💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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lol lmao

Lol Rob tries to be nice (in a trolling way) and Jack still rages at him because fatty KNOWS that he is getting healthier

141 / 66 is a weird blood pressure, which makes me think it's totally made up. 141 for systolic is stage 2 hypertension, which is pretty damn high. 66 for diastolic is pretty low (<60 is hypotension). So basically fatty is close to somehow dealing with both hypotension and hypertension, which is possible but pretty damn unlikely unless it's caused by orthostatic hypotension (impossible for Jack because it is hypotension that only happens after standing)

 

[James done did it]

People keep forgetting that Jack is short. 266lbs at 5'6'' is still a BMI of 43. It's not an unbelievable number. Fudged probably but Jack was never the size of someone like Boogie. Both in width and in height, since Boogie if memory serves is about average height.

For Jack to get down to the starting line of obese at 30 BMI he would need to get to 186lbs. At his height a healthy weight for a male of average physical fitness/muscle mass would be about 150lbs.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

More retarded merch nobody except Jack and his family members will buy.

Ladies and Gents, Jack did it again. He made yet another video talking about his time in grocery stores judging people. While he is sitting there in his motorized scooter with a thread of drool stretching from his mouth to his protuberant belly down bellow, Jack feels down that clueless shoppers are tearing their bodies apart eating SHUGAR and popcorn.

 

[AnOminous]

-He uses one hand to point to the giant canister of white sugar, MSG, smoked salt, molasses, and onion powder he wants Tammy to open for him.

It's an important fact to remember Jack ALWAYS did this shit, even when he had two functioning arms. His "rub" technique has always been just randomly dump some mix of pre-prepared spices on his MEAT GUD and then not even rub them, so they were just randomly covered or without any spice at all.

People keep forgetting that Jack is short. 266lbs at 5'6'' is still a BMI of 43. It's not an unbelievable number. Fudged probably but Jack was never the size of someone like Boogie. Both in width and in height, since Boogie if memory serves is about average height.

Yet another example of a massively corpulent fat fuck claiming he isn't fat despite all visible evidence.

 

[Super Hans v2]

https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/1759618311237546195


Ladies and Gents, Jack did it again. He made yet another video talking about his time in grocery stores judging people. While he is sitting there in his motorized scooter with a thread of drool stretching from his mouth to his protuberant belly down bellow, Jack feels down that clueless shoppers are tearing their bodies apart eating SHUGAR and popcorn.

What could being going through Jack's head when he thinks this shit? Does he really think it's normal to be so severely disabled that you can't wipe your own ass or fuck your wife after your mid-30's?

 

[Shartavius]

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Jack looks and sounds as though his eyeballs are trying to fall out of his nostrils. As always, he exhibits zero self-awareness that the sight of a drooling diaper man straddling a scooter full of meat, pooting around the Piggly Wiggly to scornfully shake his head at any able-bodied patrons presumed to be purchasing any grocery other than what he can reach on the bottom shelf paints a different picture than he intends. What the fuck is this life unworthy of life doing parked in aisles for food groups he claims to not eat? Touching his peepee?

 

[Major]

I only just realised that Jack's youtube channel has over half a million subscribers. I can't help but think his inflated ego stems partially from that number. Obviously it's mostly the likes of us, but still

 

[AnOminous]

Ladies and Gents, Jack did it again. He made yet another video talking about his time in grocery stores judging people.

You can just immediately look at this stroked-out retard and tell he is in no position to judge anyone else's life decisions at all. He can't aim his eyes in the same direction or speak intelligibly. He's obviously just retarded.

This is literally the thumbnail:

What the fuck even is this? Retard face.

 

[Gruntmaster-6000]

What the fuck even is this? Retard face.

The newest rendition of his Lazy Man's series. Lazy Eye, I'm just counting my blessings it's still his and in his skull. Not too long before the Wendigo craves the juicy forbidden gnocchi.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I only just realised that Jack's youtube channel has over half a million subscribers. I can't help but think his inflated ego stems partially from that number. Obviously it's mostly the likes of us, but still

I'm betting most of those are bots. Jack's videos for the most part get maybe a few thousand views, the exceptions being his more infamous ones that other YouTubers cover.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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He looks like he's wearing some fruity earring in his right ear.

 

[wew lad]

The newest rendition of his Lazy Man's series.

Lazy Eye On A Queer Guy

 

[VenomPlug]

Walking with Jack

 

[densedance]

I only just realised that Jack's youtube channel has over half a million subscribers. I can't help but think his inflated ego stems partially from that number. Obviously it's mostly the likes of us, but still

It's because of his hay-day with Youtube. I think the majority aren't even on YT anymore or forgot about his channel, or simply don't give a shit anymore. That's why his average viewer number don't add up with his subscribers.

 

[AbyssDweller]

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If I was at the grocery store and some fat droopy-eyed mongoloid rolled up to me on his scooty-puff to lecture me in his gurgly-slurred speech about how I'm ACKSHUALLY killing myself by purchasing a bag of popcorn and not following his undercooked red meat and shredded cheese "diet", I'd assume that I had just encountered the local retard that managed to survive into middle-age who got away from his 'tard wrangler and I'd probably help guide BIG BOY back to the customer service desk to reunite him with his mommywife

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Walking with Jack

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Hey dipshit, Hope is doing that because she wants you to play with her, or do anything else than being a fat blob that sits and watches Blue's clues all day.

 

[Sonic T]

Walking with Jack

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Even with all the neglect, the dog still finds ways to troll Jack. Bless that pupper

 

[Vect]

I DON'T LIKE THIS THING.

It's incredible how a cheap 3D model can have more soy than all of East Asia.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

August has finally discovered how big a shitstain Jack is.
But proceeded to call him "alt-right"
Dumbass

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Ladies and Gents, Jack did it again. He made yet another video talking about his time in grocery stores judging people. While he is sitting there in his motorized scooter with a thread of drool stretching from his mouth to his protuberant belly down bellow, Jack feels down that clueless shoppers are tearing their bodies apart eating SHUGAR and popcorn.

Placebo effect is pretty powerful in how all of these diets magically make tissue injuries pain-free so quickly. Plus losing 21 lb (mostly water weight) will help a lot with knee pain, too. It's not from the carnivore diet, but Jack is a retard

August has finally discovered how big a shitstain Jack is.
But proceeded to call him "alt-right"
Dumbass

Jack is pretty much alt-right except the Israel support. He is a dyed in the wool MAGA simp, bigotry included.