💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Can't believe I bought into the agenda that Nick's fall was just a "bunch of TradCaths" losing their marbles about "the Nick that always was." Thought the same about Elissa and other clippers too. This is the best egg on my face lol.

It's like Nick tried to be like Drexel, minus the grooming(?), gym routine, sticking to one damn vice. More I thought about it, it's less animorphing into Ralph, but more Nick becoming the amalgamation of all his infamous internet opponents—Ralph, Toye, Shane, Monty, Mad Black, Preston (peg arc when?), etcetera, etcetera.
 
Kurohige said:
Can't believe I bought into the agenda that Nick's fall was just a "bunch of TradCaths" losing their marbles about "the Nick that always was." Thought the same about Elissa and other clippers too. This is the best egg on my face lol.

It's like Nick tried to be like Drexel, minus the grooming(?), gym routine, sticking to one damn vice. More I thought about it, it's less animorphing into Ralph, but more Nick becoming the amalgamation of all his infamous internet opponents—Ralph, Toye, Shane, Monty, Mad Black, Preston (peg arc when?), etcetera, etcetera.
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You sound like some kind of Scandinavian incel prude.
 
I know I'm extremely late to the Rackets party, but what the fuck happened to Nick aside from alcoholism? Why is he bruised up? Why does he look so gaunt? What in his life made him devolve to this state? Why is a middle aged man advertising sex toys? He's a literal millionaire with a wife and five children; why is a drunken buffoon streaming in Nick's house every single night? Who is his sad clown content made for, because I remember tuning into his Rittenhouse trial coverage for both his (and his panels) informative and entertaining perspectives. I get no joy watching his downwards spiral, but I suppose this is the fate of even the most successful sekturite...
 
Kurohige said:
Can't believe I bought into the agenda that Nick's fall was just a "bunch of TradCaths" losing their marbles about "the Nick that always was." Thought the same about Elissa and other clippers too. This is the best egg on my face lol.

It's like Nick tried to be like Drexel, minus the grooming(?), gym routine, sticking to one damn vice. More I thought about it, it's less animorphing into Ralph, but more Nick becoming the amalgamation of all his infamous internet opponents—Ralph, Toye, Shane, Monty, Mad Black, Preston (peg arc when?), etcetera, etcetera.
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we gotta get him into bossmanjack. deranged rekieta gamba streams on locals
 
I wanted to share and give some of my own observations on this clip that Elissa put out today.


What a generalization to make of a forum that consists of almost 105,000 members. That each and everyone of us that gives the slightest criticism of the fact that being a deceiving, hedonistic, lying, adulter, alcoholic is some how justified. Only because he ended up managing to get lucky in the internet lottery were he hit all the right beats at the right time. It is funny that most of the sentiment around the time I even joined the forum has changed towards Rekita it is like fucking night and day. Seeing just how plastered he is in this clip just tells me how deep off the end he has went with his drinking. The sunken in eyes, strange never healing marks, and just the over all lack of energy in his delivery just shows that this man is just completely off the reservation. Without this forum, your lack luster lawsplaining would of never reached critical mass to begin with. Most of us were the fanbase that actively participated in your chats and actively engaged with your content. You are the reason why that most of your fanbase left, because you are an out of control, spiraling drunk. When I am watching a livestream, I want to be entertained. Not be lectured or have to feel pity for a millionare balldo wearing drunkard, that has to seethe about his days of wanting to be like the American Beauty protagonist another stream.

Rekieta even if the ENTIRE FORUM is compromised of unemployed, basement dwelling, neckbeard, incels. At least we have one thing you don't have and is our dignity still in tact. Your life I can say is in exact parallel with Faust, but I don't see Rekieta going to heaven at the end of the story though. Through his only foolishness and vanity, he will never recognize that he is indeed the one getting in his own way of his own happiness. It doesn't matter the amount of power, wealth, or knowledge you may possess. Though, the fact that you do not actively strive to positively impact your community, or even grow your own sense of spirit is what is why you will be in this perpetual vortex of dispel. The alcoholism has brought you to the point that you are an husk of your former self, now only chasing the pursuit of the dopamine hit of the next drink.

I can only attest to this to not to give too much information, but I can relate what it is like to lose their sense of self to alcoholism. That trying to chase a past in the present, inevitably throwing away any prospects of a good solid future is indeed the greatest dilemma of the alcoholic. As someone that does struggle with these inadequacies and has went through the struggle of getting sober, then relapsing, and the repeating the vicious cycle. But, the difference is that there is at least some what of an attempt. That is what I mean by, "spiritual growth." Even if you don't succeed, at least there are some lessons learned and maybe some level of progression. But, you will never find any sense of true happiness, because your measurement of happiness is based on artificial constructs that are superficial in nature. I almost take it as a bit of a challenge that you try to even challenge this communities efforts to, "make it in the big leagues." Only because, *knock *knock balldo man! This site and userbase is known, and has injected a great amount of the manifolds of the Clearnet. Only because that most of us here are from an era in the internet, that even before this zoomer tik-tok faggotry took its course. That most of us are aware of some of the lore of how the early internet and even early social media operated.

I take it as a challenge somewhat that you don't think that any of us on here could probably if anything supersede the size of your channel based on the current growth dynamics, only because it doesn't seem like your Rumble numbers are necessarily bringing home the bacon these days. Especially with what happened to YouTube... Yikes! I almost am tempted to just bust out the old dusty microphone and start doing some of my Kiwi Farm style retorts in actual video format, just to see whether or not that some nobody behind a keyboard can outwit, and out grift the likes of the GREAT BALLDO MAN NICK REKITA.

Anyone that feels pity for this sack of potatoes needs to realize that all it does is it enables his delusions, as well gives the fucking sad excuse of a father to be an absent drunk. What a fucking embarrassment you have turned yourself into. I can say because I actually really dug the livestreams back in the pre-covid era. This was even before he hit into the stratosphere with the Johnny Depp trial. I think this is the result of too fast and too much unearned success, Rekieta from the results of his streams now a days. Just demonstrates how much of a lazy an entitled dope he truly is.
 
Phucket said:
I know I'm extremely late to the Rackets party, but what the fuck happened to Nick aside from alcoholism? Why is he bruised up? Why does he look so gaunt? What in his life made him devolve to this state? Why is a middle aged man advertising sex toys? He's a literal millionaire with a wife and five children; why is a drunken buffoon streaming in Nick's house every single night? Who is his sad clown content made for, because I remember tuning into his Rittenhouse trial coverage for both his (and his panels) informative and entertaining perspectives. I get no joy watching his downwards spiral, but I suppose this is the fate of even the most successful sekturite...
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he never tells. he just vagueposts. kino casino is doing a show right now and they played a clip and rekieta just says shit like

"sorry my show was late tonight. my life is chaotic. i don't really want to talk about it. i know there are a lot of conspiracies and theories but it isn't any of those. a bunch of monkey wrenches get thrown into the schedule every day and it's not what you think it is."

he's just been doing that shit for like 6 months and he never says tells any details. he just drunks rambles about bullshit and lost 50 lbs and is shrinking into a bugman
 
Save the Loli said:
IMO that was the 7 hour seethe session at Eric July. But this is a close second though since he's seething up a storm and projecting all his life's issues on "John Son of Hokens." This is great. I knew he'd return in style after Sober January (and I don't mean the hot tub stream with the fat dude he had homolust for).

I'm just afraid we'll have to wait another 2 months for a funny Nick stream. Nick has some underlying intelligence to him (which lolcows like Ralph or Patrick Tomlinson lack) that's crippled by his addiction to drugs, booze, and sex, so he'll try and pull up for a 4-5 streams and make some apologies to his audience, Josh, John, and whoever, and ramble about Trump and guns as a third rate Tim Pool knockoff. Maybe he'll even announce he's retooling his show to make it better. But then by April/May he'll do something else stupid. This queer is too predictable.
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Far as I'm concerned we're at the acceleration stage, even our prize pig during his humble beginnings would manage some calm periods where there would not be much to see.

Then the substance abuse kept making those cycles quicker and quicker, and unlike Ethan at the time, Nick is an old fuck, like it or not the bottle and drugs will hit him that much harder and quicker than a 20something pigman, and then we have to add whatever mixture of STDs from getting rawdogged by jamaican niggers Nicky has going on, you can see how even if his starting point of intelligence is higher, his fall will be much faster.

I give it until the end of this year for him to end up about as retarded as ol' Pat.
 
So, what will be his cope this week about his drunken/retarded rant? We have some possibilities:

a) "It's just a joke"
b) "It's funny guys, it really is just funny (to me [Balldoman])"
c) "You can't prove that you aren't an addict on the internet, so I will just keep drinking anyways"
d) All of the above.
 
PhoBingas said:
Nigga is obviously skipping meals to either drink or pound thizzles up his nose.
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He'd admitted as much, his SUPER SMURT know-it-all diet consists of a few doritos, a snicker's bar, shitty instant ramen and PREBOILED EGGS, he only does up to two of these a day and the rest of his calories go into his drink.

If you asked a 6 year old to come up with a diet plan they would do a much better job than this retarded manchild, not only is he an AIDS ridden alcoholic but he's got some malnourishment going on top of that, what little he eats is slop of awful quality.

My opinion? he should keep drinking, when the reaper comes knocking he won't have to worry about his incel faggot scandinavian family or the broke dick farms, it will only be peace and bliss for Nicky, just like he deserves.

Well that or burning while demons sting his ass with pitchforks, in any case a gay old time for Nicky awaits!
 
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Arcade Gannon said:
There was a running joke in this thread of Kiwis telling Rekieta to drink more. Somehow that advice never provoked his defiance.
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It just shows that we control him. When we tell him to pop another bottle of whisky open, he does exactly that. I wonder how much say the diagnosis for children has (ODD).

Balldo also blanked out in a drunken haze several times. He needs IFS therapy.
 
Well that's it. It's over, Kiwi-bros. We're all just jealous.

Sure, we might think we're doing okay, with our jobs, and families, and marriages, and lack of an extensive online trail of self-humiliation. We might think that it's better not to drink a bottle of whiskey a day than to drink one. But really, we're just jealous.

I sure am glad that Nick is using his extensive social media experience to bring this knowledge, which is completely unlike the exact same thing that every other Lolcow says when criticized.
 
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