you're forced at gunpoint to try a recipie from Jack scalfani, Kays cooking or Cobes

[eatler]

do you try

*cobes nachos

*Jack scalfanis McCormick bag n' season chicken

*kays Spaghetti Bolognese

 

[Tablet County]

I'd try Cobes's weird sushi burger or whatever the fuck it was. That looks weird but not terrible. Plus I've had a pb&j cheeseburger so I should be able to withstand it.

 

[The Backwards Man]

If I eat Jack Scalfani's food, I will have a stroke.
If I eat Kay's food, I will turn into a margarine tard like her son.
If I eat Cobe's food, I'll be blessed by Cobra's magic.

 

[Begemot]

Kay's cooking....

Jack Scalfani would try to strangle me like his son if I mentioned a vegetable.

Cobra's 'mead' is a revoltving immoral sludge that is utterly cursed.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I couldn’t even work out what King Cobra was putting on his nachos, otherwise it looked the most appetising.

He doesn't really know that himself, some ingredients crawled inside on their own.

 

[hl2_linux]

Kay's cooking because Jack Scalfani would probably skin me alive if I even grimaced while looking at it.

 

[CHARizard]

Kays, I will eat basically any of her recipes.

Jack has suffered multiple strokes due to his cooking.

Cobes has brain damage and puts crazy shit in his food.

Kay is basic poor people ingredients that you cant really kill yourself with.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

That spaghetti looks gross but safe and made with logical ingredients, unlike the others.

If Jack Scalfani makes spaghetti, you can bet it's probably actually the tapeworms out of his ass.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Cobes' candy calzone. It'd just be sugary slop with some pepperonis here and there but otherwise probably not horrific

That sounds like a sinner's sandwich, which is actually really good.

Best cereal to use is cheerios.

 

[Meat Target]

I don't know about the other two, but Jack Scalfani's roast beef looks like Fatrick's liver.

If Jack Scalfani makes spaghetti, you can bet it's probably actually the tapeworms out of his ass.

If you have tapeworms but are still morbidly obese, you might be a lolcow.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

If you have tapeworms but are still morbidly obese, you might be a lolcow.

Dude probably shits out enough to feed an entire Sunday night at Spaghetti Works

 

[eatler]

That sounds like a sinner's sandwich, which is actually really good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-41YUSZ9VAgBest cereal to use is cheerios.

I didn’t think anyone would remember that game, that’s a good reference.

I don't know about the other two, but Jack Scalfani's roast beef looks like Fatrick's liver.
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If you have tapeworms but are still morbidly obese, you might be a lolcow.

Why does it look like corned beef? Meat doesn’t usually look like corned beef when you cook it

Edit: eewww worse no it’s actually the steak from general sams video (it’s timed stamped)

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

if by cobes you mean his fastfood food hacks, then sure, it may not be tasty, but it is just a hamburger with sauce and junk food added to it. some of his drink combos wouldnt be horrible, though im not going anywhere near his "mead".

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I didn’t think anyone would remember that game, that’s a good reference.

Why does it look like corned beef? Meat doesn’t usually look like corned beef when you cook it

Edit: eewww worse no it’s actually the steak from general sams video (it’s timed stamped)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-CKleuY2qv0

Those "tacos"... There's no way somebody actually thought that recipe up and liked it.