Do you guys ERP on KiwiFarms?

[Osama Bin Laden]

*nuzzles your bulging cock*

 

[Rotollo 2]

@Catler used to erp everyday in his kiwi farms rape dungeon DM

 

[TroonsDid911]

I tried to convince @SandyCat to ERP but all he wants is for me to roleplay a sentient sandwich so he can vore me.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

@Catler used to erp everyday in his kiwi farms rape dungeon DM

hahah just shaved my legs, please piss on me hahaha

 

[draggs]

Yeah. Lemme put on my SS uniform and grab my Schmeisser. Now please line up against the wall

Shutup you got fetishes!

 

[mannic]

*beats you up with a frying pan until you kneel for forgiveness*

 

[Gargamel]

I rejected all attempts to get me to ERP by @Catler or anyone else.

 

[DankSmoker]

*unfurls cock menacingly*

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

*nuzzles my axe on Paul Allen's bulging cock*

 

[Gargamel]

*unfurls cock menacingly*

*nuzzles my axe on Paul Allen's bulging cock*

Get a room!

 

[Jex]

I exclusively erp as an unhinged retard in every post that I've ever made anywhere

 

[DankSmoker]

Get a room!

I thought this was the room, which reminds me. I've gotta return some videotapes.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

*I intercept your nuzzle attempt with a knee strike, pushing your nose into your skull. As you collapse dazed into a pool of blood I look down at you disdainfully*

Pathetic.

 

[Tablet County]

*I intercept your nuzzle attempt with a knee strike, pushing your nose into your skull. As you collapse dazed into a pool of blood I look down at you disdainfully*

Pathetic.

"H-harder daddy."

 

[Moths]

*pozloads your neghole*

 

[Starslop's Adoring Fan]

*pulls out meat scepter*

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Here’s a classic

Spoiler: R U Sexxxy chat? Mmmm

disyoshi: hello baby
NYCockExchange: Hello. What's goin' on?
disyoshi: not much
disyoshi: just got home
disyoshi: u got a pic?
NYCockExchange: Oh. Just got home?
disyoshi: yeah
NYCockExchange: From where?
disyoshi: party
NYCockExchange: Oh. Are you wasted?

disyoshi: yes
NYCockExchange: Cool!

disyoshi: u?
NYCockExchange: No. I don't do drugs. Hey, play a little game with me, and I'll show you my pic, okay?
disyoshi: ok
disyoshi: drinking isnt drugs
NYCockExchange: Alright. Here's the game: You're in my house, and you're looking for a naked picture of me. You have to find it, okay?
disyoshi: ok
NYCockExchange: Right now, you're standing inside the front door, in the living room. There's a hallway to the right, a kitchen in front, and a den to the left.
NYCockExchange: What will you do?
disyoshi: i go down the hallway
NYCockExchange: Okay. You start walking down the hallway. There are doors to the left and right near you, and there are doors to the left and right further down the hall.
NYCockExchange: Now what?
disyoshi: which one is your room?
NYCockExchange: Ummm, you have to find out!
disyoshi: which one is the bathroom, i have to piss
NYCockExchange: Okay! You should head to the right for that.
disyoshi: thanks
disyoshi: ill be right back
NYCockExchange: Okay. You're in the bathroom. There is a sink, tub, and toilet. And a medicine chest.
NYCockExchange: What will you do here?
disyoshi: piss in the toilet
NYCockExchange: Okay. You take out your cock, and aim it into the open toilet. You piss for a while, then flush it down. You zip back up. Now what?
disyoshi: then i walk down the hall and go in the room on the right
NYCockExchange: Okay. This is my little sister's room. There are Hanson posters, a bed with pink sheet, a closet, and dresser.
disyoshi: i walk down the hall and go in the room on the right
disyoshi: not the right room
disyoshi: how old is your sis?
NYCockExchange: 12.
disyoshi: nevermind
disyoshi: i go in the room across the hall
NYCockExchange: Left or right?
disyoshi: on the left
NYCockExchange: Okay. This is my room. There is a closet, dressers, a bed, and a nightstand.
disyoshi: r u in there?
NYCockExchange: You are. Find the pic!

disyoshi: ok
disyoshi: i search through the dressers
disyoshi: nice underwear
disyoshi:

NYCockExchange: Top, middle, or bottom drawer?
disyoshi: bottom
NYCockExchange: You open the drawer, and see my panties, socks, and bras.
disyoshi: i look under them
NYCockExchange: You see the bottom of the drawer.
disyoshi: what size are your bras?
disyoshi: no pic?
NYCockExchange: They're 32 B
disyoshi: i look in the middle
NYCockExchange: Okay! This drawer is kind of cluttered with books, magazines, and papers.
disyoshi: i look through everything
NYCockExchange: You find a Playboy and a Photo Album!
disyoshi: looking for a naked pic of a chick with 32b tits
NYCockExchange: Open the photo album?
disyoshi: i look through the playboy and my cock gets hard
NYCockExchange: Cool! Is your cock hard right now?
disyoshi: i open the photo album and search through it
disyoshi: after i piss it will be
NYCockExchange: Okay. First page has a pic of my friends Joe and Jason. They're naked and sucking each other's dicks.
disyoshi: next page
disyoshi: my dick just went limp
NYCockExchange: Next page has a picture of my friend Megan, eating raw pork blindfolded.
disyoshi: is she naked?
NYCockExchange: No. She has nice legs, though!
disyoshi: nice
disyoshi: next page
NYCockExchange: Okay. The next page has a picture of my buddy Todd fucking a small goat. He's waving at the camera/
disyoshi: dick very limp
disyoshi: i turn the page and run to the bathroom
disyoshi: brb
NYCockExchange: Okay. The next page features my dad and brother kissing deeply. They're almost nude.
disyoshi: ewwwww
disyoshi: im back
disyoshi: next page
NYCockExchange: Right. On the next page, you find a picture of a mutilated animal. It's too disfigured for you to figure out which species. It's lying in a pool of its own blood.
disyoshi: what?
disyoshi: i turn to the last page
NYCockExchange: Okay. There is a picture of me on the last page!
disyoshi: great
disyoshi: did i find it?
NYCockExchange: I am laying, mostly naked on my bed. My head is on the pillow, and my legs are partly spread.
disyoshi: can you send it?
NYCockExchange: I have a little white tube top on, and a small plaid skirt. My glorious chunk of throbbing man-cock is poking out of the skirt.
disyoshi: man-cock?
NYCockExchange: Ummm....
disyoshi: u m or f?
NYCockExchange: As you wonder this, staring at the picture, you feel hands on your shoulders....
NYCockExchange: I grab you from behind, bend you over, and shove my huge, pulsating cock into your ass! Again and again and again I pound into you!
disyoshi: what the fuck?
NYCockExchange: Soon, my man-seed (semen) fills your bowels. As it drips from your asshole, I force you to your knees and hold my cock in front of your mouth. ...You know what to do!
disyoshi: u the fuck r u?
NYCockExchange: My cock is awaiting impatiently. What do you do?
disyoshi: i cut the fucker off and feed it to you
disyoshi: i shove it down your throat and make you choke on it]
disyoshi: you die, but no one cares because you are a fucking flamer
NYCockExchange: Too slow! I backfist you, and hit your mouth with tremendous power!! Having no teeth, I pry open your mouth and slide my massive dick in!
NYCockExchange: You can taste your shit & my cum on my cock.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

"UwU, wats this?"
*notices your bulge*
*punches you in the crotch*
*penis bends at an awkward angle, you are in severe agony*
"Such a cute lil' thing :3, you mind if I include some toys?"
*pulls out a 9mm glock17 and magdumps you*

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[The Ugly One]

Every post by a foid is ERP for me.

 

[Dyn]

I prefer my erotic roleplaying in the form of raping NPCs during DnD to disrupt the game for everyone else.

Real chads rape other people's PC's and insist they roleplay it out at the table.