcissism and perhaps delusions of grandeur. Pat sees himself as a important figure of the left online, hence his "activism" and need to chime in on every leftist issue that pops up on Twitter. He rationalizes all the shit he gets by believing that he has a powerful voice that the "alt-right" (or nazis or Putin whatever boggie man he favors) are trying to silence via trolling, swatting and all the other forms of harassment.

Of course the real reason people fuck with him is because they know that he WILL respond to whatever inane bullshit they come up with. Him being a lib has very little to do with it, it's being a smug cunt on Twitter who must always get the last word in that paints a target on his tubby back.
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Was considering this earlier today, specifically with regards to fatty-fatty-porky-patty's trademark NOCHILD candour on xitter and elsewhere along with his internet tough guy schtick, and I suddenly realised where I had heard shit like this before

From 14 year old autists who downloaded an edgy personality online, along with a rotating list of stock "badass" responses from whatever shit tier media they were consooming at the time. For weebs with some knowledge of jap terminology, you might recognise such a character as a Chuunibyou which according to the recognised troon ridden sewer of media autism is defined as

....in general, chuunis act like overly melodramatic know-nothing know-it-alls who think of themselves as more awesome than everyone else because of experiences, abilities, and even special powers that they clearly don't have. Imagine kids trying to convince you (in the most obnoxious way possible) that they're accomplished Ninjas who could kick your ass, and you kind of have the idea.
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Sound familiar?

Well it should because this shit is sadly universal, even if it lacks a dedicated word in the west for this subtype of autist. You may have known someone like this yourselves growing up....hell some of you may well have been someone like this and scurried to the farms to cleanse your cringe sins in the blood of troons and retards. But this is exactly the kind of mindset we see extremely overtly present in the backstories of an extreme number of cows in our archives.

However, with fat its a lil different. Imagine if you will someone of this literal retardation grew to adulthood in the 90s and early 00s where the stock edgy personality would have been markedly different from the cliches we know and love, and because their mommy was a school psychologist who was seemingly dedicated to ensuring nothing would interfere with her baby boy's lack of development away from this cringe, he never fucking changed even slightly or adapted in the face of external pressure as most cows do.

He just kept on happily spewing shit like this without consequence his whole life due first to parental protection and then to the various groups or causes he managed to latch on to who were unwilling or uncaring enough to not try and push him to be less of an insufferable fucking retard, and I suspect this by and large carried on without a hitch until his wife left him, which was something neither his parent's largesse nor his connections to d list literary groups/z list stand up comic scenes could fix, meaning he only had his own mental intelligence, maturity, and the quality of his character to fall back on.

....so naturally he threw a screaming public shitfit and threatened to murder his wife and unborn child, whimpered to the cops it was just the drink talking, and then scurried to his blog to snarl and weep about how he was the real victim of his evil bitch betrayer wife.

This, along with the aforementioned "14 year old self declared badass" mindset effectively foreshadows all his future interactions with people IRL or online in which he is unable to have his minions dispose of the scum who dare insult him. An explosion of hyperbolic narcissistic fury sustained by a pathological obsession to "win" against any who dare mock him, all while fanatically presenting a facade of ultra successful 2kool4skool financial, physical, mental, and moral perfection that is beyond that any mere mortal troll could hope to attain.

Did I overthink this? Fuck yes, but im ripshit on fat tier bourbon so aint like I got else better to do
 
Neetorino said:
That's very tempting just to see how shit his writing really is, but I don"t know if I want it showing up in my library.
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I'm a little ways into it right now and my honest impression is that it is just meh. I more or less know who the main characters are, but I don't care about them. Also, the concept of starship repossession is a really fun one and I'm hoping that it comes together in the second act. Many of the goodreads reviews are positive, though they certainly could be trollish in nature.

Judge Holden said:
but im ripshit on fat tier bourbon
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Rock Hill? I actually saw a bottle of that at my local the other day, considering picking it up.
 
Sloppy Party Bottom said:
Rock Hill? I actually saw a bottle of that at my local the other day, considering picking it up.
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Nah cheaper than that. Woodford Reserve which while something I enjoy is not exactly the classiest bourbon out there. Still its probably better than my original choice of Makers Mark given I had an unnatural hankering to retry it after shittalking it in fatrick's collection and having seen ten thousand jokes about Ethan Ralph's imbibing of it, but alas the store had none.
 
If null implemented combo reacts (for example, the one I'd probably use most often, Autistic/Feels combo), I'd jump through whatever hoops I needed to in order to pay to get True & Honest Fan.
 
FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST LOOKED AT FAT'S XITTER FEED MID DRANK AND SNORTED BOURBON UP MY NOSE LAUGHING....EVERYTHING BURNS....
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My father was a professional bull rider for six seasons, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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Fucking hell...my nasal passages feel like they just got cleaned with a wire brush
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Tablet County said:
Piggy's never been told that because he doesn't fucking write because he's too fucking busy arguing with people online.
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Fatrick's going to start selling his tweets printed on paper at this point

If he did make another book what would it be about? If I Did It: Confessions of the Sasuge maker
 
Judge Holden said:
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Also fat is literally xeeting every 10 seconds and in the last 10 minutes has xeeted up to 100 times
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Despite his lawyers obviously telling him to shut the fuck up online, he's doing a wonderful job of ruining his case against the city. Patposters over on X should keep needling him so the case automatically gets thrown out so there's another thing to pester him about.
 
Penrowe said:
I am in awe at the fucking dedication of this man.
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Can you imagine if Pat had this type of determination, but wasn't an obstinate retard?

Somewhere beyond this world, in one alternate universe among infinite universes, Patrick R. Tomlinson is a genius biochemist. In the five years he's worked in pharma development, he's already developed cures for eight forms of cancer, and any day now he'll finish his latest and greatest work, a serum that will all but eliminate aging.

In another universe, theoretical physicist Patrick T. Tomlinson has just developed a new mathematical formula that, if researchers can find practical applications of it, will lead to nearly infinite energy. Friends and family close to this version of Patrick claim he spent "nearly every waking moment" working on it.

Ah, the possibilities...
 
DumbDude43 said:
yeah from what i've seen we're looking at mostly speculation, with bits of circumstantial evidence at best.
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The 'Patrick paid me to swat him because he wanted to sue the MPD' could be from the arrested Alan and could be true. It could also have been just made up shit. Depending on timing - did 'torswats' make the self-swat statement 1st or did the funsters find the Gemini info, mention it, and 'torswats' then make the self-swat statement? The order makes the swat statement more or less credible. One version is petulant child has outburst about not getting paid. The other order - it was a funny trolling. The DOJ/Milwaukee DA have whatever was on the devices they seized and may provide information that would connect the wallets. The Gemini data breach is reported to have Patrick's email and Patrick was reported to have admitted that is a valid email but denies being a customer of Gemini as I understand. Federal Know Your Customer rules should mean Gemini has some data about the email address. The cops can ask for a warrant for what Gemini has WRT Patrick. Google/Twitter/phoneCo/perhaps Gemini will have Patrick device info and may be able to place a device in the possession of Patrick.

Funsters can't get access to some of those records but they CAN reach out to the 15 alderpeople on the common council with concerns about government money paying for a self-swat and then suing Milwaukee for the self-swat. Same with reaching out to news media with 'the city in your market is being sued. You might want to consider getting footage/story in the can so you can roll the story *IF* the statement made about self-swatting becomes entered into the federal case as a reason to dismiss/have Patrick pay for the defendant's attorney fees.' A guy suing the city over swatting is one level of story but a guy pays to be swatted so he can sue the city and the people who Patrick claims are the criminal harassers/swatters were instrumental in getting the story of the paid swatting to light' is a whole different level of story. The 2nd kind of story that will get wide spread attention outside your local market.

While a bunch of 'ya are shaking your head at who's bankrolling the lawsuit have you considered the self-swat was a known possibility to the funder and by funding the lawsuit was a good way for a divorce to happen because they have a greater than 1.7 GPA and understood how god damned dumb that plan was? By suing the cops the cops have a reason to fully examine the claim to win such a lawsuit and the lawsuit needed funding for such an outcome. Just the stress of a lawsuit might cause a divorce.
 
LobsterBoy669 said:
Can you imagine if Pat had this type of determination, but wasn't an obstinate retard?

Somewhere beyond this world, in one alternate universe among infinite universes, Patrick R. Tomlinson is a genius biochemist. In the five years he's worked in pharma development, he's already developed cures for eight forms of cancer, and any day now he'll finish his latest and greatest work, a serum that will all but eliminate aging.

In another universe, theoretical physicist Patrick T. Tomlinson has just developed a new mathematical formula that, if researchers can find practical applications of it, will lead to nearly infinite energy. Friends and family close to this version of Patrick claim he spent "nearly every waking moment" working on it.

Ah, the possibilities...
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Honestly I just remind myself of how different things would be for him if he focused all that energy onto building some kind of a relationship with his daughter.

Then I get rather sad. Every moment he wasted on the trolls could have been a moment he spent talking to her, working to ensure she is provided for, or hell fucking *writing to her* given how being a writer is what he claims is his true calling

A man who would rather tell his toilet its going to prison than telling his daughter that he loves her is a man who deserves nothing but contempt.
 
LobsterBoy669 said:
Somewhere beyond this world, in one alternate universe among infinite universes, Patrick R. Tomlinson is a genius biochemist. In the five years he's worked in pharma development, he's already developed cures for eight forms of cancer, and any day now he'll finish his latest and greatest work, a serum that will all but eliminate aging.
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Bizarro World Pat works as a civil rights lawyer who labors endlessly to free those who have been wrongly convicted from prison so they can enjoy freedom.

He's also thin and women would have sex with him.
 
Sloppy Party Bottom said:
Also, Starship Repo is free on Audible right now.
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Oh, wow. A dozen or so of the brothermen will get it so they can torture themselves into producing more cawntent, which will have the side effect of doubling Pat's sale numbers for the year. Truly this is the Year of the Pig, no matter what the Chinese try to say.
 
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