💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[internet friend]

it'll still fall flat on its fat face

Patrick will never fall flat on his face. His fall will always be broken by his big juicy bitchtits

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

It really galls people like Patrick to not have complete control over what others are allowed to say.
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lol it’s always the white saviors chimping out about the nigger word. It’s almost like they think black people are incapable of advocating for their own causes.

Real funny coming from Pat, who looks down on everyone, who lives in the middle of the ghetto. I’m sure he’s never muttered “fuckin nigs” under his breath before.

 

[FinnSven]

There's no money for one.

Chances are slim, but….. if he manages to establish a decent case against someone with money, not just a random nobody who runs a forum, he might be able to get someone to cough up the legal fees to get it rolling.

 

[grapeshark77]

Someone pulled the question app prank again and he was a huge dick.



He always expects people to know his entire story. He unpinned his tweet that explained part of it to promote his Threads. I like that he's doubling down on that because they have much stricter moderation and he's already calling people idiots on it.

also I obviously don't condone this stuff, etc etc enjoy prison

 

[*sigh*]

I hope the gay retards who do this stuff actually get sued by Patrick and he wins. There is a reason we don't allow trolling plans and harassment on the Kiwi Farms. It's not funny, it ruins lolcows, and it makes Pat into the protagonist and his alogs into the villains. I don't want to root for Pat, I want to laugh at him.

Tоuching the pооp is, well, unhygienic.

 

[JustStopDude]

Twitter is Pat's gateway drug to things like Mastadon and BlueSky. It's like how drug addicts smoke marijuana, crystal meth, and crack.

I'd say it's more like when an addict loses access to their drug of choice.

Pat is basically an addict, trying to wean himself off smack (twitter) by using crack (bluesky).

It's not going to work because he don't yet the trolling on the other platforms like he does on twitter.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

So her gay husband finally dumped her? I know gay dudes sometimes pick an ugly fatass as a beard because they aren't interested in sex with women anyway, but her personality was apparently so repulsive he decided he couldn't even put up with it to have a beard.

Karl's theory is that she got in touch online witha guy named Vince and invited him over for Tom's birthday/their anniversary to be their bull, but Tom realized from that that he could get dick up his ass without having to deal with her mental illness, so he left. It would certainly explain why she's been especially angry/nuts lately, and the now almost-complete absence of cope-posts from her bragging about having just had sex with the husband who totally loves her more than anything in the world. She refuses to discuss Vince, I guess it's a sensitive topic.

why are you doxing yourself. there are not that many coffeeshops in the french quarter that are also at an airport, so i'm guessing it's a pj's franchise... i could dig deeper but i'm too lazy. just saying you have now advertised the specific businesses you own and also are all over the farms saying "nigger." wise up.

Edit: ok i glanced at your post history and you're also FROM new orleans... if you are in fact one of the Ballard brothers i'll laugh my ass off

Maybe it's PJs, maybe not. Ash is too dumb to go anywhere with what I gave, for sure.

Also he is Pat posting on this very thread.

Is a fatsuit worth the risk? I know it will fail from Patrick’s end, but it runs a chance of making the papers.

I've never contacted Pat in any way. The only person who wants to sue me is too dumb to identify me, too poor to pay for it, and doesn't have any cause of action.

 

[lindsayfan]

Maybe it's PJs, maybe not. Ash is too dumb to go anywhere with what I gave, for sure.

i promise i don't really care but i am deeply disappointed you didn't say "wrong in every detail as always, stalker"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Also he is Pat posting on this very thread.

Is a fatsuit worth the risk? I know it will fail from Patrick’s end, but it runs a chance of making the papers.

I've been here since page four. If the fear of a Patsuit was that bad I wouldn't be here. Due to the amount of people getting coffee at a coffee shop it's rather hard to dox them. My favourite place gets over a thousand people a day in it.

A account was named nigger. Truly Pat and this lady was so unsafe. I'm spooked just reading the username

I mean, a police officer shot at his police car due to an acorn falling on it. I've seen dumber things from people.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Also he is Pat posting on this very thread.

Is a fatsuit worth the risk? I know it will fail from Patrick’s end, but it runs a chance of making the papers.

Wait quietly for the knock, childerinoo.

 

[*sigh*]

Also he is Pat posting on this very thread.

Is a fatsuit worth the risk? I know it will fail from Patrick’s end, but it runs a chance of making the papers.

Why would he need to wear a fatsuit? He is already an obese catamite of gargantuan proportions.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Just reading "_N_I_G_G_E_R hasn't broken our safety policies" somehow makes me feel nice.

_N_I_G_G_E_R dindu nufffin.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It really galls people like Patrick to not have complete control over what others are allowed to say.
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Damn, that's horrible. They should quit using Twitter. Really stick it to Elon.

 

[Dean Pentel]

From the other forum, Pat is spending his weekend doing outreach to local black-owned businesses

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Hopefully we'll see some replies on Pat's twitter by Monday, but regardless, the creative writing still stands as a good bit on its own.

Before I read through more of the thread I'd assumed these were jokes similar to the AI art pictures that get posted; not real, we merely laugh at the idea of it.

Someone should link this to Pat and let him know what's possible if he cuts down on booze and pepperoni.

It'd be easier to pay off the US national debt by yourself than to get Patrick to accept he's a fat faggot with enormous bitch tits and he should make different life choices before it's too late.

Real funny coming from Pat, who looks down on everyone, who lives in the middle of the ghetto. I’m sure he’s never muttered “fuckin nigs” under his breath before.

Wrong in every detail as always, child. Patrick would never mutter "fucking nigs" under his breath. Instead, he'd screech with a very faggot-y lisp about how "These niggers (always a hard R, stalker) are supposed to breed like rabbits so why aren't there more pepperoni ingredients around?!"

Enjoy prison.

 

[JustStopDude]

He doesn't know what salt water is.



How the fuck is that possible?!?!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Since it was brought up, here's a sample of St. Laker weebs patposting on /a/

Even the waifufags are in on it in their quarantine thread.

Spoiler: Bonus Balldo content

 

[Maude Snew]

You are playing your favorite RPG and you are on your quest when a fat pigman barges into you out from nowhere, says "Enjoy prison, stalker." and then you are thrust into a incredibly tough battle that you must win. What do you do?

Stroll leisurely up a slight incline and watch him die of a heart attack trying to do the same.

He doesn't know what salt water is.

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How the fuck is that possible?!?!

It's just not his field of expertise, he specializes in salt earth.

 

[Summer of George]

How the fuck is that possible?!?!

On the other hand, if you were to plop Pat down in the middle of Lake Michigan, it would be possible to see him from Chicago, Mackinaw City, and also Vladivostok.

 

[Law]

Also he is Pat posting on this very thread.

Wrong as always, child. He's trying to create a new racially offensive latte based on Pat's special pepperoni recipe, stalker. He just needs some time to teach all the Muslimas at PJ's the complex preparation steps, child. Enjoy prison.

 

[Creative Username]

Wrong as always, child. He's trying to create a new racially offensive latte based on Pat's special pepperoni recipe, stalker. He just needs some time to teach all the Muslimas at PJ's the complex preparation steps, child. Enjoy prison.

All part of his master plan to rebrand PJ's as McPatso's, where you can order items such as the rich dark Niggeroffee®, a scrumptious FatPatty®, a large cup of PatFinger® fries, and the Trying-not-to-be-fat-by-every-medical-standard-stalker Salad® for FELONY LOW PRICES!

Don't forget: The Pepperoni Patzza®™, featuring pepperoni with Pat's signature dark meat.

Edit #3,427: Many thousands of felonious funny-ruining mishaps were made during the creation of this work.

Edit #3,428:
More retardation:

1. FFWBLT® sandwich
2. The TNTBFBEMSS Salad comes with copious amounts of I'm Into Things, Child® ranch dressing. If you ask for a salad without it the employees will have no clue what you're talking about.