💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Any idea how much he is making off Locals? He makes Ralph tier cash off stream donors.

Shameless self-quote from a week or so ago because I am the resident LOCALS expert:

Was bored l, so I counted up the number of unique commentors on his vague post.

50 people at least that pay hin 5 dollars a month.

If you want to extrapolate that to total supporter level. He cannot be much over 500 (assuming 10% fan participation from a paper I read on marketing response in uni) That is under 3k per month and barely covers the snack budget.

The comments were just hug box typical, so not worth posting.

 

[LiquidKid]

adderall is amphetamine right? taking a strong stimulant drug like that when you're already consuming large amounts of alcohol (a depressant drug) can't be healthy

It is, but modern adderall is very hard to tweak on, most of the time it just results in being more alert or being slightly hyper, and conversely, adderall withdrawal is known to cause extreme fatigue and depression.

The meme is adderall is just legal meth. But the only major thing is that too high of a dose can make it close to impossible to fall asleep.

College students like to use it because it makes them stay up all weekend to study without sleep

 

[P5Fever]

I take a vacation from the farms and am 100 pages behind. Fun catching up.

But JFC Nick is 2 bottles away from turning into the Crypt Keeper.

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Edit: Attach images is being a bitch to me all of a sudden and ruining my joke.

 

[polar bear]

It is, but modern adderall is very hard to tweak on, most of the time it just results in being more alert or being slightly hyper, and conversely, adderall withdrawal is known to cause extreme fatigue and depression.

The meme is adderall is just legal meth. But the only major thing is that too high of a dose can make it close to impossible to fall asleep.

College students like to use it because it makes them stay up all weekend to study without sleep

I think that for both modafinil and adderall, we would hear much more about Rekieta having major headaches (or seeing him acting like he does have 'em). Dehydration is a bitch. My money is on psychedelics

 

[murph]

Lmao from Sean, I knew I wasn't the only one making Metal Gear Solid Minnesota Gay Swinger jokes about Rekieta.

Sean's all filters off here, I love it.

Sean might be a little lit here, I don't know many people who burst into song who are sober.

Not a complaint.

 

[Neetorino]

Call me a schizo, but I think that is actually Nick himself.

I honestly thought the same thing so we can be schizos together! He did say he was 42, which is Nick's age right?

It's better to send a report and not engage with the user, though it's hard to not tell them to neck. @Hal is one of the mods of this board.

Yes you're right of course.

I tend to leave my quotes to individual posts in draft form in the reply box as it will save periodically as long as the site is still connected to your browser.

That's my preferred method, it lets you get ideas down as you catch up and makes spacing replies a breeze.

Hi Cynthia it's been a while

Oh fuck that's another really good candidate, I didn't think she'd ever come back.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Mirna I love your takes, but like - consider making other people aware of their Jamaica trip or organising bday party in a gay bar. That's a full blown whore behaviour. I can't imagine a mother of 5 not being *able to put the foot down and say 'fuck you, you're not dragging us into this'. Maybe am sheltered, I just can't see it.

I’m not as up on the Nick lore as many here. Like every six months, for five years, he does something I notice and I read a bit and dip out. He’s not someone I follow closely like others ITT. I’ve just lurked with mild interest for years. Josh discussing his downward spiral at MATI made me start checking more regularly, but his absolutely insane Dear John really got my attention. Way more than the Mandy debacle.

I’ve heard stuff about them going to Jamaica and hedonism 2, but not the gay bar stuff. I’m out of date on her confirmed degeneracy. I just recall a year or two ago a lot of it was reported by Nick, annd various trip photos. She seemed to dip out of the spotlight a while back?. I’m sure more stuff has come to light. I recall things about his Locals being gross af but wasn’t sure of her level of involvement.

Anyway, I think Kayla is dumb, easy to manipulate and eager to please Nick. I think as a former cheerleader she does covet attention and being seen as desirable to men so it’s not hard to lean into this stuff if she gets attention from Nick and others. I just don’t think she’d be full on into these porn fantasies Nick has, but also not strong enough to put her foot down.

I do believe she would be a basket case these past few years because she leaned in hard to righteous Christian mom of five identity and then leaned into “slutty, sexually liberated SAHM and wife of e-celeb” It’s probably why she lays in bed watching Star Trek and buying legos now.

She’s been going through an identity crisis, along with Nick, the last three years. I just think Nick was driving the bus down the road to ruin, but she sat behind the driver instead of hopping off. (She was just as excited by his e-fame and money until she realized she was playing third or fourth fiddle in his life because of it.)

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Sean did a pretty good for something that on the spot.

But I feel like Baldo should be the codename. Like Punished Baldo, a man denied his bull.

Outer Haven can be Outer Hedonism. I guess the Farms is the La Li Lu Le Lo, lmao.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

But JFC Nick is 2 bottles away from turning into the Crypt Keeper.

It's truly shocking how much he's degenerated.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

I don't know many people who burst into song who are sober.

To be fair it's kinda mandatory whenever you're talking about MGS references.

Outer Haven can be Outer Hedonism

Nice balldo, but the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Anyway, I think Kayla is dumb, easy to manipulate and eager to please Nick.

^ This.

I don't think this is a common knowledge, but Kayla didn't get her degree at podunk SW Minnesota Tech State A&M, where she and Nick met and where Nick waltzed out with a creative writing degree. From her linkedin:

Looks like she spent 3 years (3.5 tops), and then years later somehow got a b.s. at a community college. (In WIlmar and Hutchinson, aka local to where they live now.) Maybe she dropped out because she was committed to the SAHM stuff, and decided to complete her degree to help with the home schooling they were deciding on probably even then. But... yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if she spent more time on pursuits other than academic at SWMSU.

 

[LiquidKid]

I think that for both modafinil and adderall, we would hear much more about Rekieta having major headaches (or seeing him acting like he does have 'em). Dehydration is a bitch. My money is on psychedelics

I don’t see much signs of it, but I anecdotally I know a lot of microdosers(mushrooms are legal in parts of California) and there’s a point where you’re high enough to be loopy and buzzed but not hallucinating. People on said micro doses do sound bit like drunk Nick lately, but he’s also drinking really hard liquor so I’m gonna air in the side of no other major substances

 

[Nate Higgers]

All Nick needs to do is join Kick Streaming and play Stake.us and he can be just as much of a WINNER as his nephew Bossmanjack! Do it Nick. Why be a boring lawtuber when you can play Blackjack and Mines.

DAMN our wife pussy taste NASTY

Chat, chat, chat, she got like 5 other niggas cum in there no joke chat. I wouldn’t lick that pussy even with Mister MadAtTheIntetnet’s tongue, real shit chat

I realize this is the third bossmanjack joke post I’ve made in the last 24h but I just can’t stop, it’s like playing Limbo but on Kiwifarms

 

[polar bear]

Which creature would you rather protect your family from?

 

[murph]

I don't think this is a common knowledge, but Kayla didn't get her degree at podunk SW Minnesota Tech State A&M, where she and Nick met and where Nick waltzed out with a creative writing degree. From her linkedin:
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Looks like she spent 3 years (3.5 tops), and then years later somehow got a b.s. at a community college. (In WIlmar and Hutchinson, aka local to where they live now.) Maybe she dropped out because she was committed to the SAHM stuff, and decided to complete her degree to help with the home schooling they were deciding on probably even then. But... yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if she spent more time on pursuits other than academic at SWMSU.

"Early childhood and education" degree means a Mrs. degree and why would she continue in an absolutely worthless batshit field once she got a ring on the finger.

It's not even an insult, that's a good strategy for women who want kids, they will never be surrounded by potentially high-value men any other time in their lives.

A couple of decades later when you've got five kids and your husband wants to "expand" the marriage is a real head-scratcher for a woman with traditional expectations.

She's decided to make a whore of herself and put lewds online, which means she failed at "early childhood and education" because her children will be educated at one point that their mom was basically a slut pretending to care about their future and was lying about her faith.

Many such cases.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Nick's own confession that he has been repressed and held in check by others expectations and responsibilities tells on himself. He has thrown off the healthy moderating influences and given full rein to his desires. He is a creature twisted and distorted by success into a monster of his own creation.

I agree with this but I also think that "The worst day of my life." was the catalyzing reason for him doing fully giving in. Keep in mind he and Kayla had faced numerous miscarriages at this point, so I think even a fallout with inlaws or family can be precluded from being what was the reason.

The only thing that makes sense is something between he and Kayla, and given the Faran leaks, and his "I will be us" tattoo, it points to her wanting to open their marriage. Remember that it took him a couple of weeks of "Having a hard choice to make." which he stated repeatedly after said day, until the "Fuck it! Mandy if you come to Anime Matsuri I will sign your tits." If you go back and watch that stream I think that was the moment he made the choice to swing. I think the "Fuck it" was him talking to himself.

So while I think all those traits were there, and being kept in check. I think that her wanting to open the marriage was what made him stop caring about keeping them in check. This is and always has been how I viewed the events, even before the Faran leaks. It just makes too much sense in light of everything else, especially given the timeline.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

My impression of Nick is that if his daughters were whored out or he sons became homeless drug addicts, that Nick's response would be "cool".

"its so funny and interesting."

 

[EggImpregnator]

I'd be Nick's live in nanny if I could fuck his wife, I'd even watch this thread for him so he has more time to stream.

"its so funny and interesting."

Nick's daughters could be fucking a thousand dudes a week and staring in videos on facial abuse dot com and he'd say some dumb joke like "at least they dont have a black baby, they arent a total failure until they are a single mother of a biracial child!"

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

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Aw Jeez Guise no show tonight! I'll preemptively call a no-show tomorrow as well but I'm willing to be wrong.

Thanks for carrying the torch, Locals is iffy on notifications for me now, and I've been busy (trying to get a promotion). But, how dare you not use dark mode.

Neither of them have made the apparent posts about having lost faith or trust in him from what I see, and they seem to type perfectly fine.

Thank you.

mentally ill retarded women

You repeat yourself sir.

I'm long past the point of wanting him to get better.

I've seen far, far better people die due to alcohol. It'd be a shame if he of all people persisted.

Would also like to bring up Our Wife’s Pinterest again as a data point. It might be one of the reasons why people ITT cut Kayla a break/cite Nick as the instigator of the degeneracy and not the other way around

It’s possible, but I have a hard time believing a midwest mom of five is a sex starved nympho who has always wanted to bang other chicks.

@Not Who You Think

Simply put, Kayla is a woman who wants it all. Kayla wants to be a naughty sexy bitch who frequents hookup locales and a devoted Christian mother and wife in addition to being a respected member of the community/church who is also okay with her husband ogling e-thots.

PL: I was engaged to a religious girl (probably one of @John Andrews Stan neighbors) who ticked all the proverbial boxes of a "good girl", loved kids, wanted to be a mom (got knocked up out of wedlock...diff story), didn't drink, wanted to be involved with the church, planned for our home and future kids, etc. etc. etc. She also wanted me to fuck another girl in front of her, and have myself and another guy ravish her.

Edit: She also wanted to have threesomes with chicks as mentioned, but, claims her husband divourced her after she admitted she was bi.

My point being, is that Kayla sounds very, very much like the girl I was engaged to. Nearly to a fucking T I might add. They exist, and if balldo wasn't such a cretin, I'd almost feel sorry for him.

The meme is adderall is just legal meth.

What does it mean when you don't feel anything from adderall? My heart felt weird for 10 minutes taking a couple of pills, but after that nothing. No energy, no concentration, I was quite disappointed.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

I agree with this but I also think that "The worst day of my life." was the catalyzing reason for him doing fully giving in. Keep in mind he and Kayla had faced numerous miscarriages at this point, so I think even a fallout with inlaws or family can be precluded from being what was the reason.

The only thing that makes sense is something between he and Kayla, and given the Faran leaks, and his "I will be us" tattoo, it points to her wanting to open their marriage. Remember that it took him a couple of weeks of "Having a hard choice to make." which he stated repeatedly after said day, until the "Fuck it! Mandy if you come to Anime Matsuri I will sign your tits." If you go back and watch that stream I think that was the moment he made the choice to swing. I think the "Fuck it" was him talking to himself.

So while I think all those traits were there, and being kept in check. I think that her wanting to open the marriage was what made him stop caring about keeping them in check. This is and always has been how I viewed the events, even before the Faran leaks. It just makes too much sense in light of everything else, especially given the timeline.

Could be this or anything else. We can only speculate. The hatred he's expressed towards his wife and children in the last year at times has made me wonder if he found out one or more of the "brood" wasn't his. I could more readily believe that she had a one-off fling than that she would be the one pushing for the "swinging." But there's no real proof for that either. It's just one more narrative that can be construed from the facts that we know.

Edit:

A Brief History of Kayla Rekieta (in this thread)

Damn. I missed out on a lot of this when I tuned out after Weeb Wars. The evidence for Kayla being the prime degenerate in the relationship is certainly there.